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(Some Guy) Obvious Iowa town needs emergency coconuts after massive lime spill   (timesrepublican.com) divider line 30
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rikdanger [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 10:11:13 AM  
Now I've got THAT song in my head. Still - If you're gonna have one song stuck in your melon, that's not a bad one. Thanks, submitter.

 
Doktor Merkwrdiglieben [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-20 10:14:16 AM  
Those bastards called me on the telephone and woke me up. So I told 'em what to do.

 
MLWS 2009-11-20 10:17:23 AM  
"...I said doctor!...."

Damn you subby.

 
markb289 2009-11-20 10:18:23 AM  
They can have Swallows fly them in

 
ObscureNameHere 2009-11-20 10:20:02 AM  
MLWS: "...I said doctor!...."

Damn you subby.

"DOCTOOOOR!"

 
The_Y2P_Problem 2009-11-20 10:20:10 AM  
markb289: They can have Swallows fly them in

African or European?

 
Doktor Merkwrdiglieben [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-20 10:20:24 AM  
markb289: They can have Swallows fly them in

Sorry, it won't work. You see, European swallows are too small (it's a simple matter of weight ratios) and African swallows are non-migratory. So, even if they could grasp them by the husk, they would never make it this far north.

 
dittybopper 2009-11-20 10:21:30 AM  
Lime in the coconut: Muppet style

 
KarmicDisaster 2009-11-20 10:22:20 AM  
massive? how much did they weigh here on Earth?

 
bawlmer 2009-11-20 10:22:57 AM  
A 5 ounce bird cannot carry a 1 pound coconut.

 
The_Y2P_Problem 2009-11-20 10:25:56 AM  
bawlmer: A 5 ounce bird cannot carry a 1 pound coconut.

....

Perhaps two of them could carry one coconut!

 
Pro Zack 2009-11-20 10:28:44 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

 
TsarTom 2009-11-20 10:30:42 AM  
You such a silly subby.

 
bawlmer 2009-11-20 10:31:42 AM  
The_Y2P_Problem: bawlmer: A 5 ounce bird cannot carry a 1 pound coconut.

....

Perhaps two of them could carry one coconut!

No, they'd have to have it on a line...

 
Hack Patooey 2009-11-20 10:33:03 AM  
Limes? I'll be right there. Someone have the tonic ready to go.

www.klwines.com

 
Milk D 2009-11-20 10:54:44 AM  
www.nilssonschmilsson.com


//would like to have a word with all of you.

 
Nick Nostril 2009-11-20 10:54:55 AM  
I'll bring the gin and tonic.

/what a lovely set of coconuts.

 
Radio Boy 2009-11-20 10:56:44 AM  
Someone call the doctors, wake them up

 
hurdboy [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 10:57:20 AM  
Milk D: //would like to have a word with all of you.

He can't. He's dead, Jim.

 
MBooda 2009-11-20 11:05:57 AM  
despondent
aalbc.com

 
Joe Blowme 2009-11-20 11:08:47 AM  
Fark the coconuts send us some damn tequilla!!

 
Pro Zack 2009-11-20 11:53:08 AM  
pix.motivatedphotos.com

thread needs more coconuts

 
hwygrl [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 12:02:35 PM  
dittybopper: Lime in the coconut: Muppet style

Thanks, that really put a smile on my face.

 
Jackman5150 2009-11-20 12:27:42 PM  
Now let me get this straight...

 
bottsicus 2009-11-20 12:34:27 PM  
Hack Patooey: Limes? I'll be right there. Someone have the tonic ready to go.

Hendricks with Lime?

Blasphemy!!

www.hulahangout.com

or

sambasixtytwo.files.wordpress.com

 
bottsicus 2009-11-20 12:37:08 PM  
Also:

www.palaterevolution.com

Damn, now I'm hungry...
and thirsty...

 
Your Company's Computer Guy 2009-11-20 12:48:11 PM  
Hometown...getting a kick... tequila would be much more appropriate.

 
fifthhorseman 2009-11-20 04:05:58 PM  
There then needs to be an earthquake to shake it all up.

 
Guylian 2009-11-20 06:32:26 PM  
dittybopper - love Love LOVE the Muppets version - Cheers!

 
totally_out_of_ideas 2009-11-21 07:45:12 AM  
coconuts? They don't need no stinkin' coconuts.

They need CORN!

Corn, I say! Corn Corn Corn Corn Corn Corn Corn...

 
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