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(YouTube) Amusing Don't you hate it when you're stalled on the parkway because the guy in front of you is just a damn snail?   (youtube.com) divider line 32
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shanrick [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 07:51:33 PM  
Now that's funny.

 
feanturi 2009-11-20 07:54:00 PM  
Now that's douchey.

 
OgreMagi 2009-11-20 08:01:29 PM  
Beep-beep, splat!

Oopsie. Sorry officer, I didn't expect a moron to be crawling on the highway.

 
borg [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 08:02:06 PM  
In California he would have been run over.

 
OgreMagi 2009-11-20 08:10:00 PM  
borg: In California he would have been run over.

Except the cause of death would have been multiple gunshot wounds.

 
BabyDumplings 2009-11-20 08:16:51 PM  
borg: In California he would have been run over.

Except the cause of death would have been multiple gunshot wounds.


And stabbing.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2009-11-20 08:31:33 PM  
That was funny

 
Tyrosine 2009-11-20 08:36:05 PM  
I would get out of my car and beat that guy to death with a bat and feel perfectly justified doing so. I'd bet no jury in North America would convict me either.

 
a4dzac [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 08:38:29 PM  
borg: In California he would have been run over.

In Minnesota, the roads are salted for six months out of the year.

 
TommyymmoT [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-20 08:50:17 PM  
I would punt him into the oncomming lane.
Looking for footage? There, you got some.

 
RatOmeter [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-20 08:52:43 PM  
Old video of an asshole acting like an asshole.

I like it!

 
astrotri 2009-11-20 08:58:48 PM  
a4dzac: borg: In California he would have been run over.

In Minnesota, the roads are salted for six months out of the year.


Thread victory, tis yours!

 
TheMega 2009-11-20 09:03:14 PM  
Couldn't really run him over since you would risk a manslaughter charge.. or even worse, get your insurance rates jacked up. HOWEVER, I personally don't see anything wrong with a close pass and slinging the car door open... acciDENTly.

 
INeedAName 2009-11-20 09:06:10 PM  
A year ago I might have found this funny, but having spent 14months in the DC area (Montgomery county) this would just agitate me.

It's not unusual for people around here to drive 5-10 under the speed limit anyway.

And handle the rain like it's a whiteout blizzard.

 
TrevorValentine 2009-11-20 09:13:43 PM  
Just like Trigger Happy TV

 
AaronSynn 2009-11-20 09:35:32 PM  
I'm sorry, officer, I thought he was a giant mutant snail and a threat to all humanity, can I hose off my grill now?

 
monkey314159 2009-11-20 09:48:36 PM  
I didn't even watch the video. I'm gonna say... Remi?

/He's in France. What are they gonna do? Surrender?

 
Speedbts alt [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 10:32:50 PM  
I don't get this guy. He was the same one doing the pac man stunt and one other I saw on Fark. As far as assholes go, I guess he's creative at least.

 
Twigz221 2009-11-20 11:35:41 PM  
TrevorValentine: Just like Trigger Happy TV

Came here to say this. They did the EXACT same skit. Then again with him pretending to be an old man. I think they did something else too.

I miss that show.

 
syrynxx [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 01:19:57 AM  
Pretty much every video this guy does evokes the reaction "that shiat'll get you killed 'round here".

 
pragmatictwitch 2009-11-21 01:29:09 AM  
Wonder what woulda happened if an emergency vehicle needed to get down that road?

His other stuff is cute, and largely harmless, but this one goes a bit too far. Actually endangers people.

 
Gilligann [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 02:01:11 AM  
Just run over his legs. Then he'll really have to crawl across the road.

 
TommyymmoT [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-21 02:11:00 AM  
syrynxx: Pretty much every video this guy does evokes the reaction "that shiat'll get you killed 'round here".

Seriously. If he did that on the FDR, or Major Deegan in NYC, he'd be testing his swimming skills, assuming (very large assumption) of course, that he didn't end up as a smear on the pavement first.

 
Mr. Potatoass 2009-11-21 03:38:41 AM  
I'm surprised he wasn't sauteed in butter, and eaten.

 
BlameBush 2009-11-21 09:44:49 AM  
That was DOUCHPID or STOUCHY. Take your pick.

 
feanturi 2009-11-21 10:17:59 AM  
syrynxx: Pretty much every video this guy does evokes the reaction "that shiat'll get you killed 'round here".

Well yeah, he's French.

 
mud_shark 2009-11-21 01:00:42 PM  
pragmatictwitch: Wonder what woulda happened if an emergency vehicle needed to get down that road?

Hmmm - lives vs. youtube video. Which do you think is more important to this asshat?

I can think of a number of charges to press against this guy.

His other stuff is cute, and largely harmless, but this one goes a bit too far. Actually endangers people.

I have no idea who he is, but he should be publicly flogged for this stunt.

And all you people who thought it was funny - I bet you're the ones driving 60 in the left lane when the speed limit is 75 and the highway can easily support 90 and you'll be the first ones in a ditch if we get an inch of snow. Go DIAF and if you don't I hope you die in a ditch.

 
monkey314159 2009-11-21 11:11:41 PM  
mud_shark: pragmatictwitch: Wonder what woulda happened if an emergency vehicle needed to get down that road?

Hmmm - lives vs. youtube video. Which do you think is more important to this asshat?

I can think of a number of charges to press against this guy.

His other stuff is cute, and largely harmless, but this one goes a bit too far. Actually endangers people.

I have no idea who he is, but he should be publicly flogged for this stunt.

And all you people who thought it was funny - I bet you're the ones driving 60 in the left lane when the speed limit is 75 and the highway can easily support 90 and you'll be the first ones in a ditch if we get an inch of snow. Go DIAF and if you don't I hope you die in a ditch.


Rage much?

 
myspamhere 2009-11-22 06:00:52 AM  
Was that a prius in full econo mode?

 
Cthulhu_FTW 2009-11-22 10:13:44 PM  
I'm enjoying the road rage in this thread.

 
donnyd 2009-11-23 01:37:08 PM  
I believe this is the same guy that did the real Mario karting in Paris. He is pretty ballsy for a frenchman.

 
rosonowski 2009-11-23 02:10:06 PM  
shanrick: Now that's funny.

feanturi: Now that's douchey.

Covered my thoughts, glad to see it was the first two posts.

/hope I don't get filter pwned.

 
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