Otherwise, her rider is small and humble. Perhaps so it won't be mistaken for a mountain.

Um, those requests were for her band members. If Subby actually read the article, like he or she was suppose to, you would have noticed that her demands were quite modest.

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Deadhouseplants: Um, those requests were for her band members. If Subby actually read the article, like he or she was suppose to, you would have noticed that her demands were quite modest.

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Apparently Shakira is serious business.

I would gladly serve as Shakira's rider.

But what are Sharkira's demands?

What's her Fark handle?

MorningBreath

It appears to be for the band, and who cares anyway? Plenty of bands demand vodka and beer in their rooms.

I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
It's a menage a trois, me, Shakira and Heineken

Seems like a reasonable request.

/would ride Shakira like a bronco rider

Deadhouseplants: Um, those requests were for her band members. If Subby actually read the article, like he or she was suppose to, you would have noticed that her demands were quite modest.

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Indeed.

From TSG (directly above page 1 of the rider): As pop stars go, Shakira may have the simplest dressing room demands for a promoter to fill: two trash cans, a box of Kleenex, and a plastic ice bucket.

Two (2) litter bottles of Mineral Water

i hope they get that one exactly right

Bathia_Mapes:
From TSG (directly above page 1 of the rider): As pop stars go, Shakira may have the simplest dressing room demands for a promoter to fill: two trash cans, a box of Kleenex, and a plastic ice bucket.

I'd guess she spends whatever time she's not getting ready in the Family/VIP room, which has a considerably more substantial demands.

Neeek: Bathia_Mapes:
From TSG (directly above page 1 of the rider): As pop stars go, Shakira may have the simplest dressing room demands for a promoter to fill: two trash cans, a box of Kleenex, and a plastic ice bucket.

I'd guess she spends whatever time she's not getting ready in the Family/VIP room, which has a considerably more substantial demands.

Even then the Family/VIP room requests are fairly moderate compared to some of the other backstage riders I've read on TSG.

She's on my "I'm straight, but if she asked..." list

Neeek: Bathia_Mapes:
From TSG (directly above page 1 of the rider): As pop stars go, Shakira may have the simplest dressing room demands for a promoter to fill: two trash cans, a box of Kleenex, and a plastic ice bucket.

I'd guess she spends whatever time she's not getting ready in the Family/VIP room, which has a considerably more substantial demands.

That room is very often used to accommodate press, and radio people, so not only do you want to treat them well so that you get more airplay and press, you want to impress them as if you were the queen, rather than somebody who hit the skids and is now living in squalor.

Invisible liter +1 to subby for the correct spelling of vodak.

Britney Spear's Speculum: Invisible liter +1 to subby for the correct spelling of vodak.

Perhaps you didn't see this:

From page 2:
NOTE: Please be aware that all drinks in all rooms need to be iced down. We will use approximately 200 kilos of ice per show day.

That's a lot of ice.

EddieFC: From page 2:
NOTE: Please be aware that all drinks in all rooms need to be iced down. We will use approximately 200 kilos of ice per show day.

That's a lot of ice.

There are a lot of drinks, between her, the band,the backup singers, and the VIP hosting.

Particularly the band. who the hell needs that much red bull?

But I do wonder what would happen if they set out a pot of brewed coffee instead of instant. Would she go nuts?

EddieFC: From page 2:
NOTE: Please be aware that all drinks in all rooms need to be iced down. We will use approximately 200 kilos of ice per show day.

That's a lot of ice.

I would be more impressed if it was blow.

So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweet shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son that's a different story altogether.....I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show

Mmmmmm... Shakira...

A Shakira thread and not one picture yet? For shame...

that little minx would have my sht all retarded

You know how I know I'm a tired, broken old man?

I looked at those photos and didn't immediately want to have sex with Shakira.

/there was a .02ns delay

She looks like a 12 year old boy

Unsung_Hero: You know how I know I'm a tired, broken old man?

I looked at those photos and didn't immediately want to have sex with Shakira.

/there was a .02ns delay

Another .01ns, and you'd be declared GAY!...

Lipspinach: She looks like a 12 year old boy

Might I recommend updating the prescription of your glasses?

Unsung_Hero: You know how I know I'm a tired, broken old man?

I looked at those photos and didn't immediately want to have sex with Shakira.

/there was a .02ns delay

For an android, that is a lifetime.

dammit apparantly i like 12yo boys. At least I can downgrade the restaurants I take my dates to. Dust off the RC cars again, saweet!

I love her.

Give me a call when her demands include:

"One (1) sightly overweight, pasty-skinned, "30 something" aged man to act as her personal masseuse and to perform other personal duties as needed."

/Until then, I'll be in my bunk

chariset She's on my "I'm straight, but if she asked..." list

She's on my "I'm lesbian as all hell, ohpleaseohpleasephplease..." list.

That's Shakira, I call her mommy, who else thinks that's hot?

Lipspinach: She looks like a 12 year old boy

Farkied

Shakira's bare midriff looks like a happy place that I should visit.

/along with a few other places of hers

I love you, Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

Deadhouseplants: Um, those requests were for her band members. If Subby actually read the article, like he or she was suppose to, you would have noticed that her demands were quite modest.

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This

dahmers love zombie: I would gladly serve as Shakira's rider.

This

Lipspinach: She looks like a 12 year old boy

Lipspinach: She looks like a 12 year old boy

Lipspinach 2009-11-21 07:23:23 AM
She looks like a 12 year old boy

So what area do you live in that the 12 year old boys are TVs and have breast implants?

Admit it, you are gay.

Dat Asno....

Lipspinach: She looks like a 12 year old boy

And I bet that turns you on anyways, you perv?

strawberryfieldsforever: A Shakira thread and not one picture yet? For shame...

thank you

snow9999: breast implants

strawberryfieldsforever: A Shakira thread and not one picture yet? For shame...

Thank you! I was just thinking that.

/I'll be in my bunk.

Liked her better with dark hair. Don't know why these hot brunettes feel like they have to go blond. Nothing wrong with that phat arse though.

Shakira asked for a tray of cut veggies and papaya. I like papaya and I fart a lot. Shakira must be a farter. I bet she lets out some smelly farts!

Lipspinach: She looks like a 12 year old boy



If the 12 year old boys in your region have an ass like this, they need to put down the bucket of hormone enhanced fried chicken.

Just because she's doesn't have big floppy cow titties or hasn't tortured and stretched out her perky little boobs with bags of plastic doesn't mean she isn't "womanly" enough.

I can't tell you just how funny vodak is.