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(Moviefone) Misc Top 10 Unsexiest Men Alive. Subby strongly disagrees with #2   (moviefone.ca) divider line 114
More: Misc, Gary Busey, Mickey Rourke, Will Ferrell, Joaquin Phoenix, character actors, Jimmy Kimmel, Adrien Brody, Kevin Spacey  
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Sybarite [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 03:41:28 PM  
l.yimg.com

Demands a recount

 
rmz [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 03:43:31 PM  
Subby, you're Kevin Spacey, aren't you?

 
SpongeJamie - NoPants [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 03:48:00 PM  
Did I get a vote? Please let me win SOMEthing.

images03.olx.com

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 03:50:26 PM  
rmz: Subby, you're Kevin Spacey, aren't you?

Now now.
Perhaps Subby's just gay.

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 04:03:49 PM  
Rev. Skarekroe: rmz: Subby, you're Kevin Spacey, aren't you?

Now now.
Perhaps Subby's just gay.


Or a woma-hahaha hahahahhahahaha!

I couldn't say that with a straight face. There are no girls on the internet.

 
peachpicker 2009-11-20 04:06:22 PM  
No Gilbert Gottfried? Seriously?

 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 04:19:53 PM  
No Relatively Obscure? This list fails.

 
Boritom [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 04:22:57 PM  
Whew... I dodged another bullet.

 
50mm [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-20 04:25:40 PM  
www.blogcdn.com

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 04:45:12 PM  
Coming in 11th never felt so good.

 
Karma Curmudgeon 2009-11-20 04:46:47 PM  
50mm: www.blogcdn.com

Geez, the last time I saw a mouth like that it was on a pear.

 
rmz [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 04:50:18 PM  
R.A.Danny: Coming in 11th never felt so good.

I had that same thought last night at your mom's place.

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 04:56:05 PM  
rmz: R.A.Danny: Coming in 11th never felt so good.

I had that same thought last night at your mom's place.


Did you put the shovel away when you were done?

And put the sod back next time.

 
vossiewulf [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 04:59:45 PM  
img137.imageshack.us

 
Mobkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 05:01:34 PM  
Justin Long: Hey, at least the PC guy has gone through puberty.

Heh.

 
oi_piss_me_off [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 05:16:39 PM  
aw, i think Justin Long is cute and should be replaced by Steve Buscemi.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 05:31:44 PM  
i201.photobucket.com

 
SchlingFocker [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 05:43:08 PM  
www.quarter-mile.net

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 06:14:20 PM  
No Abe Vigoda?
No Ernest Borgnine?
No Jonah Hill?

I guess they're considered reasonably sexy.

 
Booyaxe 2009-11-20 06:26:56 PM  
That Danny Devito is soooo hot

 
Richard Pye 2009-11-20 06:28:23 PM  
meetinnovators.com

 
penceyprepreject 2009-11-20 06:29:49 PM  
joaquin phoenix,beard or no beard,batshiat insane or not, can choke me out whenever he so feels inclined

 
Lloyd Braun 2009-11-20 06:30:20 PM  
Justin Long's hair is terrible. I had the exact same cut in my grade 2 class photo.

 
Stroke_N_Focus [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 06:30:34 PM  
SchlingFocker

what the?

Made me lol tho

 
kth 2009-11-20 06:30:55 PM  
Kevin Spacey? The hell? He's hot. Smart and literate gets me every time.

 
fusillade762 2009-11-20 06:36:04 PM  
So the category is unsexiest MAN alive and they restrict themselves to celebrities only? Fark gets better unsexy lists every Friday in the TSG mugshot roundup.

 
DansLaLuna 2009-11-20 06:36:07 PM  
HAWT!

i692.photobucket.com

 
Saracuda 2009-11-20 06:36:16 PM  
I think Edward Norton is really unsexy.

 
LeafyGreens 2009-11-20 06:36:29 PM  
baka-san: [Really gross pic]

I started to say "Hey it's my old WoW GM," but then I saw the bandages. WTF?

*queue "You know how I know you're gay?" pic*

Also, I'd bang Justin Long. He's cute-ish and he was in Dodgeball and the Mac commercials. C-list celebrities have been out of my reach for too long! Mind you, I wouldn't tape a printout of his face onto a blow-up doll and blow kisses at him til I fell asleep like I do with Ryan Phillipe or Chris FPine, but he's passable.

Since they're not specifying celebrities (other than who they include in the content of the list and not the title) why no Brian Peppers?

/no I'm not linking it!

 
XMark 2009-11-20 06:36:57 PM  
Epsilon: No Abe Vigoda?


The dead aren't eligible for this list.

 
mandy123 2009-11-20 06:37:34 PM  
Justin Long is pretty cute but not sexy - he does look really young.

Joaquin used to be pretty damn hot but now he looks like a crazy hobo.

 
Baron Krelve 2009-11-20 06:39:14 PM  
This thread needs more terrifying Gary Busey pictures.

 
LeafyGreens 2009-11-20 06:41:58 PM  
Eye bleach!

img.photobucket.com

 
Baron Krelve 2009-11-20 06:42:38 PM  
cdn2.maxim.com

/hot
//like Mr. Busey

 
RadicalArcher 2009-11-20 06:43:42 PM  
Baron Krelve: This thread needs more terrifying Gary Busey pictures.

Ask and you shall receive, but be forewarned, this is terrifying:

Link (new window, NSFW)

 
Lollipop165 2009-11-20 06:43:54 PM  
I'd do #10 and #9.

 
carligula 2009-11-20 06:44:37 PM  

 
swahnhennessy 2009-11-20 06:47:12 PM  
LeafyGreens: Eye bleach!

serialdrama.typepad.com

 
TheGrayCat [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 06:47:32 PM  
List is shiat. I'd do John C Reilly and Paul Giamatti and I have wicked mad crushes on Joaquin Phoenix and Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Hoffman, especially.

/anytime, Phillip, anytime....yummy

 
Sislik 2009-11-20 06:48:20 PM  
tvmedia.ign.com

BUSEY!

/Seat belts

 
toejam 2009-11-20 06:50:01 PM  
This (new window) dude is the ugliest.

 
Saracuda 2009-11-20 06:52:20 PM  
How about DJ Qualls?

l.yimg.com

 
The Incredible Sexual Egg 2009-11-20 06:52:52 PM  
baka-san

It's like a real life Boomer from Left 4 Dead in the making

 
Weisenheimer 2009-11-20 06:58:20 PM  
Somehow that article made me feel gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with reading that article...

 
Pumpernickel bread 2009-11-20 07:01:05 PM  
baka-san

I hope you just grabbed that photo and that isn't a picture of you. Ascites caused by liver failure most likely. Guy isn't going to last long without a transplant

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 07:03:33 PM  
Pumpernickel bread: baka-san

I hope you just grabbed that photo and that isn't a picture of you. Ascites caused by liver failure most likely. Guy isn't going to last long without a transplant


It's me.

No failure, but got close. Am finally starting to drain.

 
WienerButt 2009-11-20 07:04:12 PM  
Cool story bro time...

Gary Busey's son lives near Orlando and I once had the pleasure of being invited to one of his parties by a weird nurse I work with. Let me just say , this guy is total farking freak (his son, but I'm guessing pops may be too).

He had murals of naked mermaids and marine mammals having sex and large phallic-like artifacts all over. His house was one big swingers club and it was just too much for me to absorb all at once. The paintings and stuff.... wow. Wish I had pictures.

 
douchebag/hater 2009-11-20 07:04:13 PM  
Kevin Spacey: Is he gay? Is he straight? Kevin won't tell, but one thing's for certain -- this guy's sex appeal is a mystery, too.


Man, this made me laugh.

 
Boyd Schidt 2009-11-20 07:04:45 PM  
I'd only have sex with 6 of those guys on that list.

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 07:05:21 PM  
Pumpernickel bread: baka-san
I hope you just grabbed that photo and that isn't a picture of you. Ascites caused by liver failure most likely. Guy isn't going to last long without a transplant


That's for real. Check his profile.

 
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