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- Sorry, another movie reference.

OHHH God! Her face could cut glass!

So, she's important because Jude Law slept with her... and now that she isn't sleeping with Jude Law, we're supposed to read her book about how she should continue to be famous because Jude Law used to sleep with her?

I think she's overestimating the number of people who know who Jude Law is, never mind actually care about him in any way, shape or form.

Chris Rock knows what I'm talkin' bout, Willis.

Treygreen13: So, she's important because Jude Law slept with her... and now that she isn't sleeping with Jude Law, we're supposed to read her book about how she should continue to be famous because Jude Law used to sleep with her?

But she's the latest and the greatest of them all.

amindtat: Treygreen13: So, she's important because Jude Law slept with her... and now that she isn't sleeping with Jude Law, we're supposed to read her book about how she should continue to be famous because Jude Law used to sleep with her?

But she's the latest and the greatest of them all.

No. Shes his long ago ex wife and was a tad famous before he was dicking her. Yall are so right though, who the hell cares about either one of them? I dont need a personal confirmation from the Frost that her Phil Collins looking ex-hub does indeed have a pocket sized pecker. I mean you can tell just by looking at his skinny, wimpy ass. Though Im sure he could feel that this book coming in the air of night. Oh lord.

I do laugh my ass off every time I see a picture of that UGLY broad he knocked up recently. Woooooo he must have been piss drunk to nail that Benjamin Buttons looking chick. Shes got old face and a big fat ass ha ha ha

lehmac: amindtat: Treygreen13: So, she's important because Jude Law slept with her... and now that she isn't sleeping with Jude Law, we're supposed to read her book about how she should continue to be famous because Jude Law used to sleep with her?

But she's the latest and the greatest of them all.

No. Shes his long ago ex wife and was a tad famous before he was dicking her. Yall are so right though, who the hell cares about either one of them? I dont need a personal confirmation from the Frost that her Phil Collins looking ex-hub does indeed have a pocket sized pecker. I mean you can tell just by looking at his skinny, wimpy ass. Though Im sure he could feel that this book coming in the air of night. Oh lord.

I do laugh my ass off every time I see a picture of that UGLY broad he knocked up recently. Woooooo he must have been piss drunk to nail that Benjamin Buttons looking chick. Shes got old face and a big fat ass ha ha ha

I can't think of anything she did besides play a teenage slut in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Damn it, T.rex, you made me laugh for no reason and now I'm going to Hell.

Anne Frank's last diary entry: "It's my birthday and dad bought me a drum kit."

Jakevol2: Anne Frank's last diary entry: "It's my birthday and dad bought me a drum kit."

Rumor has it that Anne Frank would shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.

Treygreen13: So, she's important because Jude Law slept with her... and now that she isn't sleeping with Jude Law, we're supposed to read her book about how she should continue to be famous because Jude Law used to sleep with her?

Wait, wait, wait... Jude Law sleeps with women???

kmp1331: Jakevol2: Anne Frank's last diary entry: "It's my birthday and dad bought me a drum kit."

Rumor has it that Anne Frank would shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.

Ferget the new keyboard I am sending you the doctor's bill for the hernia I got from laughing so hard.

Come on. Admit it. All the rest of you are just like me.
When Jude eats his PB&J sandwich, does he prefer to bite into it with the jam on top or on the bottom.

/inquiring minds

Treygreen13: lehmac: Treygreen13:

I can't think of anything she did besides play a teenage slut in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

ha! didnt realize that was her!
I know her dad was a trendy artist in his time. Some Psychedelic painter. blah

slutty vampires...love it. Why are vampires always so damn horny?

lehmac: Treygreen13: lehmac: Treygreen13:

I can't think of anything she did besides play a teenage slut in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

ha! didnt realize that was her!
I know her dad was a trendy artist in his time. Some Psychedelic painter. blah

slutty vampires...love it. Why are vampires always so damn horny?

Have they always been horny and good looking? I mean, if you read a 200+ year old book about vampires are they like that? Or is that a recent phenom made up by Hollywood?

Tissot: lehmac: Treygreen13: lehmac: Treygreen13:

I can't think of anything she did besides play a teenage slut in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

ha! didnt realize that was her!
I know her dad was a trendy artist in his time. Some Psychedelic painter. blah

slutty vampires...love it. Why are vampires always so damn horny?

Have they always been horny and good looking? I mean, if you read a 200+ year old book about vampires are they like that? Or is that a recent phenom made up by Hollywood?

Well, Vampirism has nearly always (well, except for Vlad the Impaler, who was just a total badass) evoked the imagery of sex.

However, being little sparkly emo-fairies instead of badass evil dudes is sort of a Buffy the Vampire Television Show-esque concept.

Treygreen13: Tissot: lehmac: Treygreen13: lehmac: Treygreen13:

I can't think of anything she did besides play a teenage slut in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

ha! didnt realize that was her!
I know her dad was a trendy artist in his time. Some Psychedelic painter. blah

slutty vampires...love it. Why are vampires always so damn horny?

Have they always been horny and good looking? I mean, if you read a 200+ year old book about vampires are they like that? Or is that a recent phenom made up by Hollywood?

Well, Vampirism has nearly always (well, except for Vlad the Impaler, who was just a total badass) evoked the imagery of sex.

However, being little sparkly emo-fairies instead of badass evil dudes is sort of a Buffy the Vampire Television Show-esque concept.

errr, not so much, the Vamps in BTVS were not cuddly in any way.

Jakevol2: Treygreen13: Tissot: lehmac: Treygreen13: lehmac: Treygreen13:

I can't think of anything she did besides play a teenage slut in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

ha! didnt realize that was her!
I know her dad was a trendy artist in his time. Some Psychedelic painter. blah

slutty vampires...love it. Why are vampires always so damn horny?

Have they always been horny and good looking? I mean, if you read a 200+ year old book about vampires are they like that? Or is that a recent phenom made up by Hollywood?

Well, Vampirism has nearly always (well, except for Vlad the Impaler, who was just a total badass) evoked the imagery of sex.

However, being little sparkly emo-fairies instead of badass evil dudes is sort of a Buffy the Vampire Television Show-esque concept.

errr, not so much, the Vamps in BTVS were not cuddly in any way.

The TV show? Did you forget the part where she falls in love with a vampire named "Angel" complete with morning wake up snuggles and their very own "Love Theme Song"?

Jakevol2: Treygreen13: Tissot: lehmac: Treygreen13: lehmac: Treygreen13:

I can't think of anything she did besides play a teenage slut in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

ha! didnt realize that was her!
I know her dad was a trendy artist in his time. Some Psychedelic painter. blah

slutty vampires...love it. Why are vampires always so damn horny?

Have they always been horny and good looking? I mean, if you read a 200+ year old book about vampires are they like that? Or is that a recent phenom made up by Hollywood?

Well, Vampirism has nearly always (well, except for Vlad the Impaler, who was just a total badass) evoked the imagery of sex.

However, being little sparkly emo-fairies instead of badass evil dudes is sort of a Buffy the Vampire Television Show-esque concept.

errr, not so much, the Vamps in BTVS were not cuddly in any way.

To be honest I never could get into reading vampire books. I remember when Interview came out and really I just saw it because Tom Cruise was still considered attractive. However I couldnt think dirty thoughts about him as that character because I imagined him to have cold skin....you know what I mean? Like Ive never wanted to hump an ice cube before. lol

There is always a connection between death and sex I guess? It can create life or end your life. Danger is made to seem sexy... A Janes Addiction song pops into my mind. "sex is violence"

Twilight will never be viewed by my precious eyeballs.

Treygreen13: Jakevol2: Treygreen13: Tissot: lehmac: Treygreen13: lehmac: Treygreen13:

I can't think of anything she did besides play a teenage slut in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

ha! didnt realize that was her!
I know her dad was a trendy artist in his time. Some Psychedelic painter. blah

slutty vampires...love it. Why are vampires always so damn horny?

Have they always been horny and good looking? I mean, if you read a 200+ year old book about vampires are they like that? Or is that a recent phenom made up by Hollywood?

Well, Vampirism has nearly always (well, except for Vlad the Impaler, who was just a total badass) evoked the imagery of sex.

However, being little sparkly emo-fairies instead of badass evil dudes is sort of a Buffy the Vampire Television Show-esque concept.

errr, not so much, the Vamps in BTVS were not cuddly in any way.

The TV show? Did you forget the part where she falls in love with a vampire named "Angel" complete with morning wake up snuggles and their very own "Love Theme Song"?

did you forget when Angel lost his soul, terrorized Buffy, her friends, her mom and killed Jenny Calender in a very brutal way? Did you forget that Spike attempted to rape Buffy? Even the good vampires could do some scary horrible things.

Jakevol2: Treygreen13: Jakevol2: Treygreen13: Tissot: lehmac: Treygreen13: lehmac: Treygreen13:

I can't think of anything she did besides play a teenage slut in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

ha! didnt realize that was her!
I know her dad was a trendy artist in his time. Some Psychedelic painter. blah

slutty vampires...love it. Why are vampires always so damn horny?

Have they always been horny and good looking? I mean, if you read a 200+ year old book about vampires are they like that? Or is that a recent phenom made up by Hollywood?

Well, Vampirism has nearly always (well, except for Vlad the Impaler, who was just a total badass) evoked the imagery of sex.

However, being little sparkly emo-fairies instead of badass evil dudes is sort of a Buffy the Vampire Television Show-esque concept.

errr, not so much, the Vamps in BTVS were not cuddly in any way.

The TV show? Did you forget the part where she falls in love with a vampire named "Angel" complete with morning wake up snuggles and their very own "Love Theme Song"?

did you forget when Angel lost his soul, terrorized Buffy, her friends, her mom and killed Jenny Calender in a very brutal way? Did you forget that Spike attempted to rape Buffy? Even the good vampires could do some scary horrible things.

It doesn't change the fact that for a while, he was a little sweet loving boyfriend giving the One Slayer of his kind butterfly kisses, instead of being a monstrous killing machine.

...and then the spinoff, but lets not get into that.

Treygreen13: Jakevol2: Treygreen13: Jakevol2: Treygreen13: Tissot: lehmac: Treygreen13: lehmac: Treygreen13:

I can't think of anything she did besides play a teenage slut in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

ha! didnt realize that was her!
I know her dad was a trendy artist in his time. Some Psychedelic painter. blah

slutty vampires...love it. Why are vampires always so damn horny?

Have they always been horny and good looking? I mean, if you read a 200+ year old book about vampires are they like that? Or is that a recent phenom made up by Hollywood?

Well, Vampirism has nearly always (well, except for Vlad the Impaler, who was just a total badass) evoked the imagery of sex.

However, being little sparkly emo-fairies instead of badass evil dudes is sort of a Buffy the Vampire Television Show-esque concept.

errr, not so much, the Vamps in BTVS were not cuddly in any way.

The TV show? Did you forget the part where she falls in love with a vampire named "Angel" complete with morning wake up snuggles and their very own "Love Theme Song"?

did you forget when Angel lost his soul, terrorized Buffy, her friends, her mom and killed Jenny Calender in a very brutal way? Did you forget that Spike attempted to rape Buffy? Even the good vampires could do some scary horrible things.

It doesn't change the fact that for a while, he was a little sweet loving boyfriend giving the One Slayer of his kind butterfly kisses, instead of being a monstrous killing machine.

...and then the spinoff, but lets not get into that.

but still Angel was a far cry from farking Tom Cullen.

Yeah I did not watch Buffy at all.....
Seriously though, how much to you love the fact that Jude Law and Frosty are so vanilla we ended up talking about vampires? LMAO

Her book will do just swell! or maybe not

No. Vampires have not always been about sex at all.

Prior to Hollywood, almost every folklore had some form of Vampire/Vampire-like creature. Without exception, they were basically nasty corpse-looking things. And they fed in a variety of ways.

Even in Bram Stoker's Dracula novel, the count is described as pretty nasty looking.

In one Asian country (don't remember which one) the vampires would hide in trees, naked, and just drop down on people, sitting on their faces and chomping on their torsos.

Then they would lie on the ground like bloated ticks.

The attractive/horny vampire is a Hollywood invention.

AaronSynn: No. Vampires have not always been about sex at all.

Prior to Hollywood, almost every folklore had some form of Vampire/Vampire-like creature. Without exception, they were basically nasty corpse-looking things. And they fed in a variety of ways.

Even in Bram Stoker's Dracula novel, the count is described as pretty nasty looking.

In one Asian country (don't remember which one) the vampires would hide in trees, naked, and just drop down on people, sitting on their faces and chomping on their torsos.

Then they would lie on the ground like bloated ticks.

The attractive/horny vampire is a Hollywood invention.

I didn't say all vampires were attractive sexy men. I said that vampires evoke imagery of sex.

I imagine Heinrich August Ossenfelder would be upset to believe that Hollywood invented erotic vampirism.

brap

Everything?!?!

Get the recipe ARSE!

- Sorry, another movie reference.

I'd call you a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

AaronSynn

No. Vampires have not always been about sex at all.

Prior to Hollywood, almost every folklore had some form of Vampire/Vampire-like creature. Without exception, they were basically nasty corpse-looking things. And they fed in a variety of ways.

Even in Bram Stoker's Dracula novel, the count is described as pretty nasty looking.

In one Asian country (don't remember which one) the vampires would hide in trees, naked, and just drop down on people, sitting on their faces and chomping on their torsos.

Then they would lie on the ground like bloated ticks.

The attractive/horny vampire is a Hollywood invention.

I'd say the attractive vampire started with the book Carmilla.

/Also the start of the lesbian vampire.

I come into this thread for hot Jude Law pics and I get Anne Frank jokes and the evolution of Twilight. WTF is wrong with you people?

/I love you

?Woody, at this point in the thread should we tell people what movie we're referring to?"



"No."

kmp1331: Jakevol2: Anne Frank's last diary entry: "It's my birthday and dad bought me a drum kit."

Rumor has it that Anne Frank would shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.

Still not getting old. I love it.

i dont really give a rats ass about jude law. sry jude.