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(Cinematical) Obvious Because there were so many storylines that went unresolved in the first two "Jackass" movies, Paramount feels that it's absolutely crucial to produce "Jackass 3-D"   (cinematical.com) divider line 35
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Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 09:48:53 AM  
"It was so real! I swear I could smell the singed butt hair!"

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 10:15:55 AM  
I just watched "Where the *@%$* is Santa Claus?" and saw more male ass-crack than I cared to see.

 
scarmig 2009-11-20 10:42:49 AM  
Insert Idiocracy reference here.

 
PsyLord 2009-11-20 10:44:28 AM  
scarmig: Insert Idiocracy reference here.

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Ask ye shall receive...

 
Banacek 2009-11-20 10:50:57 AM  
Can't wait.

 
Yanks_RSJ 2009-11-20 10:54:09 AM  
Wow, I can't wait to see how a staple gun wound to the thigh looks in 3-D.

 
jennyz 2009-11-20 10:58:49 AM  
Yanks_RSJ: Wow, I can't wait to see how a staple gun wound to the thigh looks in 3-D.

Me either!

 
AuralArgument 2009-11-20 11:01:57 AM  
really these guys are fun to watch, but I would not take a look at jackass in the theater.

 
dominick 2009-11-20 11:02:14 AM  
gooch.

 
guilt by association 2009-11-20 11:03:24 AM  
So I can watch Johny poop on a Christmas diorama thing in 3D?

 
Heroic Poser 2009-11-20 11:05:08 AM  
And I will see it.
If people want to hurt themselves for my amusement, who am I to say they shouldn't?

/and a kick to the junk is always funny.
//go away. 'Batin!

 
Guntram Shatterhand 2009-11-20 11:05:59 AM  
It's all fun and games until you get Pontius in a thong.

Then it's just screaming.

 
The Martintuckian 2009-11-20 11:08:14 AM  
99 ways to staple your yambag to your thigh.

 
packfan88c 2009-11-20 11:10:55 AM  
Don't forget getting shot with more non-lethal weapons!

 
LegacyDL 2009-11-20 11:11:09 AM  
AuralArgument: really these guys are fun to watch, but I would not take a look at jackass in the theater.

I remember when I saw Jackass 2 in the theater and during the scene where Dave England takes a crap in the toilet all I remember during the disgusting moaning from the audience was some kid saying "Daddy!"

So now I can only imagine what's going to go down in the next movie.

 
bottsicus 2009-11-20 11:12:50 AM  
I want to see the fart helmet in 3D.

 
Rapmaster2000 2009-11-20 11:14:54 AM  
"Football in the Groin". "Football in the Groin"!

 
IdBeCrazyIf [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 11:20:36 AM  
Guntram Shatterhand: It's all fun and games until you get Pontius in a thong.

Then it's just screaming.


Say what you want.. dude buffed the fark out from Jackass 1 to Jackass 2.

I'd do em

 
Mr. Vincent Vega 2009-11-20 11:23:56 AM  
I wonder how many high end 3-D cameras they're going to pee on until they get the shot just right.

 
ihatedumbpeople 2009-11-20 11:25:58 AM  
Like I want to see Wee Mans taint in 3-D.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 12:19:24 PM  
Phil Margera's moobs are going to look fantastic in 3-D.

 
Keywork99 2009-11-20 12:22:54 PM  
I nearly vomited in the theater during Jackass Number Two when Pontius drank the horse's spooge. I started gagging and nearly lost it. I still can't watch that scene without a bit of reflex.

 
Optimal_Illusion 2009-11-20 12:23:30 PM  
When you remember how the first two began and ended, I would go see a third one just for a Beat-Em-Up musical number in 3D.


/marginally related, but can anyone recommend a good 3D porno?

 
scarmig 2009-11-20 12:41:21 PM  
Optimal_Illusion: When you remember how the first two began and ended, I would go see a third one just for a Beat-Em-Up musical number in 3D.


/marginally related, but can anyone recommend a good 3D porno?


Gina, down the corner of 3rd and Main.

 
amindtat 2009-11-20 01:07:40 PM  
Meh, it'll be boring now that Steve-O is off drugs.

 
Lots43 2009-11-20 01:46:29 PM  
And here the bonus materials for the second movie was filled with the cast saying 'Okay, this was cool but no number 3'.

 
SirSuperpants 2009-11-20 01:54:23 PM  
Why, o why, am I reading this thread while eating?

 
bottsicus 2009-11-20 02:03:14 PM  
They need to do something like the jai alai bit or the bit where knoxville put on the cup, and have a 3D camera mounted where it can pick up the oncoming projectiles...

 
Gangway Fathead 2009-11-20 04:00:36 PM  
I'm roughly the same age as Knoxville and some of those guys and can't imagine doing anything even close to the stuff they do at my age. Pain hurts a lot more as middle age looms ever closer.



Oh yeah. millions of dollars. Forgot.

 
castufari 2009-11-20 05:37:17 PM  
Those were pretty funny...not sure about 3D though. Oh what the hell, do it. I'd go see it.

 
Albert Lake 2009-11-20 09:41:03 PM  
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Quicktap McGoo 2009-11-21 03:05:56 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen, the reasons;

Jackass: The Movie
Domestic Total Gross: $64,255,312
Distributor: Paramount Release Date: October 25, 2002
MPAA Rating: R Production Budget: $5 million

Jackass Number Two
Domestic Total Gross: $72,778,712
Distributor: Paramount Release Date: September 22, 2006
MPAA Rating: R Production Budget: $11.5 million

 
spleef420 2009-11-21 03:07:12 PM  
amindtat: Meh, it'll be boring now that Steve-O is off drugs.

he's an ex-carnie. pain is his drug.

 
farkeruk 2009-11-21 04:08:04 PM  
Yeah, I was real mad that Candy Stripers II was just more hot chicks dressed as nurses getting boned like in the first one.

 
Scorpinock 2009-11-22 01:22:22 PM  
Anyone who has seen the bit with Wee Man getting snuck up on and buzzed with an electric razor can attest to the hilarious, college buddy nature of the series. There's a lot of funny stuff going on. (new window)

 
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