You people and your fake drama

So he's bypassing the whole crash and burn into drug rehab this time and just quitting?

But, but.. what about Iron Man 2?

Couldn't Iron Man keep him busy for the next 5 to 7 years? Why not make 2 more IM movies and retire with Keanu Reeves type money.

Tortured genius is tortured.

/in before the RIP morton downey pic

Translation: he misses coke and heroin

IdBeCrazyIf: You people and your fake drama

what do you mean you people?

jaggspb: IdBeCrazyIf: You people and your fake drama

what do you mean you people?

what do YOU mean you people??

WienerButt: jaggspb: IdBeCrazyIf: You people and your fake drama

what do you mean you people?

what do YOU mean you people??

Did the three of you script this? Because it's perfect.

Liam Neeson claimed he would do the same thing after The Phantom Menace. Sure worked out didn't it.

Billzebub: WienerButt: jaggspb: IdBeCrazyIf: You people and your fake drama

what do you mean you people?

what do YOU mean you people??

Did the three of you script this? Because it's perfect.

nope but it is fark so it works out that way.

Sounds like he's not getting enough oxygen...

peachpicker: Sounds like he's not getting enough oxygen...

lmfao that is brilliant. BRILLIANT!

Only after he does more Iron Man movies...and Sherlock Holmes...and a farking sequel to Kiss Kiss Bang Bang...

Good jorb, subby. +1

peachpicker: Sounds like he's not getting enough oxygen...

This is one of those things that I can't tell if is real stupidity or excellent trolling.

peachpicker: Sounds like he's not getting enough oxygen...

My faith in fark would have been permanently shattered if someone hadn't posted that.

Abstruse: and a farking sequel to Kiss Kiss Bang Bang...

NO. Just re-release it with much hype. That movie deserves its day in the sun.

/but what do i know about movie releases
//i'm a bear, i bite the heads off of fish.

dominick: Tortured genius is tortured.

/in before the RIP morton downey pic



R.I.P Downy

Everyone know Iron Man never retires. He just has an emotional breakdown and acts emo for a few months and then comes back because Omni-supertron is attacking or something.

There is an instructor at my school who looks spitting image of RD Jr, the way he looked in Iron Man.

/cool story bro

He doesn't read scripts, scripts read him.

Yeah, he says that now.

And then Hollywood rolls up to his house with a flatbed of cash.

/he's not going anywhere.

Seth'n'Spectrum: Abstruse: and a farking sequel to Kiss Kiss Bang Bang...

NO. Just re-release it with much hype. That movie deserves its day in the sun.


Yeah, if they re-released it in theaters, most people wouldn't even realize that it's a five year old movie.

Five words:

Tropic Thunder. Best.Role.Evar.

He will be the brett favre or jay z of acting

but, but...what about "the Avengers"

"Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man, look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sure. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump. Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, Being There. Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I Am Sam. Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed."

Le Grand Inquisitor: but, but...what about "the Avengers"

I'll tell you what about The Avengers:
Samuel El Jackson will be playing Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark/Iron Man. It's a meta-role-reversal, not only by having a black man play a white man who played a white man playing a black man, but also as a form of "blackwashing" which some might call reverse racism.