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(Yahoo) Sad Top S. Korean model found hanged in her Paris apartment. Police are unable to determine a time of death, because, as a model, she's looked like a corpse for some years now   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 92
More: Sad, Paris, deaths, French police, Paris apartment, Organization for Economic Cooperation, Cooperation and Development, Seoul, South Korean  

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DslainteC [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-20 09:12:41 AM  
Hanging yourself in Paris is better than throwing yourself into the river. She may have been depressed but she wasn't in Seine.

 
thepostess [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 09:44:16 AM  
+1 subby, I lol'd

 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 09:45:15 AM  
www.scifi.co.uk

/ lolwut

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 10:18:18 AM  
For the curious

i.models.com

 
ObscureNameHere 2009-11-20 10:25:45 AM  
Sybarite: For the curious

From the looks of those eyes, I think she died of Ebola.

 
grinderman 2009-11-20 10:26:29 AM  
She sounds flat.

 
thatguyfred 2009-11-20 10:26:41 AM  
Was it a wire hanger?

 
numbone 2009-11-20 10:27:03 AM  
Bone up on the facts and give use the real skinny on this case.

 
LessO2 2009-11-20 10:27:21 AM  
grinderman: She sounds flat.

Don't you mean frat?

 
boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 10:28:20 AM  
Meanwhile, the top N. Korean model happily sits in safe government housing stroking his penis.

 
elfletcho 2009-11-20 10:28:22 AM  
shouldn't that be "hung"?

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 10:28:23 AM  
ObscureNameHere: Sybarite: For the curious

From the looks of those eyes, I think she died of Ebola.


Zombies.

 
whooter [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 10:29:39 AM  
DslainteC: Hanging yourself in Paris is better than throwing yourself into the river. She may have been depressed but she wasn't in Seine.

Done in one! Bravo!

 
DJ_Swammi 2009-11-20 10:29:46 AM  
elfletcho: shouldn't that be "hung"?

Not unless she's a he.

 
Psycoholic_Slag 2009-11-20 10:30:08 AM  
Sybarite: For the curious

Ladyboy?

Do not want.

 
Head_Shot [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 10:30:40 AM  
boobsrgood: Meanwhile, the top N. Korean model happily sits in safe government housing stroking his penis.

ROFL

 
Bartleby the Scrivener 2009-11-20 10:30:57 AM  
CygnusDarius: ObscureNameHere: Sybarite: For the curious

From the looks of those eyes, I think she died of Ebola.

Zombies.


God rest her Seoul.

 
zamboni 2009-11-20 10:31:25 AM  
I wonder why, why, why???

FTFA:Kim's agent, Alessandra Bertoldini of the Next modeling agency, said the model's mother was arriving in Paris later Friday.

Well, there ya go.

 
j__z 2009-11-20 10:31:57 AM  
Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good Asian model like that

/depression sucks.

 
toonz 2009-11-20 10:31:57 AM  
They said you was hung!

And they was light!

 
trappedspirit 2009-11-20 10:32:04 AM  
No, I've seen better corpses than most models. Corpses have usually had a sandwich sometime in the last week.

 
WhotheWhatNow 2009-11-20 10:32:11 AM  
elfletcho: shouldn't that be "hung"?

pictures are hung, people are hanged.

/NAZI'D!

 
Land Ark 2009-11-20 10:32:12 AM  
elfletcho: shouldn't that be "hung"?

Nope.

 
WTF Indeed 2009-11-20 10:33:04 AM  
Sybarite: For the curious

Holy Asian Bag of Antlers, Batman!

 
The Angry Hand of God 2009-11-20 10:33:29 AM  
trappedspirit: No, I've seen better corpses than most models. Corpses have usually had a sandwich sometime in the last week.

The fact that they can't say no to anal helps too.

 
Third In Line [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 10:33:35 AM  
WhotheWhatNow: elfletcho: shouldn't that be "hung"?

pictures are hung, people are hanged.

/NAZI'D!


So, we're gonna assume you are not hung.

 
UtileDysfunktion 2009-11-20 10:33:56 AM  
Sybarite: For the curious

Yikes! Sammiches... STAT!

 
Lt. Cheese Weasel 2009-11-20 10:37:44 AM  
This is why:
img265.imageshack.us

 
LegacyDL 2009-11-20 10:38:14 AM  
I'm not one to get caught on hang ups, but somebody just died.

 
dominick 2009-11-20 10:38:53 AM  
elfletcho: shouldn't that be "hung"?

Not a bad guess, but I checked three different sources and her last name is indeed Kim and not Hung.

 
monthos 2009-11-20 10:40:25 AM  
UtileDysfunktion: Sybarite: For the curious

Yikes! Sammiches... STAT!


Sorry bud, the sammichs are too late to do any good now..

 
mitEj [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 10:40:25 AM  
Lt. Cheese Weasel: This is why:

To weak from hunger to kill oneself :)

 
Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here 2009-11-20 10:40:45 AM  
dominick: elfletcho: shouldn't that be "hung"?

Not a bad guess, but I checked three different sources and her last name is indeed Kim and not Hung.


My Korean Name is 훙 로...for obvious reasons

/thinks only TwistedIvory will get that without babelfish.

 
Shakespeare's Monkey 2009-11-20 10:42:26 AM  
www.anorexicmodel.com

Hanging yourself seems harsh and it's not the modeling way.

/anorexia's where ya otta be

 
Molavian [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-20 10:43:15 AM  
j__z: Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good Asian model like that

/depression sucks.


i184.photobucket.com

Yeah, but the cars rock.

 
wmoonfox 2009-11-20 10:43:48 AM  
Will never understand why these people with wealth, power, good looks, and with these, the ability to acquire anything they desire, suffer from such great depression. Tiny violin, etc...

 
chrisco123 [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 10:44:57 AM  
Poor girl. Depression is a biatch.

 
WTF Indeed 2009-11-20 10:45:11 AM  
Shakespeare's Monkey: Hanging yourself seems harsh and it's not the modeling way.

/anorexia's where ya otta be


Dude, quit putting up Holocaust pictures in this thread. This is about a mode....oh wait. *shudders*

 
Nick Nostril 2009-11-20 10:45:53 AM  
And so it begins.

 
SurfaceTension [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 10:47:37 AM  
WhotheWhatNow: pictures are hung, people are hanged.

I'm hung.

/...well...hung
//EIP ladies
///*fondles 70's style mustache*

 
fizzix_is_fun 2009-11-20 10:47:46 AM  
Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: My Korean Name is 훙 로...for obvious reasons

/thinks only TwistedIvory will get that without babelfish.


if you're going for phonetic effects you probably want: 헝로

 
kendricd 2009-11-20 10:48:02 AM  
The Angry Hand of God: trappedspirit: No, I've seen better corpses than most models. Corpses have usually had a sandwich sometime in the last week.

The fact that they can't say no to anal helps too.


Came here to say I'd still hit it, leaving feeling out done.

 
Broom 2009-11-20 10:48:51 AM  
wmoonfox: Will never understand why these people with wealth, power, good looks, and with these, the ability to acquire anything they desire, suffer from such great depression. Tiny violin, etc...

You sound fat shallow.

 
KhamanV 2009-11-20 10:49:36 AM  
wmoonfox: Will never understand why these people with wealth, power, good looks, and with these, the ability to acquire anything they desire, suffer from such great depression. Tiny violin, etc...

Because outward wealth can be so relevant to internal needs or even chemical or neurological issues. Myep.

 
Third In Line [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 10:50:19 AM  
wmoonfox: Will never understand why these people with wealth, power, good looks, and with these, the ability to acquire anything they desire, suffer from such great depression. Tiny violin, etc...

i649.photobucket.com

 
bishopthom 2009-11-20 10:50:34 AM  
so skinny that she fell through her a** and hung herself?

 
Another Government Employee 2009-11-20 10:50:48 AM  
wmoonfox: Will never understand why these people with wealth, power, good looks, and with these, the ability to acquire anything they desire, suffer from such great depression. Tiny violin, etc...

You are only known by your photoshopped image?

 
wmoonfox 2009-11-20 10:58:08 AM  
KhamanV: Because outward wealth can be so relevant to internal needs or even chemical or neurological issues. Myep.

The adage "money can't buy happiness" is only true because "happiness" is intangible. Certain things can bring about happiness, though, and wealth/power contribute greatly to amassing "things". So, yes, outward wealth is often very relevant to internal issues -- consider how many people take their own life when losing large sums of money.

 
clevershark 2009-11-20 10:58:26 AM  
Who would imagine that starving yourself in order to appeal to a handful of fashion moguls who'll toss you in the bin when you turn 20 (too old!) could possibly turn out to be a depressing way to live?

 
UtileDysfunktion 2009-11-20 11:00:43 AM  
monthos: UtileDysfunktion: Sybarite: For the curious

Yikes! Sammiches... STAT!

Sorry bud, the sammichs are too late to do any good now..


Yeah. I kinda' meant at the time that photo was taken.

 
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