that stinks

"And a bartender in Paris had fashioned a weapon from his breath. By taking certain herbs he had developed a breath so pestiferous that 'Then standing almost six feet away he breathed on me. Words cannot convey the vertiginous retching horror that enveloped me as I lost consciousness... And for days afterwards I shuddered at the memory of that awesome breath.' And his farts could take out a barroom. So he beats the skunk at his own game but he wasn't as cute as a skunk is. Once Kim found a baby skunk in a field and petted it and decided it was the cutest thing he ever saw."

I guess they didn't smell that coming

Why don't the call the Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis?

So that's what a gub is!

hhhhhh (poppity)

offacue: Why don't the call the Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis?


Even though the smell of it is something quite atrocious?

Follow-up (new window)

He was driving a Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhonda.

"You sir, whenever I look at you, I get an image of curry, and early morning breath that could cut through bank vaults."

you can't fix stupid

Must have been eating kimchee. Worst. Breath. Ever.

Foul Ol' Ron?

Gabby Johnson is right!

Armed ONLY with halitosis?

1. Hold Breath
2. Press alarm button
3. Wait

Didn't Benny Hill have a cowboy character, the Halitosis Kid, who did this?

Ringshadow: Foul Ol' Ron?

Heh...

meth breath, and the reason to rob the bank... meth

zfarkingman: meth breath, and the reason to rob the bank... meth



Meth: The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems!

Ringshadow: Foul Ol' Ron?

Came for Pratchett reference, leaving satisfied.

HopScotchNSoda: Didn't Benny Hill have a cowboy character, the Halitosis Kid, who did this?

Yes to the character, but I was wrong about him being a bandit; he was the hero. See
Benny as the Halitosis Kid

Was trying to find a pic of the old Richie Rich villain "The Onion," but for once my Google-fu failed me.

"In my pocket there's a whole thing of Tic-Tacs. Take as many as you like, please."

/too obscure?

When I was a Kid I had a Dentist with halitosis who would love to sing Opera wile working on you. My parents could not understand why I hated going there....

numbone: So that's what a gub is!

I always thought it was this (new window)

/got the earworm
//rough sex keeps the drive alive

Did you ever know someone whose breath smelled like shiat - literally like a turd was in their mouth? I worked with a guy like that and I could tell if he had recently been in the room I just walked into. I could even follow the trail of his breff-stank down the hall and tell what door he had walked into. It was like someone vomited shiat into a dumpster next to an open septic tank. And he was married.

What's hhhhhhhhhhaaaalitosis?

His diversion worked. All the teller remembered was is bad breath. He brushed his teeth after the robbery and blended into society. And, they missed arresting the real bank robber, the bank's owner, who charged hundreds or thousands of customers $35 bucks a pop that day for going a few bucks over using their debit cards.

duckpoopy: Did you ever know someone whose breath smelled like shiat - literally like a turd was in their mouth? I worked with a guy like that and I could tell if he had recently been in the room I just walked into. I could even follow the trail of his breff-stank down the hall and tell what door he had walked into. It was like someone vomited shiat into a dumpster next to an open septic tank. And he was married.


THERE'S ONE OUT THERE FOR EVERYBODY.