Is it just me, or does "vomitoxin" sound like something the villain threatens to poison the reservoir with in a James Bond movie? I can't believe that actually exists.

MaxxLarge: Is it just me, or does "vomitoxin" sound like something the villain threatens to poison the reservoir with in a James Bond movie? I can't believe that actually exists.

It wouldn't be such a threat if the scientists who invented it had named it "puppysnuggles" or "marshmallowcoccus" or some such.

Sounds like something Prescott Pharmaceuticals would make as an alternative to botox.

impaler: Sounds like something Prescott Pharmaceuticals would make as an alternative to botox.

Side effects may include uncontrollable eyebrows, Kerrigan's knee, and spatulence.

"Vomitoxin"? Really?

BKITU: Side effects may include uncontrollable eyebrows, Kerrigan's knee, and spatulence.

I laughed hysterically at this- people are looking at me now. Well played.

MaxxLarge: Is it just me, or does "vomitoxin" sound like something the villain threatens to poison the reservoir with in a James Bond movie? I can't believe that actually exists.

I was thinking more the West-era Batman, but I think we're on the same wavelength.

Ahh, ADM. The company that you are a customer of, whether you actually want to be or not.

What an amaizeing article.

Corn trifecta?

If it's nothing to worry about, why did they name it after the thing I have nightmares about doing in front of the whole class?

BKITU:
It wouldn't be such a threat if the scientists who invented it had named it "puppysnuggles" or "marshmallowcoccus" or some such.

Actually, "marshmallowcoccus" sounds none too enjoyable.

/think I'm out of Mexican viagra

griffin-family-puking.gif

/too lazy to search for it

EscapeMN: If it's nothing to worry about, why did they name it after the thing I have nightmares about doing in front of the whole class?

They didn't name it "inadvertentbonertoxin". Pay attention.

MaxxLarge: Is it just me, or does "vomitoxin" sound like something the villain threatens to poison the reservoir with in a James Bond movie? I can't believe that actually exists.

We remind you to please phrase your question in limerick form.

I'm going to see "Vomitoxin" tonight at the club.

MaxxLarge: Is it just me, or does "vomitoxin" sound like something the villain threatens to poison the reservoir with in a James Bond movie? I can't believe that actually exists.


BLOWfeld.

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ylmh9kz
(copy and paste)

gorgor in a puke thread.

*flees*

Pants full of macaroni!!: griffin-family-puking.gif

/too lazy to search for it

Who wants chowder?

FTFA "eastern U.S. Corn Belt"

/Is that anything like the Belt Onion

ADM is the single greatest threat in the world to health. We (you) are dying because of them. Me, I'm consciously trying very hard not to be killed by ADM, but they have their toxic paws into everything edible - or what they call edible.

This is a livestock disease. It only makes the moo cows vomit. I work in crop insurance and these sort of things happen. Alflatoxin is more common in corn, though. Vomitoxin is only one thing that can lower prices. Smut is another.

chopit: EscapeMN: If it's nothing to worry about, why did they name it after the thing I have nightmares about doing in front of the whole class?

They didn't name it "inadvertentbonertoxin". Pay attention.

That would only happen during church. During the communion procession.

conductormtm: Vomitoxin is only one thing that can lower prices. Smut is another.

LOLWUT?

radioman_: ADM is the single greatest threat in the world to health. We (you) are dying because of them. Me, I'm consciously trying very hard not to be killed by ADM, but they have their toxic paws into everything edible - or what they call edible.

Not that I don't think ADM is an enormous, evil corporation, but:



/oh so hot

dugitman: conductormtm: Vomitoxin is only one thing that can lower prices. Smut is another.

LOLWUT?

Not as much fun as it sounds:

You don't even what to know what is going to be making my beet soup creamier this Thanksgiving!

Revenge on offensive in-laws. I has it!

The year before was fiddlehead soup.

The year before that was garden rocket soup.

Next year it's a toss-up between flooted pumpkin, cream of sum young gui, and, sierra leone bologi soup.

If you have in-laws who have a problem with you - be careful who spoons up your dish if you know what I'm mean.

airsupport: We remind you to please phrase your question in limerick form.

I'm sorry. I have been falling down as of late.

Ahem:

"A fresh vomitoxin supply!
Start kissing your breakfast good-bye!"
"You dastardly kook.
Expect me to puke?"
"No, Bond. I expect you to DIE!"

They're talking about dent corn here, not sweet corn.

The only risk to humans is that livestock animals will each the contaminated feed and get so sick they have to be put down, which could raise the price of meats.

MaxxLarge: Is it just me, or does "vomitoxin" sound like something the villain threatens to poison the reservoir with in a James Bond movie? I can't believe that actually exists.

Pretty much my thought, word-for-word, followed by "I can't believe how cool it is that some scientist actually named it that."

BKITU: MaxxLarge: Is it just me, or does "vomitoxin" sound like something the villain threatens to poison the reservoir with in a James Bond movie? I can't believe that actually exists.

It wouldn't be such a threat if the scientists who invented it had named it "puppysnuggles" or "marshmallowcoccus" or some such.

marshmallowcoccus...I snerked.

Also, if a giant chemical/agribusiness conglomerate tells us it's safe, I believe them...don't you?

huitlacoche?

/hot like fungal infection

radioman_: ADM is the single greatest threat in the world to health. We (you) are dying because of them. Me, I'm consciously trying very hard not to be killed by ADM, but they have their toxic paws into everything edible - or what they call edible.

Save some of that vegan rage for Monsanto.

/If I had one wish, it would be to have the "Round-Up Ready" gene viably inserted into every weed species genome

ADM, Monsanto, etxc. Can all bite my arse. Especially the pols that are blowing them to get their "cut"

/How is your cancer and diabetes rate US?

Vomitoxin?

Corn Smut Thread!

poot_rootbeer: They're talking about dent corn here, not sweet corn.

The only risk to humans is that livestock animals will each the contaminated feed and get so sick they have to be put down, which could raise the price of meats.

This. This fall has just sucked from all angles.

/farmer. I hate fall.

MaxxLarge: airsupport: We remind you to please phrase your question in limerick form.

I'm sorry. I have been falling down as of late.

Ahem:

"A fresh vomitoxin supply!
Start kissing your breakfast good-bye!"
"You dastardly kook.
Expect me to puke?"
"No, Bond. I expect you to DIE!"



This is amazing.

bringing you the best... in everything.



hot like chowdah

thshrgiraffe: huitlacoche

In other news, mushrooms are tasty.

/ Where can I get huitlacoche in the UK?

The words corn chowder immediately bring this sketch to my mind.

Link (new window)

MaxxLarge: airsupport: We remind you to please phrase your question in limerick form.

I'm sorry. I have been falling down as of late.

Ahem:

"A fresh vomitoxin supply!
Start kissing your breakfast good-bye!"
"You dastardly kook.
Expect me to puke?"
"No, Bond. I expect you to DIE!"


And that is why you are the man.

This makes me remember the vomlette from jackass

/gag

Band name.

I'm glad people know the difference between corn smut and vomitoxin.

And sileage corn/sweet corn.


I'm proud of you fark.

Vomitoxin. Well sure. Anybody that has ever been near their plant in Decatur, Illinois would understand the vomit part of it completely.

Galactic_Empanada Quote 2009-11-20 04:59:49 PM
I'm glad people know the difference between corn smut and vomitoxin.

And sileage corn/sweet corn.


I'm proud of you fark.

And you have to detassle Illini Supersweet. Worst job EVER.

SweetDickens: ADM, Monsanto, etxc. Can all bite my arse. Especially the pols that are blowing them to get their "cut"

/How is your cancer and diabetes rate US?

Uhm... this is the fault of ADM? Are you sure it's not a cultural issue, ie: Americans eat too much?

//My causation/correlation differentiation, let me show you it.