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(Contact Music) Interesting Miley Cyrus dressed as a prostitute for her seventeenth birthday party. Of course, the outfit was already in her closet, so maybe that doesn't count   (contactmusic.com) divider line 55
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WTF Indeed 2009-11-20 02:28:53 PM  
Miley Trifecta in play?

\mods should have a seat over there.

 
IdBeCrazyIf [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 02:29:22 PM  
Right o... now we can start negotiating a price

 
offacue 2009-11-20 02:30:21 PM  
I'd like to put her on layaway for a year.

 
dryknife 2009-11-20 02:30:33 PM  
That's just precious...

 
Superevil [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 02:33:44 PM  
Pics?

 
chemrebel [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 02:35:20 PM  
woof-woof-woof-woof

/maybe she was dressed from the polo scene?

 
Skylenorman [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 02:37:12 PM  
It's not news... it's contact music.

 
dhandler 2009-11-20 02:37:26 PM  
Looks like she needs some Pepto Bismol for that indigestion & upset stomach!

www.contactmusic.com

/Hotlink is hot!
//Miley is not!

 
Sapper_Topo 2009-11-20 02:37:42 PM  
Superevil: Pics?

Fap!
Link (new window)

 
Sapper_Topo 2009-11-20 02:39:15 PM  
dhandler: Looks like she needs some Pepto Bismol for that indigestion & upset stomach!



/Hotlink is hot!
//Miley is not!


"And this is how I push th jizz out yall"

 
Oh_Enough_Already [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-20 02:39:35 PM  
Did she bring her hairbrush?

 
Whatthefark 2009-11-20 02:40:58 PM  
Miley or Hannah?

Hehehe. (new window)

 
vabeard 2009-11-20 02:42:39 PM  
Her father has been pimping her for years now. She may as well just go ahead and dress the part.

 
sugarmagnolia94 2009-11-20 02:43:59 PM  
She dressed as a 90s movie character for an 80s themed party. Brilliant.

 
Treygreen13 2009-11-20 02:44:15 PM  
Please please please stop greenlighting this crap.

 
The Angry Hand of God 2009-11-20 02:44:57 PM  
Does she always have the retarded smile on her face?

 
IdBeCrazyIf [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 02:46:32 PM  
dhandler: Looks like she needs some Pepto Bismol for that indigestion & upset stomach!



/Hotlink is hot!
//Miley is not!


"And the Penis goes here!!!!"

 
Quasar [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 02:47:06 PM  
Considering how mediocre her actual singing is, she might as well lay the groundwork for a future nude pictorial spread.

/heh... lay
//heh... spread

 
Brainsick 2009-11-20 02:48:20 PM  
vabeard: Her father has been pimping her for years now. She may as well just go ahead and dress the part.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

/"Wait, you mean Hannah's not my daughter?"
"Yeah!"
"Put on the wig..."
//BRILLIANT!

 
Oh_Enough_Already [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-20 02:50:22 PM  
Brainsick: vabeard: Her father has been pimping her for years now. She may as well just go ahead and dress the part.



/"Wait, you mean Hannah's not my daughter?"
"Yeah!"
"Put on the wig..."
//BRILLIANT!


So was that bit inferring that he wanted to bone his daughter, or the fictional charachter?

 
Disfunction 2009-11-20 02:54:50 PM  
This just in: Many 17 year-old girls dress like sluts.

 
Treygreen13 2009-11-20 02:58:36 PM  
Oh_Enough_Already: Brainsick: vabeard: Her father has been pimping her for years now. She may as well just go ahead and dress the part.



/"Wait, you mean Hannah's not my daughter?"
"Yeah!"
"Put on the wig..."
//BRILLIANT!

So was that bit inferring that he wanted to bone his daughter, or the fictional charachter?


It was inferring that he wants to bone his daughter's fictional alter-ego, who (in the context of the show) isn't technically his daughter.

So to answer your question, yes.

 
duncangonuts 2009-11-20 03:02:22 PM  
sugarmagnolia94: She dressed as a 90s movie character for an 80s themed party. Brilliant.

Oh good. I'm not the only one who caught that.

I mean it's barely 90's but still there's nothing especially 80's about that film...

 
Hillbilly Jim 2009-11-20 03:02:37 PM  
Anyone else miss the Katy Perry greenlight bonanzas? At least with those I didn't feel awful for the giggity giggity.

 
solcofn [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 03:10:38 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Miley, You may not be a slut but you are wearing a sluts uniform.

 
CMP 2009-11-20 03:11:38 PM  
Those show people, they're not like us regular folks.

 
there their theyre 2009-11-20 03:12:31 PM  
Hillbilly Jim: Anyone else miss the Katy Perry greenlight bonanzas? At least with those I didn't feel awful for the giggity giggity.

Depending on your state you could have been feeling all giggity giggity last year.

Each US state has its own age of consent. Currently state laws set the age of consent at 16, 17 or 18. The most common age is 16.

age of consent 16: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington, West Virginia

* age of consent 17: Colorado, Illinois, Louisiana, Missouri, Nebraska, New York, Texas

* age of consent 18: Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, North Dakota, Oregon, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming.

 
thegod082 2009-11-20 03:15:42 PM  
I feel confident that this girl, a few years from now, is going to set an entirely new standard for train bus wrecks.

/too soon?

 
Wentzbag 2009-11-20 03:17:48 PM  
dhandler: Looks like she needs some Pepto Bismol for that indigestion & upset stomach!



/Hotlink is hot!
//Miley is not!


I bet at the end of a tour those leather shorts are about to melt from ass sweat and taint stank.

I mean dancing and singing for hours under stage lights? Yeesh

 
I Like Bread 2009-11-20 03:18:41 PM  
CMP: Those show people, they're not like us regular folks.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. That's exactly the kind of radical, unfounded thinking that we do not tolerate around here, buddy!

 
Saracuda 2009-11-20 03:23:54 PM  
www.oasis-stores.com

 
Brainsick 2009-11-20 03:25:36 PM  
Wentzbag: dhandler: Looks like she needs some Pepto Bismol for that indigestion & upset stomach!



/Hotlink is hot!
//Miley is not!

I bet at the end of a tour those leather shorts are about to melt from ass sweat and taint stank.

I mean dancing and singing for hours under stage lights? Yeesh


4.bp.blogspot.com
SOLD!

 
PizzaJedi81 2009-11-20 03:30:12 PM  
I think what we all want, nay...NEED to know is this: Was there a Britney or Jay-Z song on the radio?

 
E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease 2009-11-20 03:53:09 PM  
Good news:Miley Cyrus tour in bus crash

Bad news: Miley Cyrus survives

 
Slamguy 2009-11-20 03:59:41 PM  
I don't want to say that your a whore, but right now your actions and your attitude are very whorish.

http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/the_foot_fist_way_movie_still_tr a iler1.jpg

 
Slamguy 2009-11-20 04:02:26 PM  
Slamguy: I don't want to say that your a whore, but right now your actions and your attitude are very whorish.

http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/the_foot_fist_way_movie_still_tr a iler1.jpg


damnit!

www.shockya.com

There we go.

 
poot_rootbeer 2009-11-20 04:14:28 PM  
"I have got a pimp
He treats me like a dog . . . "
(All the stuff she's shooting
Keeps her in a fog)
"I would really like to try and get away . . . "
(But if she gets caught he will cause her some dismay)
"I haven't been this popular since 'Achy Breaky Heart'!"

 
Ordell [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-20 04:28:55 PM  
www.dlisted.com

/bunk

 
MayoBoy 2009-11-20 04:33:27 PM  
offacue: I'd like to put her on layaway for a year.

Move to Missouri - 17 is the new 18

 
Killer Cars [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 04:34:17 PM  
Ordell: /bunk

I don't see what's so special about that guy she's pointing at.

/ducks

 
Ordell [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-20 04:45:34 PM  
Killer Cars: Ordell: /bunk

I don't see what's so special about that guy she's pointing at.

/ducks


Heh.

Even more disturbing? That's her brother Trace.

 
Cerwin3302 2009-11-20 04:52:21 PM  
there their theyre: Hillbilly Jim: Anyone else miss the Katy Perry greenlight bonanzas? At least with those I didn't feel awful for the giggity giggity.

Depending on your state you could have been feeling all giggity giggity last year.

Each US state has its own age of consent. Currently state laws set the age of consent at 16, 17 or 18. The most common age is 16.

age of consent 16: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington, West Virginia

* age of consent 17: Colorado, Illinois, Louisiana, Missouri, Nebraska, New York, Texas

* age of consent 18: Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, North Dakota, Oregon, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming.


In West Virginia there is a

 
eagles95 2009-11-20 04:57:25 PM  
Cerwin3302: there their theyre: Hillbilly Jim: Anyone else miss the Katy Perry greenlight bonanzas? At least with those I didn't feel awful for the giggity giggity.

Depending on your state you could have been feeling all giggity giggity last year.

Each US state has its own age of consent. Currently state laws set the age of consent at 16, 17 or 18. The most common age is 16.

age of consent 16: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington, West Virginia

* age of consent 17: Colorado, Illinois, Louisiana, Missouri, Nebraska, New York, Texas

* age of consent 18: Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, North Dakota, Oregon, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming.

In West Virginia there is a



I find this info most useful.

 
bush 2009-11-20 04:57:48 PM  
^ I'll finish that for you.

In WV it's 14 if you're blood relatives, 16 otherwise.

 
reimanr06 2009-11-20 06:35:11 PM  
Ordell: Killer Cars: Ordell: /bunk

I don't see what's so special about that guy she's pointing at.

/ducks

Heh.

Even more disturbing? That's her brother Trace.



Even more disturbing? You know who he is.

 
Rent Party 2009-11-20 06:56:21 PM  
reimanr06: Ordell: Killer Cars: Ordell: /bunk

I don't see what's so special about that guy she's pointing at.

/ducks

Heh.

Even more disturbing? That's her brother Trace.


Even more disturbing? You know who he is.


Even more disturbing? I've seen them both play live.

/ His band is terrible.
// She's working on being terrible.

 
DaNightTripper [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-20 10:01:43 PM  
Women love that movie.

I wonder why.

 
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves 2009-11-20 10:58:33 PM  
Disfunction: This just in: Many 17 year-old girls dress like sluts.

You say that... like it's a BAD thing.

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 11:13:01 PM  
Are we talking the way she dressed at the beginning of the movie or after Richard Gere cleans her up?

 
InferiousX 2009-11-21 12:28:23 AM  
Ordell: /bunk

Yes please.

 
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