amusing, does HERO tag have fridays off?

FTFA: and a dutiful family man until his first wife died of cancer and his world fell apart.

Grandpa tooks Grandma's death much too well?

I'm converting.

"The prosecution said that Chalomish was the financier in a commercial cocaine supply business while Nasir Abbas, 54, a convicted drug dealer, provided the drugs and the customers."

So hookers and blow are the key to peace in the Middle East?

Did his first wife's death make his "world fall apart", or did it set him free?

I told you he was hardcore.

Robin Hood: Rabbi, you seem to be on the side of good. Will you come and share with us some of your wisdom, some of your council, and perhaps... some of your wine?

Rabbi Tuckman: Wisdom and council, that's easy. But this is sacrimental wine! It's only used to bless things.

Merry Men: Awwwww...

Rabbi Tuckman: ..... Wait a minute! There's things here! There's rocks, there's trees, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on, we'll bless them all until we get vashnigyered

Rabbi Tuckman: Join me!

Robin Hood: Let's hear it for the Rabbi!

Merry Men: [Cheer]

Dude, when someone is willing to procure you hookers and blow, you shouldn't pass over the opportunity.

How sad, maybe he wanted to die just like so many others wanted to underneath a pile beautiful women.

A light unto nations, indeed.

Hershey Highway Patrol: So hookers and blow are the key to peace in the Middle East?

When aren't they the key to peace anywhere?

because that's what you do with a million dollars (or £6 million in this case)

Pure class made me lol

Smitty,

Oldiron_79: amusing, does HERO tag have fridays off on Shabbat?

/FTFY

That's what I call customer service.

Mr Abbas, who said that he was too scared to attend the trial after the rabbi "sent around some heavies" to threaten him

It's understandable

OldIron79: amusing, does HERO tag have fridays off?

After sundown. He has to make kiddush.

Oy Vey!

I fail to see a problem here. The good Rabbi just wanted to party like it was 5760.

Three days? Lightweight.

And who says Jews & Muslims can't get along?

So the Rebbe was ferschnoshked?

I'm all farblonget.

Also ferklempt, farfallen, maybe a little farfumfert.

Also a bissel kvetchy, but that has nothing to do with the rabbi.

This guy is my new hero.

Dang, he would've hit the trifecta if he had only added some ham sandwiches to go along with the hookers & blow

FTA: An eminent rabbi was so exhausted after three days of constant cocaine-fuelled partying with escorts that his pimp grew worried and cancelled that day's supply of girls, a jury was told.

Maybe it is an American thing, but on this side of the pond, the prostitutes have the pimp.

Whaaat? What did I do?

detfrost1: This guy is my njew hero.

FTFY

Sometimes there is a clear advantage to having a larger-then-average nose!

kidsizedcoffin: Maybe it is an American thing, but on this side of the pond, the prostitutes have the pimp.

Maybe the Hebrew Hammer was so good that the prostitutes paid him.

Catholic priests: do it with boys

Born-again Southern Baptist preachers: do it with men, but feel guilty about it

Rabbis: enough stamina to handle three days of hookers & blow

And that's why Jews are the Chosen People

VerbalKentt: And who says Jews & Muslims can't get along?

Every warmonger with an ideological agenda.

detfrost1: This guy is my new hero.

No kidding. It's sad that his dealer jewed him out of the party.

well I've been agnostic up till this point, but now I'm considering being a Jew.

Tatsuma? is this pretty much how you people roll?

I wonder if he snorted through a Shofar.

DslainteC: Dude, when someone is willing to procure you hookers and blow, you shouldn't pass over the opportunity.

I see what you did there, DslainteC

How shiat-faced and horny do you have to be before a PIMP has to call off his hookers.

This has the wrong tag - I vote 'Hero'

But...I'm not a rabbi.

A Serious Man, indeed.

AMATUER!

Awesome. This man has raised the bar.

The Pimp:"Hi Clio, I have tried to wake Shel up but I don't want to wake him. He was very tired because he had no sleep for three days, needed to rest, because he is going to his office to work on Monday at 8. Please cancel the party today."

Motherfarker you dont get paid to think or look out for anyones well being, WE PAY YOU to get us Blows And Ho's!

L'Chaim!

FTA: Rabbi Baruch Chalomish, 55, who has a £6 million fortune, was a scholarly academic, an accomplished businessman, a charity giver and a dutiful family man until his first wife died of cancer and his world fell apart.

He turned to alcohol in his depression, then took refuge in cocaine, spending up to £1,000 a week. He lived in squalor, seeking comfort from prostitutes, Manchester Crown Court was told.

Oh just hilarious, folks.

*bows to his better

I could use the 3 days of hookers, not a fan of blow...but this man stands tall in the world very tall

orclover:
Motherfarker you dont get paid to think or look out for anyones well being, WE PAY YOU to get us Blows And Ho's!

Are you really this dense?

I'll look out for the well being of my customer because I want repeat business, which you cannot do when you've died. I'm also fairly certain that my customer really appreciates being able to enjoy my wares at least once more.

Hershey Highway Patrol: "The prosecution said that Chalomish was the financier in a commercial cocaine supply business while Nasir Abbas, 54, a convicted drug dealer, provided the drugs and the customers."

So hookers and blow are the key to peace in the Middle East?


What peace in the Middle East might look like ...

Sir Charles: well I've been agnostic up till this point, but now I'm considering being a Jew.

Tatsuma? is this pretty much how you people roll?

What do you mean "you people"!!?

EdNortonsTwin: What do you mean "you people"!!?

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EdNortonsTwin: Sir Charles: well I've been agnostic up till this point, but now I'm considering being a Jew.

Tatsuma? is this pretty much how you people roll?

What do you mean "you people"!!?

What do YOU mean YOU people?