goddammit.

Seriously?

I don't see any corn.

My people call it corny.

Watch your cornhole, dude.

Green.....seriously?!

How doe this get greenlit in 2009? The admins think this is still funny?

You guys need a better mouse. I got to level 20...

Gee, I wonder if the thing called 'The Exorcist scary maze game' could POSSIBLY be a screamer.

Seriously, screamers were never funny, just lame.

"Sound effects may help."

I see what you tried to do there.

Fark is really getting meh.

Seriously? A screamer during the end of level 3? I'm home on a friday night and even *I* think it is lame.

The page even has exorcist in the title. Sad.

/deep down, I was really hoping it would rick roll to throw me off

OH WAIT! Corn trifecta is now in play!

This is.... odd. Bolded for emphasis.

The Great Corn Adventure
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4786277

Going to the movies this weekend? Chow down three McDonald's Quarter Pounders and 12 pats of butter before you go. It'll be healthier than ordering a medium popcorn (without butter)
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4785876

Two girls make 1st Cornhole Cup a success
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4786070

China's corn output is likely to drop during 2010 due to continued drought in the North East region
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4786069

ADM says corn chowder will be creamier for the holidays this year
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4785310

Scientists have learned some amaizing kernels of truth from mapping the corn genome. "They're just popping up"
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4784809

"The CORNhuskers are similar to the Wildcats in that they do not pass often." But enough about their grades, how's their throwing game?
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4786310

The DROID doesn't do corn, and five other things
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4786121

Corn-based ethanol producer says it will soon compete with gasoline. This is a repeat from 1999, 1989,...1909
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4785457

aCORN hacked the voting machines with a virus
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4785405

Don't expect Obama to make a decision on Afghanistan before Thanksgiving: He's too busy pondering whether he wants cornbread stuffing or regular stuffing
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4785018

Really, Fark?

Really?


Not amused in the least:

orbitalfreak: (corn hendecafecta in play)


Yeah I was noticing that too.

/dodecafecta now if you consider maize

Seriously, if you didn't see that coming then the joke really is on you.

orbitalfreak: This is.... odd. Bolded for emphasis.

probably some sponsor thing...viral marketing and all that.

orbitalfreak: This is.... odd. Bolded for emphasis.

Which one of you bastards angered the gods of Farkistan?

oh and the reactions are better

vid1

vid2

orbitalfreak: This is.... odd. Bolded for emphasis.

This is the kind of game I hate the most.

FARK sucks
100m GET

/am I doing it rite?

Puzzled Penguin: FARK sucks
100m GET

/am I doing it rite?

Fark was never good

I was about to quit after trying a few times and failing in the middle of level 3. Fortunately, I saw that there was only 4 levels, so I gave it another go. I made it! Level 4 was actually easier than 3.

Oh wow. A loud scream sound effect. Gee, that's pretty darn scary.

I noticed this and thought about submitting something about all of the corny headlines lately.

Corny, get it? Heh.

Oh that was hilarious! Whoever came up with that is awesome. I wanna party with them! Great find, Subby! I didn't know something could be so hilarious.

Is there an end of the year award for dumbest greenlit link? I vote for this subby/mod combo.

Grandma is recovering from bypass surgery, but she will love this little game.

Who is the 4 year old that greened this one?

Someone needs to figure out what's up with the corn headlines. I don't think this is just a coincidence.

/removes tinfoil hat

"The Exorcist Scary Maze Game." Come on now. What kind of rube do you take me for?

Not going to play. It's probably some horseshiat scare game that'll blow out my speakers.

This is like ... the OLDEST thing on the Internet.

hahahahahahahahhaha!

Good one.

Wasilla Hillbilly: Fark is really getting meh.

Wow it took you two whole years. What no election?
ignore,yada, yada, yada

i farking hate the submitter.

Wow, that's not old. It's even titled "The Exorcist Scary Maze Game" and says "Sound will Help. Nope, not predictable at all.

Seriously, this gets greenlit?

tinfoil-hat maggie: Wasilla Hillbilly: Fark is really getting meh.

Wow it took you two whole years. What no election?
ignore,yada, yada, yada

Huh?

Seriously, if FARK loses even one viewer because of this bullshiat whomever the admin is who greened the link should be fired.

Couldn't even get past level two of that corny game.

Need new mouse or less shake on my mittens, methinks.

Wasilla Hillbilly: Fark is really getting meh.

seriously circling the drain.

I guess I have a different definition for 'Addictive'.

Kekekeke, I shut my sound off just in case.