Corn octofecta?

Yeah, lets it hear it for farmers. Mold! Let's see how far we can push Mother Nature with this crazy unnatural shiat before everything collapses. Hopefully people die. Thanks natural resource rapers.

CORM!

Is this really happening because Drew is in the Midwest? If so could we find a way to send him to the Hefner Mansion?

Alright, let's turn this one into a corn recipe thread. I am partial to the corn that Mexicans sell in street carts. They coat it with some mixture of chile powder, yogurt?, lime juice, and other things. I demand a recipe.

Also grilled corn is very good.

Is there some inside joke involving corn? WTF?

MaxxLarge: Corn octofecta?

Superfecta!

Corn is a poison for cattle.

I think FARK needs to pass a policy against corn-ography.

ALL HAIL HYPNOCORN

Corn Smut thread?

olddinosaur: I think FARK needs to pass a policy against corn-ography.

Its worse than an Octofecta, its up to AT LEAST a dekafecta :(

de_Selby: Corn is a poison for cattle.

Umm.. I think that is tall fescue, sorry

hudef: Corn Smut thread?

Such thing actually exists.

CORN SMUT (new window)

Get your greenlights here.. (new window)

RTFA that was essentially a cost/risk analysis feeding livestock toxic feed. Yum! All though this is the same process coumadin was discovered.

What corn smut may look like

/google image search blocks corn+smut, had to use bing

Innovative minds can always cob-ble together a solution.

mavrick45: CORM!

Is today the birthday of the corm meme, or does this go back further?

¡Huitlacoche!

Ear, ear!

OK, if you want to read something interesting about corn being know in ancient South Asia, click here (new window)

Yummy, huitlacoche (new window)!

/It's actually pretty tastey. Think a hearty shiatake mushroom sauce.

Earl of Chives: Let's see how far we can push Mother Nature with this crazy unnatural shiat before everything collapses.

You'd prefer that we go back to hunter-gatherer systems of food acquisition? Because everything that's ever been done since then is "unnatural."

Oh, and you have to click on the "two worlds botanical evidence" line.

Feeding cows corn is f*cked in so many ways.

Next, they'll be letting the cornstalks and leaves rot in silos to make them digestible to the cows

SwiftFox: Next, they'll be letting the cornstalks and leaves rot in silos to make them digestible to the cows

I knew a farmer who's favorite liquor was the brown fermentation "brandy" produced at the bottom of a silage filled silo.

/good times

QUICK, EVERYONE SUBMIT CORN THREADS!!!

Soylent Corn is made of PEOPLE!

Asherah loves YHWH: RTFA that was essentially a cost/risk analysis feeding livestock toxic feed. Yum! All though this is the same process coumadin was discovered.

RTFA: The rumen is an organ that allows beef and dairy cattle to detoxify anything they might eat
/moo

hudef: Oh, and you have to click on the "two worlds botanical evidence" line.

Here (new window) is the proper link

I milked the corn today, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies

I'm tickled pink that corn smut is already flourishing in this thread.


What I want to know is: can chickens and pigs, already adapted to eating corn, safely eat moldy maize?

SeamusFerrell

Alright, let's turn this one into a corn recipe thread. I am partial to the corn that Mexicans sell in street carts. They coat it with some mixture of chile powder, yogurt?, lime juice, and other things. I demand a recipe.

Also grilled corn is very good.

Love that mexican corn.

Quick and dirty knock-off: Small can of corn kernels, well drained. place in large coffee cup. Drizzle extra virgin olive oil, add hot sauce, freshly ground black pepper, hot sauce, and garlic red wine vinegar.

Nuke until piping hot, then splash with basalmic and stir.

Damn, now I'm hungry.

Holy shiat, there really are a bunch of corn threads today

Shucks you cobb poppers are just stalking the rows of news articles for any kernal you can find.

It would appear that one can only repeat an image 5 times in a single posting.

/ylsed

hudef: It would appear that one can only repeat an image 5 times in a single posting.

/ylsed

1]find the max #x# pixels allowed on fark.
2]create grid of corn images in those dimensions, say 3x3
3]post that image to fark five times, creating the effect of infinite corn
4]hope the mods don't give you a vacation

You can milk anything with nipples.

Earl of Chives: Yeah, lets it hear it for farmers. Mold! Let's see how far we can push Mother Nature with this crazy unnatural shiat before everything collapses. Hopefully people die. Thanks natural resource rapers.

Only idiots buy corn raised beef.

Grass-fed*, low or no hormone, grazing beef has better fat content, better fat distribution, and better flavor.

Talk to a REAL butcher and ask about grass-fed beef, you'll appreciate it.

*yes, they get other supplements to prevent disease and maintain a very balanced diet, but, corn-fed beef is cheaper for a reason: it's easier to fatten a cow with corn even though it doesn't mesh with the cow's digestive system well

This seems relevent

long corn, submitter ?