Um, why would the FBI put a mind reading device in their own building?

Even if they were, why would this guy care about them reading their own minds?

Did they confiscate his teabag?

We had a crazy guy crash into a "Women's Health Center" because he was against abortions.
Except the center didn't perform abortions, though..

Of course it's not an FBI building - they rent it out under a dummy corporation. There's also a landing platform for all the black helicopters there, but you can't hear them because of their noise cancellation devices.

moops: Of course it's not an FBI building - they rent it out under a dummy corporation. There's also a landing platform for all the black helicopters there, but you can't hear them because of their noise cancellation devices.

Whoa... You read my mind.

*CRASH*

If it really was an FBI building, Larry Silverstein woulda pulled it by now.

Gotta be a Republican.

/Cops suck, too.
//Starting to get the hang of Fark.

moops: Of course it's not an FBI building - they rent it out under a dummy corporation. There's also a landing platform for all the black helicopters there, but you can't hear them because of their noise cancellation devices.

It's funny how you think there is such thing as sovereignty. The world is actually owned by 2 holding companies.

why didn't he just invest in a tinfoil hat?



/oblig

video man: It's funny how you think there is such thing as sovereignty. The world is actually owned by 2 holding companies.

I know it's early, but that was an uninspired troll attempt which deserves mockery.

video man: moops: Of course it's not an FBI building - they rent it out under a dummy corporation. There's also a landing platform for all the black helicopters there, but you can't hear them because of their noise cancellation devices.

It's funny how you think there is such thing as sovereignty. The world is actually owned by 2 holding companies.

...and one of them is Toy's R Us.

Nowhere in TFA does it say it wasn't an FBI building. Sure, it was called "Physicians & Surgeons Capital Corp.", but that doesn't prove anything. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence!

A woman came up to me the other day, and informed me that the Government was using lasers from space to break up the concrete in Seattle.

I said, "sounds like a good way to break up concrete"

She said, "you don't understand, they are doing it to flood the Seattle, and make it the US Capital"

I said, "Well, why would the flood it?"

She said, "You're one of them, aren't you?"

biggestdog420: A woman came up to me the other day, and informed me that the Government was using lasers from space to break up the concrete in Seattle.

I said, "sounds like a good way to break up concrete"

She said, "you don't understand, they are doing it to flood the Seattle, and make it the US Capital"

I said, "Well, why would the flood it?"

She said, "You're one of them, aren't you?"

I'd have said something like, "No, but keep it down. They're listening to us right now."

"Have a nice day ma'am."

That is just what they want you to think!!

Subby is obviously in on this. ALL the mind scanners are in buildings that don't belong (as far as YOU can tell) to the Feds.

/now I'm out of tinfoil and leftovernacht is just around the corner.
\why do slashies point left? conspiracy, that's why.

Was it a pizza delivery building?

These are not the FBI mind scanners you are looking for.

Using common sense to outwit a crazy person. Yeah, works every time!

Well duh, it would be stupid of them to put a mind controlling device that makes people crash their cars into it inside a building they actually owned.

These are not the druids you're looking for.
This is not the building containing our mind-reading device.

I once, very briefly, had a job in telemarketing.
I got one woman who was absolutely paranoid, asking how I had got her phone number (random dialling) and ranting about something or other. I asked her to calm down, and please step a bit to the left so I could see her again.
It was that day that it was mutually decided that telemarketing was not a good job for me.

Well, it IS Minnesota. You know how rabid those Minnesotans when left to their own devices.

museisluse: Well, it IS Minnesota. You know how rabid those Minnesotans when left to their own devices.

"Well, its been a quiet week in my hometown..."

What's funny is that the mind-control device is actually in the building one block over.

// Come on! Do you really think we, I mean THEY, would have the mind control device transmit a command to have the guy crash into the mind control device? No!

video man: It's funny how you think there is such thing as sovereignty. The world is actually owned by 2 holding companies.

When do they meet at The Meadows?

He was just looking for a lost airloom!

Not an FBI building? That's what they want you to think....

I know they knew I was going to post this....

1100 Washington Ave. S

The FBI in Minneapolis is at 111 Washington Ave. S. But they are on suite 1100 so maybe that is where he screwed up

/public info - google it
//but used to work in that building

biggestdog420: A woman came up to me the other day, and informed me that the Government was using lasers from space to break up the concrete in Seattle.

I said, "sounds like a good way to break up concrete"

She said, "you don't understand, they are doing it to flood the Seattle, and make it the US Capital"

I said, "Well, why would the flood it?"

She said, "You're one of them, aren't you?"

I had someone come up to me and tell me that the shapeshifting reptilian humanoids used game shows to swap reptilians for humans.

She was shocked, SHOCKED I say, when I asked for proof.

/look, lady, as much as I'd like to believe Price is Right was run by aliens I'd like some proof
//farking Plinko :( :P

You wanted paranoid you GOT paranoid!!! (new window)

Her youtube (new window)

/would guess paranoid schizophrenic who's off her meds
//not a licensed therapist
///slept at a Holiday Inn Express last night

That's pretty much the number one thing a schizophrenic would say in that situation. I don't know why anyone is even debating his actions, it's pretty obvious.

Kalkin: Well duh, it would be stupid of them to put a mind controlling device that makes people crash their cars into it inside a building they actually owned.

We are through the looking glass here people. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

video man: It's funny how you think there is such thing as sovereignty. The world is actually owned by 2 holding companies

That's what the Freemasons want you to think.

When Planet X enters our solar system in 2012, the lizard race true world leaders will finally be revealed. Those humans that own iguanas will be saved, so get to your pet store now and buy an iguana.

TruancyBot: That's pretty much the number one thing a schizophrenic would say in that situation. I don't know why anyone is even debating his actions, it's pretty obvious.

Came here to say this.

A classic case of schizzo. Dude needs some medicine. Someone close to me had the same sort of deal going on...once on medicine all was well.

powhound: TruancyBot: That's pretty much the number one thing a schizophrenic would say in that situation. I don't know why anyone is even debating his actions, it's pretty obvious.

Came here to say this.

A classic case of schizzo. Dude needs some medicine. Someone close to me had the same sort of deal going on...once on medicine all was well.

THIS

I had a schizophrenic roommate in university. When he was on his meds everything was great. He'd go to classes, come home, hang out with us, laugh & joke around etc. But he kept getting into cycles where he'd forget to take his pills for a day, the paranoia would come back and the "why does the man want me to take the pills?!" would kick in. Then he'd refuse to take them at all.

Of course it wasn't the FBI. Our government is totally good, completely benign, and would never do anything that would harm anyone.

// bomb. Twin towers. Jihad. plan. tax-avoidance.
// Just to make sure "they" read this flattery.

nytmare: Was it a pizza delivery building?

I think Flowers By Irene was renting space.

nytmare: Was it a pizza delivery building?

I think Flowers By Irene was renting space.


Ace tomato company?