Chocolate.


/one word

That prediction is scary. Some of the answers will be scary too.

You'll also need an AI to parse the answer to make sure it isn't the word "bacon" repeated 200 times. Wait. Maybe that is love. To make sure it isn't the word "kumquat" repeated 200 times.

I kill dozens of spam-bot posts per day on our forums, even with a captcha.

The amazing part is how coherent and on-topic they're becoming.

Mandatory XKCD:

Baby don't hurt me.

I once wondered why we had things like those bot catchers but then I GET PREVX NOW ITS AWESOME AND THE BESTEST ALL YOUR FILES ARE CERTAINLY VIRUS PREVX WILL CONFIRM ALL YOUR FILES ARE VIRUS AS SOON AS YOU BUY PREVX NOW FOR CREDIT CARD TIME. YOUR MOUSE DRIVER IS CLOAKED MALWARE YOUR CHILDREN ARE CLOAKED MALWARE I MIGHT BE CLOAKED MALWARE RIGHT NOW IN YOUR HOME.

example;
http://spywaredlls.prevx.com/RRFHCJ74983/AMHOOKER.DLL.html

amhooker is not the prostitute of dlls, it is a mouse driver. This and many other fake results brought to you by nearly every damn search on google or yahoo involving .dlls.

what percentage of captchas are broken entirely by computers, and what percentage are farmed out to India? Because I've heard of this happening, where the spambot sends the captcha to a room full of people who get paid three cents a day to break them. One person is selected at random, the test appears on their screen, they type in the letters, the result goes back to the spambot.

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."

Tofu: what percentage of captchas are broken entirely by computers, and what percentage are farmed out to India? Because I've heard of this happening, where the spambot sends the captcha to a room full of people who get paid three cents a day to break them. One person is selected at random, the test appears on their screen, they type in the letters, the result goes back to the spambot.

That's not even minimum wage. They should strike.

What's a "200-words"?

better yet, define orange

/some old story about a group of freedom fighters trying to avoid their android overlords or something, no i read it pre terminator

I can do it in one: Arthur

Addicted: I can do it in one: Arthur

The male lead from 'Maude'?

here's my description:

Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Summon Pocket Ninja?

Swords, not words!

Money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money and money!

Software2: Money !!


Look, we've found bankerbot 5000

loonatic112358: Software2: Money !!


Look, we've found bankerbot 5000

Or a woman

Baldanders: Or a woman

no, that's impossible

1, there are no women on the internet
2, there was no mention of jewelry, or housing, or clothes
3, see statistic 1
4, there was no promise of sex

loonatic112358: Baldanders: Or a woman

no, that's impossible

1, there are no women on the internet
2, there was no mention of jewelry, or housing, or clothes
3, see statistic 1
4, there was no promise of sex

1) This chick I know on WoW proves you wrong. Her name is Jenny, she lives in Canada, and she's really interested in everything I say. I mean, she asks to borrow gold a lot, but she's got kids, so I try to help out.
2) Lots of money can buy those things, and more. Currency can be exchanged for both goods and services.
3) See statistic 1
4) You've just gotta believe it'll happen, man. Think of it as putting the poon on layaway.

Baldanders: 1) This chick I know on WoW proves you wrong. Her name is Jenny, she lives in Canada, and she's really interested in everything I say. I mean, she asks to borrow gold a lot, but she's got kids, so I try to help out.
2) Lots of money can buy those things, and more. Currency can be exchanged for both goods and services.
3) See statistic 1
4) You've just gotta believe it'll happen, man. Think of it as putting the poon on layaway.

1, does jenny have a husky voice??
2, of course, but hypothetically, a woman asks for those things, not the money
3, does she say she's a smoker, which is the result of number 1, much like Dr. Mrs. The Monarch?
4, I'm married, i have poon credit.

Tofu: what percentage of captchas are broken entirely by computers, and what percentage are farmed out to India? Because I've heard of this happening, where the spambot sends the captcha to a room full of people who get paid three cents a day to break them. One person is selected at random, the test appears on their screen, they type in the letters, the result goes back to the spambot.

There's evidently a Windows virus that requires users to enter captchas (evidently from recaptcha.net) every 5 minutes or it'll shut down the user's computer. It even has the "chrome" of Windows, so most users would think that it's real.

Clever.

Why aren't there Spambots for cool stuff?

Bui ur k1er4nce min7 chip ice cr3am sandwuche5 ch33p 4rm can4da!!!1

/just learned that Nestle owns damn near everything.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails.

How do you define love?

/60 words.

UltimaCS: Why aren't there Spambots for cool stuff?

Bui ur k1er4nce min7 chip ice cr3am sandwuche5 ch33p 4rm can4da!!!1

/just learned that Nestle owns damn near everything.

If that were real, that may be the first time I've ever been interested in something a spambot was selling.

I've heard of the shadier pr0n purveyors promising their users premium content in exchange for breaking CAPTCHAs. You don't need fancy AI if you have enough horny farkers.

loonatic112358: 4, I'm married, i have poon credit.

No you don't I was with your wife, she gave me access to your credit :)

PersistantRash: amhooker is not the prostitute of dlls, it is a mouse driver. This and many other fake results brought to you by nearly every damn search on google or yahoo involving .dlls.

That thing that kicks you in the balls after hope has gotten your stupid ass out of bed.

Love is letting your husband go away for the weekend to a Star Trek convention because he's totally cool with the fact that you're going to spend that time with 4 girlfriends in AC.

/Lost BIG time at poker today. Totally got rivered.
//Will make it up tomorrow in craps, I'm sure.

brigid_fitch: Love is letting your husband go away for the weekend to a Star Trek convention because he's totally cool with the fact that you're going to spend that time with 4 girlfriends in AC.

/Lost BIG time at poker today. Totally got rivered.
//Will make it up tomorrow in craps, I'm sure.

Or he estimated the chances of your cheating on him, the extent to which the thought bothers him, and then developed a rough cost/benefit ratio pertaining to his trek con that, upon final calculation, found going to the con to be worth the risk.

Or it was love.

Majick Thise: Chocolate.


/one word

A penis made of chocolate that ejaculates money.

Love is a snowmobile racing across the frozen tundra which suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath.


At night, the ice weasels come.

balin007: loonatic112358: 4, I'm married, i have poon credit.

No you don't I was with your wife, she gave me access to your credit :)

you like big arsed mexirican women too?