Nobody wants to see Old Spice in her granny panties.

Gay or straight.

jaylectricity: Nobody wants to see Old Spice in her granny panties.



Let me guess: you're a hairdresser.

I'm not a hairdresser, but...I am willing to learn.

Why was the hairdresser wearing her underwear?

Treygreen13: Why was the hairdresser wearing her underwear?

I was wondering the same thing.

TTIU

The unnamed hairdresser told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "She presumed that because I'm a hairdresser I'd be gay. Well I'm not, I love ladies."

Well, if he loves ladies, where's the problem? No chance of getting distracted then...

jaylectricity: Nobody wants to see Old Spice in her granny panties.

I never thought you'd say thus either.....

So let me get this straight - SHE thought he was gay so greeted him in her underwear. Finding out he is not and embarrassed is then HIS fault? He should sue her for sexual orientation discrimination and mental anguish from what he had to see. Wench.

"...I told her to get dressed..."

I'd drench it in vag spackle.

Summoning gorgor to get the pic of her highkicking sans panties.

/shes not a natural ging

uhh.. I'd say she was probably more pissed that he told her to go put on some clothes.. being told by a straight guy that he'd rather not see you in yer bra and panties can't be good for the old ego..

doctorwormwood: uhh.. I'd say she was probably more pissed that he told her to go put on some clothes.. being told by a straight guy that he'd rather not see you in yer bra and panties can't be good for the old ego..

The article says he said it "so he could concentrate"... which would be a compliment.

I would penis her repeatedly.

/link is as hot as that ass.

It's stories like this that teach you life, unfortunately, is not like a porno.

Dude shoulda kept his damn mouth shut.

Jesusaurus: Dude shoulda kept his damn mouth shut.

I'm sure something would have come up in the conversation.

"I'd like to be a hairdresser. Or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers."

/semi-obscure, even on Fark, probably

I did not know that the appropriate way to greet homosexual members of the opposite sex was in your underwear.

I'll have to remember to strip down to my tighty-whities the next time I say hello to a lesbian.

Geri, I'm gay and am willing to do your Brazilian wax free of charge. Email me.

Rhaab: "I'd like to be a hairdresser. Or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers."

/semi-obscure, even on Fark, probably

Oh really?

Yeah. I would wreck that chick.

would hit with the limp wrist of an indifferent deity

eagles95:



Five years ago, this is what I thought Lindsay Lohan would look like in 20 years. At least we have Geri.

See ladies? Even if you look like Shrek, a good workout routine will give you a great body even at 37. So it's a mystery to me why I have to shop in the super-size aisle for women.

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This was always my favorite, though:

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Um, if a sexy (or even moderately sexy) woman greets you at the door wearing only her underwear thinking you're gay keep your farking mouth shut!

latent_ravening_ferocity: This was always my favorite, though:

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That's... that's so weird.

Why does that picture have an inset picture of her hoohah when her whole nekkid body is right there unobstructed for us to see? It's like going up to a hot buttnaked lady and only pointing to her vajayjay and yelling, "Holy crap! Look! We can totally see her cooch!!! LOOK! Her cooch!!!"

latent_ravening_ferocity: Underwear? (new window) NSFW

This was always my favorite, though:

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That pic's from her Spice days. She's a mum now, so she probably doesn't like commando as much these days. Thongs, though - no granny panties.

She is smorking hot, that one.

MisterGuyface: Um, if a sexy (or even moderately sexy) woman greets you at the door wearing only her underwear thinking you're gay keep your farking mouth shut!

Odds are she'll be able to tell she made an error in judgment even if the guy remains silent.

leadmetal

Odds are she'll be able to tell she made an error in judgment even if the guy remains silent

"Your hair brush is digging into my back."

Aboleth: latent_ravening_ferocity: This was always my favorite, though:

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That's... that's so weird.

Why does that picture have an inset picture of her hoohah when her whole nekkid body is right there unobstructed for us to see? It's like going up to a hot buttnaked lady and only pointing to her vajayjay and yelling, "Holy crap! Look! We can totally see her cooch!!! LOOK! Her cooch!!!"


You're supposed to cut out the inset. It's a popular British party game: Pin the hoohah on the Spice Girl.

"Yay! I did it mummy!"

"That's wonderful Brian. Now come eat your jam and toast, dear."

"Wheee!"

Yeah, I think she looks scary. Guess I'm picky.

Zig-a-zig-unhh... oops.

schpanky: Rhaab: "I'd like to be a hairdresser. Or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers."

/semi-obscure, even on Fark, probably

Oh really?

I have always thought in the back of my mind "cheese and onions"...

I would turn over all my worldly possesions for the honor of giving her an awkward night she would never forget or forgive herself for.

Aboleth: latent_ravening_ferocity: This was always my favorite, though:

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That's... that's so weird.

Why does that picture have an inset picture of her hoohah when her whole nekkid body is right there unobstructed for us to see? It's like going up to a hot buttnaked lady and only pointing to her vajayjay and yelling, "Holy crap! Look! We can totally see her cooch!!! LOOK! Her cooch!!!"

... did you look at the URL?

It's from Celebrity Pubes dot com. I'm pretty sure that explains it.

biatch, why do you assume a gay dude wants to see you in your chonies?

Is it 1996 already?

ha ha ha I remember seeing her in Spiceworld...er....Why no, I never saw that...

I can understand why she thought he was ghey, just look at that dog.

Who would have thought, ten years ago, that any of us today would still know who "Geri Halliwell" is?

poot_rootbeer: Who would have thought, ten years ago, that any of us today would still know who "Geri Halliwell" is?

A U.N. Ambassador for women's issues. You think I'm kidding?

[Wikipedia] In 1999, after having left the Spice Girls, Halliwell became a representative for the United Nations Population Fund (UNFPA). As a goodwill ambassador, Halliwell toured the Philippines on a fact-finding trip. She visited with staff and clients of family planning clinics, women's groups in slum areas, and college students.

poot_rootbeer: Who would have thought, ten years ago, that any of us today would still know who "Geri Halliwell" is?

I can believe it with Geri Halliwell. The one that confuses me is Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham; She's absolutely untalented, hideous looking (between anorexia and cosmetic surgery; Blegh!) and is currently famous mostly for farking a futball player.

At least Halliwell actually sings and dances with a modicum of watchability. And she posed naked. She has contributed to society. Victoria Beckham has been a drain on it.

Captain Carrot Cake: I can understand why she thought he was ghey, just look at that dog.

Good farking lord there's a tank next to that woman