My daddy ate my eyes.

"biatch poisoned my fish heads!"

Giggity:


Just remember, you never go socket to mouth...

"Tender, oh you betcha..."

/nsf eyes

Came for the KB reference, leaving happy.

Walker: My daddy ate my eyes.

Thanks, asshole. :(

peachpicker: "biatch poisoned my fish heads!"

There's no hot like crazy hot.



/linked, that is

i'll have to keep an eye out for this sort of thing

Lane83
*summon gorgor*

you don't know what you've done

Did it bounce?

OMFG

But on a lighter note:

someone light up the bat gorgor signal.

Calling gorgor!

she should have seen this coming

HumbleGenius: Did it bounce?

How would you approach this case?

Sgt. Hulka would like a word...

Iris this hadn't happened.

if that pictures is really of the lady something tells me she was probably high as shiat when it happened and therefore didn't feel shiat.

JeanLucPicard Ray Charles saw you cross-threading
/Nice!

Walker: My daddy ate my eyes.

Dude....

FTA: a crime of 'almost medieval barbarity'

What does a farker got to do to get full medieval?

http://www.ejumpcut.org/archive/jc47.2005/KillBill/images/68----eye-pluck2.jpg

Link (Other people's eyes, meh)

wow, fail

heater: Iris this hadn't happened.

Some pupil do crazy things.

Link (Other people's eyes, meh)
Try again...

Edinburgh? He won't do that full sentence. Blowing up an airplane only gets you 11 years there.

Nice farkin' boyfriend she had:

"Murphy slashed at Mr Stanton, 31, with the coat hanger and he ran from the flat to get help."

Ran from a farkin' coat-hanger? Really? Now I might do a fair impression of a coward once in a while, but you generally have to be at least representing a real weapon, like a gun, say, to get me to bail on my girlfriend.

HumbleGenius: heater: Iris this hadn't happened.

Some pupil do crazy things.

you have to see the [vitreous] humor in what they do

The neighbor would've called the cops but he had to catch the red eye.

HumbleGenius: The neighbor would've called the cops but he had to catch the red eye.

eye see what you did there

dahmers love zombie

holy hell, tell me that's not the woman from the article. The man was only 27 and she looks like she's 57 at least.

He misunderstood when she said "go for the brown eye!"

clipperbox: HumbleGenius: heater: Iris this hadn't happened.

Some pupil do crazy things.

you have to see the [vitreous] humor in what they do

Just stop it, these puns are starting to get pretty cornea.

/Crazy hot

oi_piss_me_off: dahmers love zombie

holy hell, tell me that's not the woman from the article. The man was only 27 and she looks like she's 57 at least.

I was wondering the same thing.

I really hope that's not the chick from the article. If so, the guy's eyesight is obviously worse than hers.

*shudder*

Pussy. I did the same thing 'cept I threw the biatch's eye from a hot-air balloon that I'd rented for our 2nd anniversary. Also, we were floating o'er the fires of Hell at the time.

We're working things out though. One day at a time, amirite?

Biness: she should have seen this coming

Only entertaining if he would have gouged out her eyeballs AND miss in her ocular cavities.

Biological Ali: clipperbox: HumbleGenius: heater: Iris this hadn't happened.

Some pupil do crazy things.

you have to see the [vitreous] humor in what they do

Just stop it, these puns are starting to get pretty cornea.

Someone needs to retina lawyer. Fo'real. fovea

Yeah, even eye'm cringing.

pissed in*

damn auto-correct

Out, vile jelly!

I guess he really didn't want her seeing the other guy.

jimi32: JeanLucPicard Ray Charles saw you cross-threading
/Nice!

Thanks for noticing!

Funny I posted that after I saw the Smoking Gun pix but before I read the thread. Not surprised the image showed up in both as I would have posted it in the other thread too!

It used to be a loving relationship but now she feels detached.

Approves...with AIDS