I see alot of potential with a town known as Cockermouth.

"So has she talked yet?"
"No, she's Cockermouth"

Repeat, but a much much better headline.

Sister disease to hoofinmouth?

Excellent work with the headline!

mods, seriously?

/hardly knew her. again

Sounds like it could be the beginning of a dirty limerick:

I once knew a girl from Cockermouth...

At the tone, the time will be 26 railroad.

hey tommy, quite playing with your dinghy

Penis.

I heard they were quite surprised by the 12" they got last night.
That's a lot of rain.

/12"
//Cockermouth

LeroyB: Sounds like it could be the beginning of a dirty limerick:

I once knew a girl from Cockermouth...

This sounds like a job for Maxx Large

So, do the residents of Cockermouth fish in Suck River?

Hundreds rescued from flooding in England, Ireland

Wow, I did not know there was an England, Ireland.

You Cockermouth, you brought her.

I can't help it, I snicker every time I see "Cumbria". Come on! That's hilarious.

Isn't Cockermouth and Cumbria a proggy sci-fi band known for elaborate concept albums?

geniusiknowit: Penis.

I see this has been covered.

GeekTheMighty: I can't help it, I snicker every time I see "Cumbria". Come on! That's hilarious.

You must piss yourself laughing every time you see Cumbernauld, then

Huh-huh-huh. "Cockermouth".

/cumbria

What a song called Cockermouth might look like, if sung by the greatest post-punk band in the history of the universe, and performed by standins wearing masks of them.

It's clear they should have swallowed.

Residents of Cockermouth are rescued from their homes by dinghys on Friday after heavy rain caused flooding in Cumbria

Flooded dinghys invade cockermouth. Cumbria?

FTFY.

DreamyAltarBoy: That's a lot of rain.

Warm rain?

Someone hit a herd of water buffaloes with their car nearby?


/I don't shower much

Ever been to Cockermouth?.

I once spent a happy week in Cockermouth on a school trip. Also weathergirl Louise Lear said "Cockermouth" twice on the news tonight. This pleased me.

SuperCatBarf: Excellent work with the headline!

It's the picture caption from the article, verbatim.

KingKauff: LeroyB: Sounds like it could be the beginning of a dirty limerick:

I once knew a girl from Cockermouth...

This sounds like a job for Maxx Large

How about a lesser-talented stand-in for now 'til he gets here?

I once knew a girl from Cockermouth...
Hemisphere? Northern, not east or south.
With a speech impediment,
her home mired in sediment,
she hollered, "Oh, pleathe thave my houth!"

loathable cockroach: GeekTheMighty: I can't help it, I snicker every time I see "Cumbria". Come on! That's hilarious.

You must piss yourself laughing every time you see Cumbernauld, then

Hell no. Not nearly as funny.


/Cumbernauld sounds like "Hey Arnold" rule 34.
//yes, that does exist
///for bob's sake man, don't look it up!

Thank goodness someone pulled them out of there. But hopefully they waited long enough. Nothing messier than an early Cockermouth pull-out.

I hear they have an intense rivalry with the town of Cockgobbler.

Or the classic:

"I went on a date in the Lake District."

"Cockermouth?"

"No, I hardly know her."

if you all bothered to read past the caption/headline, you'd know that the flooding was caused by the River Suck.

I hear they have excellent "duck sausage" there

It was nothing like that, penis breath!

I don't get it.
Cockermouth? Cockermouth? . . .oh...
Cock-IN-her mouth!
That's just nasty.
I mean, who would put their cock in a ladies mouth?

I was listening to this story on the news this morning and when I heard the name of the town I thought to myself: "This is going to be on Fark today," and sure enough, here it is.

tinyarena: I mean, who would put their cock in a ladies mouth?

yeah, she might choke on the feathers

What is it with the whole british mindset on names thing here. The article states that the "Suck river was over it's banks". Cockermouth, Suck, I mean come one now. No wonder we went rogue in 1776.........

520spectre: What is it with the whole british mindset on names thing here. The article states that the "Suck river was over it's banks". Cockermouth, Suck, I mean come one now. No wonder we went rogue in 1776.........

let's not forget spotted dick

gorgor: Shut yer Cockholster and get in the boat!

Gorgor...new material, please! Two days in a row isn't quote as cool :)

Rescuers received muffled words of thanks from the townspeople...

A girl from cockermouth did say
that it seemed pretty wet on that day
dinghys went out and in
'till it flooded, but then
for a Cumbrian, that's just their way.

ne2d: SuperCatBarf: Excellent work with the headline!

It's the picture caption from the article, verbatim.

Who said subby had to be clever

tinyarena: I don't get it.
Cockermouth? Cockermouth? . . .oh...
Cock-IN-her mouth!
That's just nasty.
I mean, who would put their cock in a ladies mouth?

apparently not you, since you have such a tinyarena

Highroller48: Rescuers received muffled words of thanks from the townspeoplewomen...

FTFY

Bourbon Troubadour: 520spectre: What is it with the whole british mindset on names thing here. The article states that the "Suck river was over it's banks". Cockermouth, Suck, I mean come one now. No wonder we went rogue in 1776.........

let's not forget spotted dick

You can get a cream for that y'know.

/custard works with spotted dick too.

So... does the US want another bridge?