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(Cinematical) Spiffy Sean Connery to come out of retirement for some beaver. Alex Trebek's mother unavailable for comment   (cinematical.com) divider line 52
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KingKauff 2009-11-20 09:38:15 AM  
Moo

 
IdBeCrazyIf [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 09:42:41 AM  
I'll take the rapists

 
Circus Midget 2009-11-20 09:45:52 AM  
Have you finally invented the anal bum cover, Sean?

 
lithappens 2009-11-20 09:47:46 AM  
Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?

 
Guyv 2009-11-20 09:52:11 AM  
You think you're pretty smart, don't you, Trebek? What with your Diego mustache and your greasy hair!

 
KelvinTheClown 2009-11-20 10:00:28 AM  
DAGO moustache, goddammit!

 
Gunbuster718 2009-11-20 10:00:40 AM  
BUCKFUTTER!

 
PizzaJedi81 2009-11-20 10:01:18 AM  
Guyv: You think you're pretty smart, don't you, Trebek? What with your Diego mustache and your greasy hair!

Actually, it's "dago (new window)," as in a slur against dirty EYE-talians.

The more you know!

 
KingKauff 2009-11-20 10:03:46 AM  
Jap Anus Relations, anyone?

 
jaggspb 2009-11-20 10:03:53 AM  
Anal bum covers for $400

 
King Something 2009-11-20 10:07:02 AM  
DOLLY PARTON!

 
SKKorling 2009-11-20 10:08:14 AM  
Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo twice.

 
Billzebub 2009-11-20 10:09:40 AM  
This is going to be the best thread of the day.

Also:

"Febtober"

 
The_Y2P_Problem 2009-11-20 10:30:34 AM  
I'll take the Penis Mightier for $200!

 
Pucca 2009-11-20 10:30:39 AM  
It's a friken hammer!

 
DoBeDoBeDo 2009-11-20 10:31:29 AM  
V
Suck it Trebeck

 
DoBeDoBeDo 2009-11-20 10:32:06 AM  
Crap I knew I should have previewed the spacing on that :(

 
SpaceLord 2009-11-20 10:35:36 AM  
I'll play your game, you rogue!

 
bstud 2009-11-20 10:46:27 AM  
Trebek, what's the difference between your mother and a chicken?

I forget the rest but your mother's a whore!

 
movieman_1979 2009-11-20 10:57:10 AM  
Shirley Bassey is singing a song for this movie called "Guardian of the Highlands"? And the film features Sean Connery?

Huh, didn't realize we were witnessing the tale of Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramirez...

 
Bith Set Me Up 2009-11-20 11:01:19 AM  
Shurprishe me, you filthy bashtard!

 
Sin_City_Superhero 2009-11-20 11:05:33 AM  

 
Guyv 2009-11-20 11:10:16 AM  
PizzaJedi81: Guyv: You think you're pretty smart, don't you, Trebek? What with your Diego mustache and your greasy hair!

Actually, it's "dago (new window)," as in a slur against dirty EYE-talians.

The more you know!


Not that I disagree, but interestingly enough I saw that episode a few weeks back and the CC had it as diego. So fail all over.

 
Elroyone 2009-11-20 11:12:37 AM  
BSTUD
Trebek, what's the difference between your mother and a chicken?

I forget the rest but your mother's a whore!


By far my favorite quote.

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2009-11-20 11:13:40 AM  
Elroyone: BSTUD
Trebek, what's the difference between your mother and a chicken?

I forget the rest but your mother's a whore!

By far my favorite quote.



Too bad it's wrong... it's duck, not chicken.

/this post brought to you by the fark accuracy nazi advisory council

 
bottsicus 2009-11-20 11:14:42 AM  
Wait, wait wait...
You're selling penis mightiers?

 
acaciaavenue 2009-11-20 11:14:44 AM  
Billzebub: This is going to be the best thread of the day.

Also:

"Febtober"


I prefer "Febtohbah" in Connery accent.

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2009-11-20 11:14:57 AM  
Also it's...

"What's the difference between your mother and a Mallard with a cold?

One's a sick duck... I forget the rest but your mother's a whore"

 
Elroyone 2009-11-20 11:15:19 AM  
PizzaJedi81: Guyv: You think you're pretty smart, don't you, Trebek? What with your Diego mustache and your greasy hair!

Actually, it's "dago (new window)," as in a slur against dirty EYE-talians.

The more you know!

Not that I disagree, but interestingly enough I saw that episode a few weeks back and the CC had it as diego. So fail all over.


I hope you're being sarcastic, because CC is about as infallible as the Pope.

 
Pants_Optional 2009-11-20 11:15:41 AM  
I'll take swords.

 
PizzaJedi81 2009-11-20 11:15:51 AM  
Elroyone: PizzaJedi81: Guyv: You think you're pretty smart, don't you, Trebek? What with your Diego mustache and your greasy hair!

Actually, it's "dago (new window)," as in a slur against dirty EYE-talians.

The more you know!

Not that I disagree, but interestingly enough I saw that episode a few weeks back and the CC had it as diego. So fail all over.

I hope you're being sarcastic, because CC is about as infallible as the Pope.


And with 100% fewer cool hats!

 
Ensign Expendable 2009-11-20 11:16:25 AM  
Elroyone: BSTUD
Trebek, what's the difference between your mother and a chicken?

I forget the rest but your mother's a whore!

By far my favorite quote.


FAIL.

"What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck. I forget how the rest of it goes, but your mother's a whore."

 
Sheriff McLawdog 2009-11-20 11:27:36 AM  
I'll take, uh... give me, uh... "Famous Chinamen" for $200

 
Elroyone 2009-11-20 11:33:12 AM  
I've always been guilty of remembering the punch line and not the setup :(

 
Guyv 2009-11-20 11:38:21 AM  
Elroyone: PizzaJedi81: Guyv: You think you're pretty smart, don't you, Trebek? What with your Diego mustache and your greasy hair!

Actually, it's "dago (new window)," as in a slur against dirty EYE-talians.

The more you know!

Not that I disagree, but interestingly enough I saw that episode a few weeks back and the CC had it as diego. So fail all over.

I hope you're being sarcastic, because CC is about as infallible as the Pope.


That was kind of the point of fail all over.

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 11:41:26 AM  
Victory is mine Trebeck!

 
Circus Midget 2009-11-20 11:43:41 AM  
fresnobeehive.com

Are you guys selling penis mightiers?

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 11:45:35 AM  
"No, Mr. Connery, it's not in the Rs."

"Not in the arse? That's not what your mother said last night."

 
MysticSavage 2009-11-20 12:01:37 PM  
"I noticed you were having a little trouble sitting down at the break...what's wrong, sweetie, did you have a date last night?"

 
thunderbird8804 2009-11-20 12:03:23 PM  
i280.photobucket.com

i280.photobucket.com

/"Only on account of villainy!"

 
KingKauff 2009-11-20 12:55:43 PM  
I forgot all about "Famous Whore Semen"

 
jaggspb 2009-11-20 01:21:56 PM  
how about "ape tit" for $200?

 
Tyrone Biggums 2009-11-20 02:11:56 PM  
SKKorling: Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo twice.

That's foreign flicks, Mr. Connery.

 
ArmasFM 2009-11-20 02:13:27 PM  
It's a man with a mustache!

//No Mr. Connery, I'm not the object.

 
somedude210 [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 02:58:45 PM  
The All-Powerful Atheismo: Elroyone: BSTUD
Trebek, what's the difference between your mother and a chicken?

I forget the rest but your mother's a whore!

By far my favorite quote.


Too bad it's wrong... it's duck, not chicken.

/this post brought to you by the fark accuracy nazi advisory council


wrong its:

"What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cough?

One's a sick duck....I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore!"

\favorite quote from that whole thing

 
gunther_bumpass 2009-11-20 03:56:52 PM  
threeve

 
MysticSavage 2009-11-20 05:09:35 PM  
Craven Moorehead!!

 
06Wahoo 2009-11-20 06:10:40 PM  
Pants_Optional: I'll take swords.

Saber!

/It begins with a bloody S.

 
ilovelucky 2009-11-20 06:10:53 PM  
I thought of some more foreign ladies I've snogged.

 
Nem Wan 2009-11-20 08:45:20 PM  
Last seen in 2003:
ecx.images-amazon.com

Last heard in 2005:
ecx.images-amazon.com
/skipped the movie, liked the video game.

 
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