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(Ventura County Star) Strange Man offers to pay kid to spit in his face, gets arrested. In related news, "annoying a child" is a crime. Don't anyone tell subby's teenager   (vcstar.com) divider line 22
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samardzic77 2009-11-21 06:17:09 AM  
mmmmmmboobies

 
davidphogan [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-21 06:27:20 AM  
FTA: Several teens also alleged that the man offered to pay them to urinate and defecate on him, police said.

That's defective.

 
GSC 2009-11-21 07:21:38 AM  
His name was Robert Paulson

 
ima turkey 2009-11-21 07:44:12 AM  
His name is Barney Frank.

 
Baldanders 2009-11-21 08:03:55 AM  
ima turkey: His name is Barney Frank.

Really sounds like a more of a Mark Foley move

 
Spirit Hammer 2009-11-21 08:13:10 AM  
I just go to work.

 
kidsizedcoffin 2009-11-21 08:13:28 AM  
Everybody poops.

 
StaleCoffee 2009-11-21 08:34:37 AM  
But the best part of having kids is sending them into apoplectic fits of rage =(

 
dpaul007 2009-11-21 08:58:36 AM  
What's the statute of limitations on that?

 
Jebus Slaves 2009-11-21 09:29:56 AM  
Larry?

 
TreeHugger [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 09:44:01 AM  
I knew a girl who worked as a dominatrix in a dungeon. One of the regular clients, who was attractive and successful, wanted to be spat upon by multiple girls and called a n_____, porch m_____ or other slurs. Belittled and humiliated. While he jerked himself off.

She felt conflicted about doing it, but the guy was paying good money and this actually did get him off.

 
eofk [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 10:03:19 AM  
TreeHugger: I knew a girl who worked as a dominatrix in a dungeon. One of the regular clients, who was attractive and successful, wanted to be spat upon by multiple girls and called a n_____, porch m_____ or other slurs. Belittled and humiliated. While he jerked himself off.

She felt conflicted about doing it, but the guy was paying good money and this actually did get him off.


What's his Fark handle?

 
austerity101 2009-11-21 10:31:16 AM  
But was he actually annoying teens? The ones in the story didn't seem particularly annoyed.

 
Boris S. Wort 2009-11-21 10:38:53 AM  
You know what, subby? I think I'd like a teen too...

i254.photobucket.com
Would be a good start.

 
frostcrow 2009-11-21 10:41:21 AM  
eofk: TreeHugger: I knew a girl who worked as a dominatrix in a dungeon. One of the regular clients, who was attractive and successful, wanted to be spat upon by multiple girls and called a n_____, porch m_____ or other slurs. Belittled and humiliated. While he jerked himself off.

She felt conflicted about doing it, but the guy was paying good money and this actually did get him off.

What's his Fark handle?


TreeHugger.

 
Seasons I'v Withered 2009-11-21 11:19:36 AM  
eofk: TreeHugger: I knew a girl who worked as a dominatrix in a dungeon. One of the regular clients, who was attractive and successful, wanted to be spat upon by multiple girls and called a n_____, porch m_____ or other slurs. Belittled and humiliated. While he jerked himself off.
"
She felt conflicted about doing it, but the guy was paying good money and this actually did get him off.

What's his Fark handle?


I have a pretty good feeling its this person.

pops

 
Spirit Hammer 2009-11-21 11:31:43 AM  
Seasons I'v Withered: eofk: TreeHugger: I knew a girl who worked as a dominatrix in a dungeon. One of the regular clients, who was attractive and successful, wanted to be spat upon by multiple girls and called a n_____, porch m_____ or other slurs. Belittled and humiliated. While he jerked himself off.
"
She felt conflicted about doing it, but the guy was paying good money and this actually did get him off.

What's his Fark handle?

I have a pretty good feeling its this person.

pops


Damn you!

 
Nem Wan 2009-11-21 11:36:53 AM  
austerity101: But was he actually annoying teens? The ones in the story didn't seem particularly annoyed.

The state will determine when you should be annoyed, citizen.

 
Coyote Doyenne [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 12:54:14 PM  
Somehow, I felt a disturbance in the fetish force...

/narrows eyes at Seasons I'v Withered
//you funny
///I would not have felt conflicted

 
Gridlock 2009-11-21 08:47:11 PM  
I think the police have got this law misinterpreted.

The law against "annoying a child" should be "annoying children".
Make all of those "annoying children" illegal and you've got my happiness wrapped up like a present.

 
TsukasaK 2009-11-22 01:38:48 AM  
Seasons I'v Withered: eofk: TreeHugger: I knew a girl who worked as a dominatrix in a dungeon. One of the regular clients, who was attractive and successful, wanted to be spat upon by multiple girls and called a n_____, porch m_____ or other slurs. Belittled and humiliated. While he jerked himself off.
"
She felt conflicted about doing it, but the guy was paying good money and this actually did get him off.

What's his Fark handle?

I have a pretty good feeling its this person.

pops


You magnificent bastard.

 
the_peddler 2009-11-22 03:36:02 AM  
Released on a promise? Is that like Living on a Prayer?

 
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