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(Danbury News Times) Fail Man arrested for assault thanks to his last name, helpfully displayed on his vanity plate. That's some F1NE police work, Lou   (newstimes.com) divider line 32
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angry_scientist 2009-11-20 12:17:52 PM  
Keyser Söze?

 
Sapper_Topo 2009-11-20 12:17:54 PM  
When my plates are due in January they shall be changed to "STFUNOOB" or something of the like...

 
Sin_City_Superhero 2009-11-20 12:18:31 PM  
Vanity plate thread?

206forthetwenties.files.wordpress.com

funnylicenseplates.files.wordpress.com

cdn.davesdaily.com

 
divgradcurl 2009-11-20 12:18:46 PM  
Dumas?

 
mortimer_ford 2009-11-20 12:18:53 PM  
If I ever got a vanity plate it would be something like !II11I or ODDOOD.

 
The Angry Hand of God 2009-11-20 12:21:56 PM  
This is the exact same reason I have wondered why black people always tattoo their names on themselves.

 
micah1701 2009-11-20 12:30:03 PM  
this is why I don't put my callsign on my plate

/w1mjm
//its also why my callsign is registered to my place of business and not my home.

 
LegalizeThoughtCrime 2009-11-20 12:31:16 PM  
Dumb: One of my coworkers had a friend with TWUCK vanity plates on his Toyota pickup. (20 years ago, when vanity plates were uncommon)

Dumber: After a large string of home burglaries one summer, neighbors were asked by police if they saw any unusual vehicles in the area. "Hmmm... there was a pickup with TWUCK plates... does that help?"

/true story bro

 
HairBolus 2009-11-20 12:34:55 PM  
I don't think I would ever make fun of Fisnik Gashi's name because:

1) He is 20 years old
2) He drives a Mercedes with a vanity plate
3) He has a record of prior arrests
4) He keeps a baseball bat in his car.

What version of the Mafia do Yugoslavs work for?

 
Soygen 2009-11-20 12:35:03 PM  
FTA:

The discussion was between a friend of the victim and a friend of Gashi's about an alleged sexual assault involving a cousin of the victim's friend.


Uhh...who?

 
MBooda 2009-11-20 12:38:36 PM  
"Gashi"? I don't think the state would have allowed him to have it without the final i.

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2009-11-20 12:43:57 PM  
Sin_City_Superhero

Regarding the BLOND plate...Yesterday, during a rainstorm, I stopped to fill my tank.

At the pump across from me, there was a BLOND using a squeegee to carefully remove all the water drips from her car windows, seemingly oblivious to the fact that her car windows would be wet again in 10 seconds as soon as she drove away from under the filling station canopy.

Nothing like reinforcing the stereotype.

 
Dissociater 2009-11-20 12:44:26 PM  
Not impressed

img.photobucket.com

 
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot 2009-11-20 01:01:04 PM  
Soygen: FTA:

The discussion was between a friend of the victim and a friend of Gashi's about an alleged sexual assault involving a cousin of the victim's friend.

Uhh...who?


His father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

 
Death_Poot 2009-11-20 01:05:43 PM  
All time favorite:

mentalfloss.cachefly.net

 
quietbs [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 01:08:12 PM  
img69.imageshack.us

 
Litig8r 2009-11-20 01:18:42 PM  
How is hitting someone in the head with a baseball bat 1st degree assault and not simply attempted murder?

 
Debeo Summa Credo 2009-11-20 01:23:26 PM  
"Hey Lou, you hear the one about the guy couldn't afford personalized plates so he changed his name to J3L2404?"

"Yah, that's a good one"

 
maxximillian 2009-11-20 01:28:05 PM  
was it ROMAN 1

/obscure?

 
Josu 2009-11-20 01:33:42 PM  
Litig8r: How is hitting someone in the head with a baseball bat 1st degree assault and not simply attempted murder?

IANAL, but I'd hope it'd have to do with whether the attacker attempted murder.

 
Prolefeed 2009-11-20 01:43:17 PM  
HairBolus: I don't think I would ever make fun of Fisnik Gashi's name because:

1) He is 20 years old
2) He drives a Mercedes with a vanity plate
3) He has a record of prior arrests
4) He keeps a baseball bat in his car.

What version of the Mafia do Yugoslavs work for?


This guy, more specifically, sounds like the Albanian mafia. Nasty people these.

 
nstutsman [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-20 01:50:42 PM  
geeksbling.com

 
DigitalCoffee 2009-11-20 01:58:55 PM  
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Soygen: FTA:

The discussion was between a friend of the victim and a friend of Gashi's about an alleged sexual assault involving a cousin of the victim's friend.

Uhh...who?

His father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.


I overheard this yesterday at the 31 Flavors and it sounded intense.

/save ferris

 
Cytokine Storm [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 02:06:55 PM  
Thinking of getting some vanity plates, just checked my state and "ZOMG" is available.

I dunno, should I? Any other ideas? I thought about maybe HENTAI (also available) but that'd be tough to explain to the family, and even worse if they googled.

 
HeadKase 2009-11-20 02:16:16 PM  
img18.imageshack.us

 
Tawnos [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-20 03:05:01 PM  
Are these reporters idiots? If someone was beaten with a baseball bat, that is not assault. That's BATTERY. Assault is threatening to cause such harm.

/The more you know.

 
Mootwo 2009-11-20 03:09:30 PM  
What his license plate may look like:

3.bp.blogspot.com

 
CzarChasm 2009-11-20 04:06:19 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
/ Denies everything

 
WordsnCollision 2009-11-20 04:25:11 PM  
www.chevroletpedia.org

/obligatory

 
mmmata 2009-11-20 06:09:19 PM  
Wait what?

"The discussion was between a friend of the victim and a friend of Gashi's about an alleged sexual assault involving a cousin of the victim's friend"

this whole story is by proxy...

sez someone who's not really typing this but saying it..

 
markcant 2009-11-20 09:49:05 PM  
With a name like Gashi, shouldn't it have been a knife attack?

 
angie-p 2009-11-21 07:03:56 AM  
there's some pretty good licence plates in alice springs, and some sh*t ones too

i.imagehost.org
hey cuz

btw my cousin's ex-gf had H8LOSN as her licence plate once (hate losing *roll eyes*)

 
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