As God is my witness, I didn't know cars had bonnets.

That teacher's in serious treble now.

I wonder if she new the scale of her offense.

Looks like she might have a cleft lip!

What an unconventional mode of teaching.

How many times can a version of this headline be used and still be greenlit?

Must not have this kind of thing happen in Aussie land as much as here in the states. The article started out with A FEMALE...

As if this were unusual. Here in the USA we apparently have female teachers blowing entire classes of all-boys catholic middle school students every day.

Or not. WHERE THE HELL WERE THESE TEACHERS WHEN I WAS IN HS?

beerrun: How many times can a version of this headline be used and still be greenlit?

Weaps: WHERE THE HELL WERE THESE TEACHERS WHEN I WAS IN HS?

F*cking your non-dorky classmates.

/ Alyson Hannigan thread :)

J-CO: beerrun: How many times can a version of this headline be used and still be greenlit?

Well done, sir.

Weaps: Or not. WHERE THE HELL WERE THESE TEACHERS WHEN I WAS IN HS?

depending on how old you are, anywhere from [In college, as students] to [Not yet a thought in their father's pants].

In my case, it's the college one.

J-CO: beerrun: How many times can a version of this headline be used and still be greenlit?

Hilarious.

J-CO: beerrun: How many times can a version of this headline be used and still be greenlit?

Thread over, well played.

J-CO: beerrun: How many times can a version of this headline be used and still be greenlit?

Nice.

"Dennis pleaded guilty to two counts of sexual penetration of a child under her care, supervision or authority and one count of sexual penetration of a child under 16."

Um, sounds like she's doing it wrong.

Subby, your joke fell flat with me.

Oh my god, those poor teenage boys! Their lives are ruined. For the rest of their lives they're going to want to fark and get blow jobs! They're scarred for life!

Sounds like she taught with the rusty trombone.

Damn that's one manly chin.

She definitely has DSL.

Looks like she's in a mezzo trouble now.

Dennis pleaded guilty to two counts of sexual penetration of a child under her care, supervision or authority and one count of sexual penetration of a child under 16.

So she was pitching?

Pianissimo.

/J-CO, kudos.

Face it. Even glee boys do fark...

Now a registered sex offender!

YAY!
REVENGE!
REVENGE!
REVENGE!

It just feels sooooo good to get that revenge. It's worth ANYTHING, even destroying the concept of justice to get that revenge!

(Until it gets you. But, hey, it is so worthwhile, because that revenge just feels sooo good!)

Gamer Grrrl: Oh my god, those poor teenage boys! Their lives are ruined. For the rest of their lives they're going to want to fark and get blow jobs! They're scarred for life!

Damn right too! Never raise their hopes to an unprecedented level only have them cruelly crushed underfoot at a later date.

She clearly must be a master at vibrato.

Gamer Grrrl: Oh my god, those poor teenage boys! Their lives are ruined. For the rest of their lives they're going to want to fark and get blow jobs! They're scarred for life!

According to the article, she sexually penetrated them. I'd be fairly damn traumatised.

she must give one hell of hummer.

Dennis pleaded guilty to two counts of sexual penetration of a child under her care, supervision or authority and one count of sexual penetration of a child under 16.

Trombone involved?

/one time... at band camp...

I'm no expert on the field of woodwinds (being a percussionist myself), but wouldn't it be more like a skin oboe? For the truly gifted, a bassoon?

Dennis pleaded guilty to two counts of sexual penetration of a child under her care, supervision or authority and one count of sexual penetration of a child under 16

Sounds like SHE got penetrated. In multiple orifices.

Guys, what's up? No organ references yet?

wage0048: I'm no expert on the field of woodwinds (being a percussionist myself), but wouldn't it be more like a skin oboe? For the truly gifted, a bassoon?

Unfortunately, I have a kazoo.

Oh dear Lord, I took Music Appreciation this summer and I would have totally have banged my instructor like a prepared piano. Absolutely hitable, and a flautist, so you know she had good lips and breath control. Yikes! The cool thing is she was my age so there none of that ick factor...but alas she was married.

Subby has a pretty # wit. I'm glad this headline didn't fall ♭.

wage0048: I'm no expert on the field of woodwinds (being a percussionist myself), but wouldn't it be more like a skin oboe? For the truly gifted, a bassoon?

Single-reeded instruments (clarinets, saxes) would be a better comparison.

Double-reeds require an immense amount of pressure on a very small piece of wood.

I'd play that hairy harmonica.

Was she playing the slobber mouth blues?

Ponzholio: Face it. Even glee boys do fark...

Yeah. Each other.

Shes got BJ lips.

She also sent one of them nude pictures of herself and invited his friend to have a threesome with them.

Ten bucks says that's what ended it.

/or the rusty trombone

Jakevol2: ...but alas she was married.

That should be the best part. ;)

Ashtrey: Gamer Grrrl: Oh my god, those poor teenage boys! Their lives are ruined. For the rest of their lives they're going to want to fark and get blow jobs! They're scarred for life!

According to the article, she sexually penetrated them. I'd be fairly damn traumatised.

I suspect it's just a poorly-worded statute. Back when it was brought into being, they only worried about girls getting farked by adult men, and didn't consider older women farking 15-year-old boys a problem.

Jakevol2: Oh dear Lord, I took Music Appreciation this summer and I would have totally have banged my instructor like a prepared piano. Absolutely hitable, and a flautist, so you know she had good lips and breath control. Yikes! The cool thing is she was my age so there none of that ick factor...but alas she was married.

Even though it's called a "blow job," the girl doesn't just blow your dick up like a balloon. It's actually quite different than that.

bari_saxy_momma: wage0048: I'm no expert on the field of woodwinds (being a percussionist myself), but wouldn't it be more like a skin oboe? For the truly gifted, a bassoon?

Single-reeded instruments (clarinets, saxes) would be a better comparison.

Double-reeds require an immense amount of pressure on a very small piece of wood.

Okay, that makes sense. Again, as a percussionist the only euphamism I can use is beating (off).

\My wife's a clarinetist. She has a great embochure.

This just in, music teacher helps boys get their Rachmaninov.

# Teacher had sex with two boys
# Sent more than 1300 texts to the boys

hw u like that?
Is yur tern now?
now hiz tern
omg u ready
me like x2
change places now
omg omg omg
now we 69
move ur leg cant txt
txt gud now
u gud bak there
no dp
no dp
ok wth dp
ooooooo :)

Chalker1123: Jakevol2: Oh dear Lord, I took Music Appreciation this summer and I would have totally have banged my instructor like a prepared piano. Absolutely hitable, and a flautist, so you know she had good lips and breath control. Yikes! The cool thing is she was my age so there none of that ick factor...but alas she was married.

Even though it's called a "blow job," the girl doesn't just blow your dick up like a balloon. It's actually quite different than that.

Breath control is more than just being able to exhale forcefully. It also means being able to make the most use out of a breath (and therefore, not having to come up for air as frequently).