That's ignorant.

I don't see the likeness. Maybe if you put a towel over its head.

No, I'm pretty sure 7 exists.

Once again: Hydrogen is not the most plentiful element in the universe. It's stupidity.
-Frank Zappa

I need to create a giant billboard with a blow-up of my face, cover a whole skyscraper with it, and then send a hand-shaped parade float on a collision course with that skyscraper to express how much facepalm I'm feeling right now

You know, it does kinda look like a f*cked-up disfigured pop-star corpse wincing in eternal pain!

Neat!

He just keeps wanting younger and younger, doesn't he?

Julieahni, you beat me to it.

nah, that's astroboy

Is the fetus missing it's nose?

I wonder if he's been womb walking.

FTFA: "But it is my seventh child, and seven is a mythical number."

Agrees:

I'm also a seventh child.
And Michael Jackson appeared in a really long, thin, pale turd that I pinched out today.

0Icky0: I'm also a seventh child.
And Michael Jackson appeared in a really long, thin, pale turd that I pinched out today.

Floater or Sinker?

It is always interesting to me that the pattern recognition that has led to so many advances for humans is also the source of some of the most bizarre things we come up with also.

CtrlAltDelete: You know, it does kinda look like a f*cked-up disfigured pop-star corpse wincing in eternal pain!

Neat!

It actually does look like him. I was going to come in here with a "shoot them now" type deal, but that's actually a fair assesment of the image.

However, 7 children. Shoot them now.

Its only special if its the seventh son of the seventh son? Or something?

/looks more like a creepy clown to me
//or Jesus
///jk about the Jesus thing.

cptjeff: CtrlAltDelete: You know, it does kinda look like a f*cked-up disfigured pop-star corpse wincing in eternal pain!

Neat!

It actually does look like him. I was going to come in here with a "shoot them now" type deal, but that's actually a fair assesment of the image.

However, 7 children. Shoot them now.

And I forgot one thing...

\Not a clowncar.

"Mystical," you idiot.

cptjeff: It actually does look like him.

Anything without a complete nose will.

How is babby deformed?

The Billdozer: FTFA: "But it is my seventh child, and seven is a mythical number."

Agrees:

Thank you, I came for this and am leaving happy.
Seven deadly sins
Seven ways to win
Seven holy paths to hell
And your trip begins

Seven downward slopes
Seven bloodied hopes
Seven are your burning fires
Seven your desires...
/great song
//up the irons

House of Tards: No, I'm pretty sure 7 exists.

that's just what I was going to say.

the square root of a negative number; THAT's mythical.

seven is real. Ask nine how real seven is, cause seven ate nine, and nine never returned the favor.

Something tells me the guys eyesight is not what it may once have been.

His name was Robert Paulson

Is it molesting itself?

Michael Jackson toast is the new Jesus toast. (new window)

She's got seven kids, unmarried, and likely on the dole. Boyfriend is a window washer. Why must idiots breed so much?

The Billdozer: FTFA: "But it is my seventh child, and seven is a mythical number."

Agrees:

Excellent!

SystemFault: She's got seven kids, unmarried, and likely on the dole. Boyfriend is a window washer. Why must idiots breed so much?

Maybe they haven't got a TV?

Fetuses Dude.

//Shamona!!!!

C'mon, that's not really Michael Jackson?!



I was in jolly Sunderland last week and met a great guy delivering milk by the name of Abe. In my expert opinion, given that I am a doctor, and I was in Sunderland last week, I'd say Abe is a much better candidate of being the baby daddy.

I think his name is Abe, I mean those accents are fookin hard to understand sometimes, eh. I snapped this picture of him at the local fish and chip shop while he was looking at the menu.


/Would like to have a word.

Diana Ross?

raptusregaliter: "Mystical," you idiot.

Maybe she has a lisp?

"....the couple know they're having a girl."

White couple having a white GIRL?

Great Cthulhu, they could be right!

But six is a serious number.

/semi-obscure?

passthedutchie: Would like to have a word.

Cool. I just watched Escape from the POTA a few hours ago

How did they fit him in there?

fruit_blender: Its only special if its the seventh son of the seventh son? Or something?

/looks more like a creepy clown to me
//or Jesus
///jk about the Jesus thing.

You are indeed correct. The seventh son of the seventh son shall have 'special powers' be it for good or evil.
Unfortunately, The seventh son of the seventh son must come from an unbroken line with no female children born between.

What this means is that their son is not mystical.

passthedutchie: C'mon, that's not really Michael Jackson?!



I was in jolly Sunderland last week and met a great guy delivering milk by the name of Abe. In my expert opinion, given that I am a doctor, and I was in Sunderland last week, I'd say Abe is a much better candidate of being the baby daddy.

I think his name is Abe, I mean those accents are fookin hard to understand sometimes, eh. I snapped this picture of him at the local fish and chip shop while he was looking at the menu.


/Would like to have a word.

Are you saying that their babby looks like a chimp? Actually, the chimps from planet of the apes was the first thing I thought of.

You'd think with seven kids she'd be getting enough attention.

I can't bring myself to allow the link to be opened on my computer. I fear that I will become part of the slavering, drooling horde of sub-human rat people. ...And God may strike my name from the book of life. (Not likely though, I think I bring Him too much amusement.)

jwa007: It is always interesting to me that the pattern recognition that has led to so many advances for humans is also the source of some of the most bizarre things we come up with also.

You said "also" twice.

cant leave this one out while im at it

maybe they need a new magazine?


/maybe some birth control would be a better idea for them though?

Just about sums it up.