Every TFer should read this book about shipping something very important to them:

Link (new window)

Amazon Prime, biatches. Free 2nd day shipping!

This, Jen, is the internet.

Bufu: Every TFer should read this book about shipping something very important to them:

Link (new window)

Comments: "I've been trying to to conceive with a mare for years, but it just hasn't been working. I purchased this book, and I've had happy breeding experiences ever since!"

O_o

If we went to the Moon, the internet would weigh 1/6 less!

/mass

What weighs more? 0 or 1? I'm guessing they weigh the same, but what do I know?

RckPngn: This, Jen, is the internet.

Came for this, thank you.

This is why the internet should be a series of trucks. We could just drive them over; no need for shipping.

What's this kg shiat? This is america speak american.

Why are they just weighing iPhones and Blackberries? There are other phones that receive web services too.

/Bitter about still owning a Sidekick

Unixfreak: What's this kg shiat? This is america speak american.

cnet.co.uk

I am an otter screaming pointlessly. Your measurement is invalid.

hackhix: cnet.co.uk

I'm getting my internet in America, now translate it into Americanese damnit.

How much does journalism weigh?

How is babby formed?

I'll take two.

A few years back I calculated how much money I'd have if I had a nickel for every minute of my life I've wasted.

It was a lot, and would be even more now. Let me see...

Why don't we try to see how much Universe weighs, so we can see how much we can fill in it. Cause that's basically what you're asking of the Internet.

If you want something simpler, weigh the oceans. See how much you can fill in it.

SwiftFox: How much does journalism weigh?

Ham.

LosinMySenses: Why don't we try to see how much Universe weighs... [snip]

Done. (new window)

Is that what passes for humour these days, Brits?

He do know other phones and devices can get on the internet

deadapostle: What weighs more? 0 or 1? I'm guessing they weigh the same, but what do I know?

I would say that 1 weighs more as 1 electronically means on and 0 is off. An "on" state in the memory register means it has electrons in it (or at least extra ones). Electrons have mass. Of course no scale could weigh the difference as electrons are really very light. (And one could also point out that they would probably be elsewhere in your computer anyways and thus it might be moot as well as trivial.)

/Bear in mind I was referring to a "1" or "0" in memory and not displayed on the screen. If it is on the screen the bit map which is made up of 1s and 0s in memory will be using electrons so it probably depends on the font. It would also depend on what technology your screen is using. I am not sure if the electricity usage for the screen itself would be any different and details like color would probably be factors. It would almost certainly involve far more electricity than than a few memory bits. Off course it would still be extraordinarily trivial if there is a difference.

wyltoknow: hackhix: cnet.co.uk

I'm getting my internet in America, now translate it into Americanese damnit.

"Your shiat's all retarded, and you talk like a fag."

Q. How much do the interwebs weigh?
A. 42

It fits.

Internet - Check
Scales - Check
Duck - Quack Check

Let's do some science.

FTFA: "There are over 287,524 viruses available on the Internet for free installation on your Windows PC. "

Something tells me that this man has an icon of a piece of half-eaten fruit on his hardware, and probably a matching sticker in his cubicle.

The faster the connection, the more it weighs.

TheMysteriousStranger: deadapostle: What weighs more? 0 or 1? I'm guessing they weigh the same, but what do I know?

I would say that 1 weighs more as 1 electronically means on and 0 is off. An "on" state in the memory register means it has electrons in it (or at least extra ones). Electrons have mass. Of course no scale could weigh the difference as electrons are really very light. (And one could also point out that they would probably be elsewhere in your computer anyways and thus it might be moot as well as trivial.)

/Bear in mind I was referring to a "1" or "0" in memory and not displayed on the screen. If it is on the screen the bit map which is made up of 1s and 0s in memory will be using electrons so it probably depends on the font. It would also depend on what technology your screen is using. I am not sure if the electricity usage for the screen itself would be any different and details like color would probably be factors. It would almost certainly involve far more electricity than than a few memory bits. Off course it would still be extraordinarily trivial if there is a difference.

IIRC from the computer engineering classes I took, a 0 uses more electricity than a 1.

Ship it?

Harry x Luna
Link x Midna
Cloud x Tifa
Miaka x Hotohori
Heavy x Medic
Ash x Dawn

RckPngn: This, Jen, is the internet.


Was it de-magnetized by The Hawk?

Cornwell: FTFA: "There are over 287,524 viruses available on the Internet for free installation on your Windows PC. "

Something tells me that this man has an icon of a piece of half-eaten fruit on his hardware, and probably a matching sticker in his cubicle.

one bite does not equal "half eaten"

What's this kg shiat? This is america speak american.

If it's any easier, it works out to half a petagram.

gopher321: How is babby formed?

OVER 9000, of course.

I liked this bit, but it was buried at the bottom:

"Now imagine sparks, thunder, electrical storms. And, on top of it all, an otter screaming pointlessly. That is the closest you are likely to come to visualising the Internet."

Karmacidal: RckPngn: This, Jen, is the internet.

Came for this, thank you.

second

/first 3 seasons avlb on instant netflix

red5ish: The faster the connection, the more it weighs.

+1