*vwoopa, vwoopa, vwoopa*

What, submitter, you weren't able to work "Cockermouth" into the headline?

noah way, that's sooooooo intense!

Mishno: What, submitter, you weren't able to work "Cockermouth" into the headline?

Ever been to Cockermouth?.

He wasn't even able to Workington Cockermouth into the headline.

The body of the policeman has been found (new window), good and bad news I guess.

isn't this old news? i thought they just found his body. or was that some other policeman that went missing in a recent flood?

Here, I will do the math.... 314 mm is a little over 12 inches.

/that's what she said

"Britain has been hit by severe flooding in recent years, raising questions about the impact of global warming."

Huh? I thought "global climate change" was the new name, since that other one was deemed bullshiat.

CaptSS: Here, I will do the math....

I was told there would be no math.

A police officer should Noah better.

Mishno: What, submitter, you weren't able to work "Cockermouth" into the headline?

Cockermouth? I barely know her!

dominick: noah way, that's sooooooo intense!

There must be a different ark to this story somewhere.

Since we are still cleaning up from our Biblical floods, we are NOT getting a kick out of these replies....

(Sympathies to the family of the policeman).

BKITU: *vwoopa, vwoopa, vwoopa*

Done in one.

"You've got two males there and you need a female."

"I'm not bringing nothin' in, you change one of 'em!"

"C'mon, you know I don't work like that..."

Shakespeare's Monkey: A police officer should Noah better.

He was arking for it.

Indeed, how was 'Cockermouth' overlooked?

I guess God hates the empire.

A foot of rain is a lot, but the real problem here are those snaggle tooth brits inability to handle any kind of weather. These people go crying and biatching when the temps hit 80 in the summer. And they call cookies biscuits . That is all.

"Police officer" was "missing" after "Biblical floods"

sounds like a porno.

Lets see... 314mm ~ 1ft. Mt Judi (the supposed site where Noah made land) 2089m ~ 6853ft. Biblical proportions? England may have its fancy schmancy language, but they'll never beat American or German math scores.

Impossible. After the Great Flood, G-d sent a rainbow as a promise that He would never again destroy humanity by water. Which, of course, means He would find a much more creative way to fark shiat up.

Rumpleforskin: And they call cookies biscuits . That is all.

Digestive biscuits.

/Explains soooo much.

BKITU: *vwoopa, vwoopa, vwoopa*

Awesome.

/How long can you tread water?

indylaw: Which, of course, means He would find a much more creative way to fark shiat up.

It's called the Republican Party

Not always a big fan of the police here in the UK but when one of them gets killed while directing traffic away from danger, well, that's pretty unambiguous.
He died doing his duty, so respect is due to him.

DammitIForgotMyLogin: indylaw: Which, of course, means He would find a much more creative way to fark shiat up.

It's called retarded liberal idiots who blame everything on the Republican Party instead of taking responsibility for themselves

Required fixing.

Biv: DammitIForgotMyLogin: indylaw: Which, of course, means He would find a much more creative way to fark shiat up.

It's called retarded liberal idiots who blame everything on the Republican Party instead of taking responsibility for themselves

Required fixing.

You sound sensitive. Are you sensitive?

/a Birther, maybe?
//do you believe in Death Panels?

yakmans_dad: Biv: DammitIForgotMyLogin: indylaw: Which, of course, means He would find a much more creative way to fark shiat up.

It's called retarded liberal idiots who blame everything on the Republican Party instead of taking responsibility for themselves

Required fixing.

You sound sensitive. Are you sensitive?

/a Birther, maybe?
//do you believe in Death Panels?

Sensitive? If that means hung over, then yes, very sensitive.
I have no idea what a birther is. Is that a pro life retard? Then no.
Not sure what you mean by death panels either, but they sound like a great band.

Missing police man?
Rains that would be good for a HARVEST, maybe??

I just came in here to say Cockermouth.

/Is that near Peckerhole?

Cockermouth, just down the road from Papcastle...

I came to see people say things like...

"That isn't a flood!! We get x inches most days" etc etc

Leaving happy.

One mention of teeth though.

/english
//not snaggle-toothed.

Well that's one less radar speed trap until they get a replacement hired.

I blame Chinese cloud seeding

BKITU: *vwoopa, vwoopa, vwoopa*

done in 1. very nice. no, not too obscure.

bing! Noah!


love his more adult shiat when he was younger if you've never heard it. Bill Cosby talking about banging his wife's diaphragm (playing on the midnight trampoline).

He died doing his duty, so respect is due to him.

A very big THIS

"Biblical flooding" and only one police officer is missing? Not very biblical...I would have expect ALL the police officers, half the town folk and a couple of sheep to have gone missing if the flooding was truly "biblical".