Deputies charged Giesbers with burglary, theft, criminal trespass and possession of illegal fireworks.

It's nice to know he has more than one hobby.

Sybarite: Deputies charged Giesbers with burglary, theft, criminal trespass and possession of illegal fireworks.

It's nice to know he has more than one hobby.

"Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas... eh, make it two."

eddie izzard really let himself go

ne2d: "Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas... eh, make it two."

I don't know what you had in mind for tonight, but you can count me out.

GAAAAAAAAA!

Larry David, I don't know who you are.

After searching the house, Deputies charged Giesbers with burglary, theft, criminal trespass and possession of illegal fireworks.

I don't know what you have planned for tonight Homer, but count me out.

I see I am late for the obvious post.

Is he a sweet transvestite?.

/Can't be obscure

the pic was about what I was thinking he would look like.

What the hell is going on with his right ear?

Randyyyyyyy.

Pretty sure it's Vince

and possession of illegal fireworks

Something about the dude's face reminds me of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

lordargent: Larry David, I don't know who you are.

Um... Dave's not here, man.

What I want to know is, did she wear the bra and panties afterwards?

She needs to count her blessings it wasn't her husband of 15 years......been there...done that....

GAH!

ace466: Pretty sure it's Vince

All I can say is Sham? Wow!

Meth, it's not just for breakfast anymore...

Sing to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"

Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

The ever elusive step 2.

How he got into her underwear I'll never know.

That was a special class of ugly. I had to close the page and skip the article.

elev8meL8r: Something about the dude's face reminds me of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

Too funny... very observant

But was she hot?

Seeing that picture makes me want to take my eyeballs out and give them a thorough cleaning in a golf ball washer.

dobedobeDUE: Meth, it's not just for breakfast anymore...

Sometimes drug humor is still funny.

Well, this appears to be a very complex case so I can see why the alleged perp needs another month to decide his plea.

Probably is spending that month in the shower...that pic indicates he needs about a 30-day shower.

...He's like the male equivalent of Strip Yahtzee lady from yesterday.

I was going to come in here & snark that he's not really all that strange looking. Then I RTFA... He's farking weird

This story would have been much stranger had she woken up wearing his underwear.

/The perp appears to be the love child of Johnny Knox and Robbie Robertson.

He look familiar . . .

Approves

I wonder why he was wearing her thong backwards though...

Pics or it didn't happen.

Better picture?

That's about right.

"Excuse me sir... it appears you fell asleep on a piece of chocolate... it's there, yes... stuck to your ear."

FTFArticle'sComments:

he was a nice guy...good with children....kept to himself, never saw him outside much, likes long walks on the beach, cozy comfy cuddling on a dark rainy day with a good book and a movie in front of a fire, sometimes with another person or his cats and "special" dog.......into tai-bow, chick flicks and jogging...enjoys gardening and cooking and canning. looking for an athletic type, at least 6'1', into meth, 420 friendly sub. friends first? coffee? if your looking for a FWB keep looking!

DO NOT WANT

What said items may look like.

Cryptic Farker: Sing to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"

Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

that, my friend, is hilarious!

NSFW? (new window)

Approves... obviously.

As opposed to the normal guy who wears her bra and panties?

As soon as I opened the link and saw this...



..."dude's" face, I started hearing the article in my head in this...



dude's voice.


/anyone else?

Cryptic Farker: Sing to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"

Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

/applause

just_another_farker: Cryptic Farker: Sing to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"

Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

/applause

Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio