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Man On Fire 2009-11-20 01:39:48 PM  
you fail subby.

 
Jakevol2 2009-11-20 01:44:08 PM  
Man On Fire: you fail subby.

Quoting from the actual video is fail? Oh please do tell us how he has failed Man on Fire I promise to hang on to every single word that comes flowing from your beautiful mind onto this cold yet comforting screen. Please tell us and teach us dear Rabbi, how the subby has failed. Show us a better way. I implore you give us the Revelations!

 
uncle saddam [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 01:47:36 PM  
Jakevol2: Man On Fire: you fail subby.

Quoting from the actual video is fail? Oh please do tell us how he has failed Man on Fire I promise to hang on to every single word that comes flowing from your beautiful mind onto this cold yet comforting screen. Please tell us and teach us dear Rabbi, how the subby has failed. Show us a better way. I implore you give us the Revelations!


Oops.

Quoted from the video:
"Wait. You have a problem with gay people, and you work at Brookstone?"

/you look silly now

 
Barbigazi [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 01:49:09 PM  
Jakevol2: Man On Fire: you fail subby.

Quoting from the actual video is fail? Oh please do tell us how he has failed Man on Fire I promise to hang on to every single word that comes flowing from your beautiful mind onto this cold yet comforting screen. Please tell us and teach us dear Rabbi, how the subby has failed. Show us a better way. I implore you give us the Revelations!


Man you ran face first into that, wow.

 
Mr. Slippyfist 2009-11-20 01:49:21 PM  
Jakevol2: Man On Fire: you fail subby.

Quoting from the actual video is fail? Oh please do tell us how he has failed Man on Fire I promise to hang on to every single word that comes flowing from your beautiful mind onto this cold yet comforting screen. Please tell us and teach us dear Rabbi, how the subby has failed. Show us a better way. I implore you give us the Revelations!


The line was "You have a problem with gay people, and you work at Brookstone?".

So subby farked up the quote.

 
Jakevol2 2009-11-20 01:50:29 PM  
uncle saddam: /you look silly now

well you won't get an argument out of me, I would never consider myself to be classically good looking but that doesn't change the fact that Man of Fire is trollin'

 
TellarHK 2009-11-20 01:50:50 PM  
Smitty is definitely full of fail.

Just like the crybaby who doesn't understand the concept of creating a "hostile work environment" which is what he did for his boss.

Welcome to modern society. Feel free to extract yourself from it at any time.

 
JollyMagistrate 2009-11-20 01:51:17 PM  
Jakevol2: Man On Fire: you fail subby.

Quoting from the actual video is fail? Oh please do tell us how he has failed Man on Fire I promise to hang on to every single word that comes flowing from your beautiful mind onto this cold yet comforting screen. Please tell us and teach us dear Rabbi, how the subby has failed. Show us a better way. I implore you give us the Revelations!


Boy are your cheeks red. I'll leave it to your imagination which cheeks we're talking about.

 
VictoryCabal [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 01:51:24 PM  
uncle saddam: Quoted from the video:
"Wait. You have a problem with gay people, and you work at Brookstone?"

/you look silly now


*snert* I just watched this episode on the DVR and was going to jump in subby's shiat, but I see that's already covered.

Good jerb, subby. I mean Jakevol2. But I repeat myself.

 
Jakevol2 2009-11-20 01:51:47 PM  
Barbigazi: Jakevol2: Man On Fire: you fail subby.

Quoting from the actual video is fail? Oh please do tell us how he has failed Man on Fire I promise to hang on to every single word that comes flowing from your beautiful mind onto this cold yet comforting screen. Please tell us and teach us dear Rabbi, how the subby has failed. Show us a better way. I implore you give us the Revelations!

Man you ran face first into that, wow.


no, no, my face has always looked like that.

 
vonster 2009-11-20 01:52:26 PM  
Epic fail.

 
towatchoverme 2009-11-20 01:52:32 PM  
Jakevol2: this would be a good time to tell everyone you're NOT Smits.

 
Jakevol2 2009-11-20 01:52:40 PM  
VictoryCabal: uncle saddam: Quoted from the video:
"Wait. You have a problem with gay people, and you work at Brookstone?"

/you look silly now

*snert* I just watched this episode on the DVR and was going to jump in subby's shiat, but I see that's already covered.

Good jerb, subby. I mean Jakevol2. But I repeat myself.


I wish I was the subby, I need to up my greenlight count.

 
Super Chronic 2009-11-20 01:52:41 PM  
Jakevol2: uncle saddam: /you look silly now

well you won't get an argument out of me, I would never consider myself to be classically good looking but that doesn't change the fact that Man of Fire is trollin'


i534.photobucket.com

 
Ed Finnerty 2009-11-20 01:52:55 PM  
Jakevol2: Quoting from the actual video is fail?

dtdstudios.com

 
apeiron242 2009-11-20 01:53:58 PM  
Jakevol2: Man On Fire: you fail subby.

Quoting from the actual video is fail? Oh please do tell us how he has failed Man on Fire I promise to hang on to every single word that comes flowing from your beautiful mind onto this cold yet comforting screen. Please tell us and teach us dear Rabbi, how the subby has failed. Show us a better way. I implore you give us the Revelations!


Nicely done, Brainiac!

 
mesmer242 2009-11-20 01:54:10 PM  
I haven't watched the clip yet. I decided to pull up the full ep instead to have something to listen to at work so I'm making my way to it. All I want to say is the bit about the snack and juicebox about five minutes into the full ep was so funny that I had trouble stifling my laughter.

 
Jakevol2 2009-11-20 01:54:38 PM  
The Joker's Glasgow smile would be a step up for me, Super Chronic.

 
Lundah [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 01:55:06 PM  
Jakevol2: Man of Fire is trollin'

knowyourmeme.com

 
Jakevol2 2009-11-20 01:56:06 PM  
I often feel as though I need to hide my hideous face like Commander Riker is doing in the image you posted Ed Finnerty. I am an ugly man.

 
mesmer242 2009-11-20 02:02:02 PM  
Ok, now that I've listened to it, I have this to say: I worked retail environment a few years back. If you're talking about your sex life at work, gay or straight, in a manner that would make your grandmother blush, you're being an ass. Merely talking about your significant other(s), gay or straight, however, is not harassment or inappropriate.

/had one of *those* coworkers - creepy, 47 years old, with a mullet, loved to talk about having sex with his wife
//cool story, sis, I know

 
Gwendolyn [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 02:03:26 PM  
Mick Foley an the feather boa bit was freaking hilarious.

 
DansLaLuna 2009-11-20 02:08:46 PM  
I don't give a rats furry nads if there was fail or not on the part of the submitter or the snarks, the video was awesome. That little boy is wise beyond his years.

 
Slam Bradley 2009-11-20 02:08:46 PM  
mesmer242: Ok, now that I've listened to it, I have this to say: I worked retail environment a few years back. If you're talking about your sex life at work, gay or straight, in a manner that would make your grandmother blush, you're being an ass. Merely talking about your significant other(s), gay or straight, however, is not harassment or inappropriate.


Not just limited to retail - but this

 
Rubber Biscuit 2009-11-20 02:12:07 PM  
Jakevol2: Man On Fire: you fail subby.

Quoting from the actual video is fail? Oh please do tell us how he has failed Man on Fire I promise to hang on to every single word that comes flowing from your beautiful mind onto this cold yet comforting screen. Please tell us and teach us dear Rabbi, how the subby has failed. Show us a better way. I implore you give us the Revelations!


We have Rotsky! Repeat: We have Rotsky!

 
lostinspace1978 2009-11-20 02:18:31 PM  
Jakevol2 is making my brain hurt

 
Barbigazi [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 02:19:15 PM  
lostinspace1978: Jakevol2 is making my brain hurt

I think he's forgotten the first rule of holes.

 
Jakevol2 2009-11-20 02:21:18 PM  
lostinspace1978: Jakevol2 is making my brain hurt

I'm sorry, my unfortunate Rocky Dennis like appearance does tend to have that effect. I promise I wil wear a bad on my head from now on.

 
radioman_ [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-20 02:23:53 PM  
They do love tools.

 
cyrus_hunter 2009-11-20 02:25:35 PM  
Jakevol2: lostinspace1978: Jakevol2 is making my brain hurt

I'm sorry, my unfortunate Rocky Dennis like appearance does tend to have that effect. I promise I wil wear a bad on my head from now on.


....

Now you're just messing with us.

 
Jakevol2 2009-11-20 02:27:26 PM  
cyrus_hunter: Jakevol2: lostinspace1978: Jakevol2 is making my brain hurt

I'm sorry, my unfortunate Rocky Dennis like appearance does tend to have that effect. I promise I wil wear a bad on my head from now on.

....

Now you're just messing with us.


...you have no idea.

 
MBK 2009-11-20 02:27:26 PM  
Gwendolyn: Mick Foley an the feather boa bit was freaking hilarious.

I really hope Mick Foley goes to this kid's school as his personal bodyguard for a day. Maybe have a different wrestler each day for a week.

It would be a great publicity stunt and easy way to do some fund raising.

 
chemrebel [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 02:32:29 PM  
Hero tag seen sitting next to kid in show of support.

/I'm sitting down too right now, matter of fact

 
IronTony 2009-11-20 02:35:06 PM  
mesmer242: Ok, now that I've listened to it, I have this to say: I worked retail environment a few years back. If you're talking about your sex life at work, gay or straight, in a manner that would make your grandmother blush, you're being an ass. Merely talking about your significant other(s), gay or straight, however, is not harassment or inappropriate.

/had one of *those* coworkers - creepy, 47 years old, with a mullet, loved to talk about having sex with his wife
//cool story, sis, I know


The dickweed who got fired just said "Made references to her homosexual lifestyle", which, knowing how easily you can offend some homophobes, probably stopped at "So my girlfriend and I were at the mall the other day when..."

 
chopit 2009-11-20 02:35:37 PM  
That bit was hilarious. "What's a gaywad?! As if you don't know."

 
lostinspace1978 2009-11-20 02:47:20 PM  
Jakevol2: cyrus_hunter: Jakevol2: lostinspace1978: Jakevol2 is making my brain hurt

I'm sorry, my unfortunate Rocky Dennis like appearance does tend to have that effect. I promise I wil wear a bad on my head from now on.

....

Now you're just messing with us.

...you have no idea.


I love you man!!

 
twofeetcia 2009-11-20 02:50:38 PM  
When "pain" will be your lab partner...

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2009-11-20 03:05:36 PM  
chopit: That bit was hilarious. "What's a gaywad?! As if you don't know."

You see it's when two Dillweeds love each other very much...

 
mesmer242 2009-11-20 03:08:08 PM  
IronTony: mesmer242: Ok, now that I've listened to it, I have this to say: I worked retail environment a few years back. If you're talking about your sex life at work, gay or straight, in a manner that would make your grandmother blush, you're being an ass. Merely talking about your significant other(s), gay or straight, however, is not harassment or inappropriate.

/had one of *those* coworkers - creepy, 47 years old, with a mullet, loved to talk about having sex with his wife
//cool story, sis, I know

The dickweed who got fired just said "Made references to her homosexual lifestyle", which, knowing how easily you can offend some homophobes, probably stopped at "So my girlfriend and I were at the mall the other day when..."


Yeah, hence the second half of my statement. There's nothing inappropriate about merely referencing your significant other(s), so everyone else just has to deal, including the dickweed.

I am a little surprised that he got fired for saying what he did, since being a dickweed to your coworkers is rarely a fireable offense in retail. I guess that must have changed since the economy tanked since they have more people interested in the $9 an hour wage.

 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass 2009-11-20 03:10:15 PM  
SUBBY FAILS!!!
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
FLAME ON!!!

 
WFern 2009-11-20 03:27:43 PM  
mesmer242: Ok, now that I've listened to it, I have this to say: I worked retail environment a few years back. If you're talking about your sex life at work, gay or straight, in a manner that would make your grandmother blush, you're being an ass. Merely talking about your significant other(s), gay or straight, however, is not harassment or inappropriate.

/had one of *those* coworkers - creepy, 47 years old, with a mullet, loved to talk about having sex with his wife
//cool story, sis, I know


This is what it sounded like. The woman apparently discussed her "so-called fiance" (his term) and the guy was so disturbed that he had to pray and then belittle her.

 
writergrrl11 2009-11-20 03:28:10 PM  
Slam Bradley: mesmer242: Ok, now that I've listened to it, I have this to say: I worked retail environment a few years back. If you're talking about your sex life at work, gay or straight, in a manner that would make your grandmother blush, you're being an ass. Merely talking about your significant other(s), gay or straight, however, is not harassment or inappropriate.


Not just limited to retail - but this


I agree, except in the original story on Fox News, there's no mention of the woman talking about her sex life. She was talking about her wedding and new marriage.
Talking about a wedding and then being told that your wedding is wrong and immoral...hmmm...I wonder which party is in the wrong here.

source: Link (new window)

 
WFern 2009-11-20 03:30:10 PM  
DansLaLuna: I don't give a rats furry nads if there was fail or not on the part of the submitter or the snarks, the video was awesome. That little boy is wise beyond his years.

Ditto here as well. In the original thread about this kid, a lot of Farkers claimed that someone else must have put him up to it. They didn't think 10-year-olds could be that smart, but I think this video demonstrates otherwise.

 
SGRick 2009-11-20 03:37:38 PM  
WFern: DansLaLuna: I don't give a rats furry nads if there was fail or not on the part of the submitter or the snarks, the video was awesome. That little boy is wise beyond his years.

Ditto here as well. In the original thread about this kid, a lot of Farkers claimed that someone else must have put him up to it. They didn't think 10-year-olds could be that smart, but I think this video demonstrates otherwise.


The kid's smart, but based on his shoehorned $5 dollar words and diction, I'd imagine his classmates have been calling him a gaywad long before this protest.

Good on him, but I imagine there will be many wedgies until graduation.

 
redmond24 2009-11-20 03:42:48 PM  
That clip is comedy gold.

 
mesmer242 2009-11-20 03:45:14 PM  
writergrrl11: Slam Bradley: mesmer242: Ok, now that I've listened to it, I have this to say: I worked retail environment a few years back. If you're talking about your sex life at work, gay or straight, in a manner that would make your grandmother blush, you're being an ass. Merely talking about your significant other(s), gay or straight, however, is not harassment or inappropriate.


Not just limited to retail - but this

I agree, except in the original story on Fox News, there's no mention of the woman talking about her sex life. She was talking about her wedding and new marriage.
Talking about a wedding and then being told that your wedding is wrong and immoral...hmmm...I wonder which party is in the wrong here.

source: Link (new window)


Why do you assume that I am siding with the guy? Especially since I have already posted that I'm not?

My point was that there are all sorts of occasions in retail where coworkers cross the line when discussing their personal lives but this situation didn't sound anywhere close.

 
Ballsy McSack 2009-11-20 03:53:41 PM  
writergrrl11: Slam Bradley: mesmer242: Ok, now that I've listened to it, I have this to say: I worked retail environment a few years back. If you're talking about your sex life at work, gay or straight, in a manner that would make your grandmother blush, you're being an ass. Merely talking about your significant other(s), gay or straight, however, is not harassment or inappropriate.


Not just limited to retail - but this

I agree, except in the original story on Fox News, there's no mention of the woman talking about her sex life. She was talking about her wedding and new marriage.
Talking about a wedding and then being told that your wedding is wrong and immoral...hmmm...I wonder which party is in the wrong here.

source: Link (new window)


This link made me hate the guy even more.

The kid however, is very awesome for doing what he's doing. The othr kids are in fact kids, and I wouldn't expect less of them to call him a gay wad. He'll make his difference.

 
The Dreaded Rear Admiral 2009-11-20 03:57:42 PM  
I worked at Brookstone as a manager for a few years, so, kick etc.

 
phlegmography 2009-11-20 04:32:38 PM  
I hope they're teaching this kid about "freedom of speech", which I learned about when I was in 5th grade, if not earlier.

Then, he can ask the Brookstone guy how that's working out for him.

 
xander450 2009-11-20 04:41:40 PM  
phlegmography, methinks you're unclear on the term "freedom." No laws against being a jerk to your co-workers, however, it's not protected behavior (i.e. you can be fired for it). That's not limited to your hot-button political issues. Go tell your boss he's an asshole and see what happens. Free speech? Check.

 
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