We always pine for topics like this.

/+1

I dunno; with a paper named the Limerick Leader, I wood have done something different.

/+2

Atvar: I dunno; with a paper named the Limerick Leader, I wood have done something different.

/+2

I'm not subby, but I agree that some limericks could really spruce this thread up.

/paging MaxxLarge to the limerick phone, paging MaxxLarge

Only the Shannon Bridge prevented the steel structure being carried down the Estuary but there appeared to be no significant damage to either the tree or the bridge when the Limerick Leader visited the scene at 6pm.

That's not a crash. That's water gentle nudging a barge against a bridge. I want Christmas Carnage.

Yule regret that pun subby.

There once was a tree in the river
The mooring rope broke with a shiver
It floated downstream
And came abeam
Of a bridge where it stuck with a quiver.


/q&d

It's a streetlight

Ho ho ho

Whoever is needling the submitter better wrap it up or elf.

/-1 for me

Christmas is fighting back!.

/Quick, deploy Mecha-Dawkins!

This isn't about corn.

Was the Ghost of Bob Marley there, too?

/BO BO BO, MON!!!

Subby...

+100

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: We always pine for topics like this.

/+1

Just post a video of TFC...L already and begone!

They should have transported the tree laying down then.

This story gave me wood!

What was that about tugging a "Poor Man's Kilkee and chain it to the bed"?

Those Limericians sure know how to party.

/Oblig.

"With all the rain, there is a huge volume of water coming down"

Ms. Lewis? Could you please take this and file it for me under the Department of DUH? Thanks.

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Just post a video of TFC...L already and begone!

This isn't about the video!

This is about trying to branch out to the people and going out on a limb!

"She won a competition on Limerick's Live 95FM to walk the Castleconnell boxer into the ring for his bout in the UL Arena on Saturday night"

I thought Boxing Day was the 26th of December.

/*ducks*

The Invisible Sky Wizard: This isn't about corn.

Shucks, up until today you could say the same about most Fark threads. Strange.

What garbage.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Just post a video of TFC...L already and begone!

This isn't about the video!

This is about trying to branch out to the people and going out on a limb!

Oak kay fine

Number Three: The Larch

zamboni: Shucks, up until today you could say the same about most Fark threads. Strange.

Strange?

Yes.

There IS a kernel of truth to this...


The All-Powerful Atheismo: Oak kay fine

Thank you.

This thread is about unity...

... at least, that's what I think it's fir...

vartian: Only the Shannon Bridge prevented the steel structure being carried down the Estuary but there appeared to be no significant damage to either the tree or the bridge when the Limerick Leader visited the scene at 6pm.

That's not a crash. That's water gentle nudging a barge against a bridge. I want Christmas Carnage.



As you wish...even better as an audiobook, believe it or not.

From GIS "Evil Christmas Tree"

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:
The All-Powerful Atheismo: Oak kay fine

Thank you.

This thread is about unity...

... at least, that's what I think it's fir...

I thought it was about you needling your way into farker's good graces

I don't think I can conedone that

It was pine-ing for the fjords.

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:
The All-Powerful Atheismo: Oak kay fine

Thank you.

This thread is about unity...

... at least, that's what I think it's fir...

I thought it was about you needling your way into farker's good graces

I don't think I can conedone that

You son of a beech.

The All-Powerful Atheismo: I thought it was about you needling your way into farker's good graces

I don't think I can conedone that

Don't give in to such negative thoughts!

I beech-seech you!

Wolfmanjames: You son of a beech.

This is why I should refresh more often.

I just HAD to leaf the thread alone.

:-/

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Wolfmanjames: You son of a beech.

This is why I should refresh more often.

I just HAD to leaf the thread alone.

:-/

That's okay, you will owe him a good comeback now

vartian: I want Christmas Carnage

There once was a conifer christian
that fioated away and went missing
iater that day
chiidren drowned in the bay
in Pi Pi's wave pooi by pissing

The All-Powerful Atheismo: That's okay, you will owe him a good comeback now

Don't call it a comeback.

I've been here for years.


Fart_Machine: It was pine-ing for the fjords.

Are you attempting to needle the people of Limerick?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The All-Powerful Atheismo: That's okay, you will owe him a good comeback now

Don't call it a comeback.

I've been here for years.

<b>The All-Powerful Atheismo:</b> <i>Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The All-Powerful Atheismo: That's okay, you will owe him <b>a good comeback</b> now</i>

<i>Don't call it a comeback.</i>

<i>I've been here for years.</i>


I SAID, DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

<b>I'VE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS

LL Cool J's mama said knock my HTML out.

:-/


The All-Powerful Atheismo: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The All-Powerful Atheismo: That's okay, you will owe him a good comeback now

Don't call it a comeback.

I've been here for years.

I SAID, DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: LL Cool J's mama said knock my HTML out.

:-/


The All-Powerful Atheismo: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The All-Powerful Atheismo: That's okay, you will owe him a good comeback now

Don't call it a comeback.

I've been here for years.

I SAID, DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS

I think I'm on drugs.

grinderman: From GIS "Evil Christmas Tree"

Did they use that at Guantanamo to make terrorists confess?

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: LL Cool J's mama said knock my HTML out.

:-/


The All-Powerful Atheismo: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The All-Powerful Atheismo: That's okay, you will owe him a good comeback now

Don't call it a comeback.

I've been here for years.

I SAID, DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS

I think I'm on drugs.

Shut Up Corn-elius

The All-Powerful Atheismo:

I think I'm on drugs.

eye've bin hear 4 years

Somehow this sounds like the direct to video sequel to National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Are you attempting to needle the people of Limerick?

This whole incident has left them stumped.

The way everyone stretches out the holiday season these days I for one would be happy with an abridged version of Christmas.

Fart_Machine: This whole incident has left them stumped.

Rooted in madness, even.


Fano: Somehow this sounds like the direct to video sequel to National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

Heh!


The All-Powerful Atheismo: I think I'm on drugs.

powhound: Shut Up Corn-elius

WE HAVE TO KEEP THIS THREAD FOCUSED OR THERE WILL BE ELM TO PAY

Yule Log Jam

Seriously! It's not saturday until I wake up from my drunken haze and decide to read Fark! This posting stuff when it's barely midnight in my time zone has gotta end!

/drunk
//way drunk
//Its just not saturday yet!!
///gurgle