"It was so real! I swear I could smell the singed butt hair!"

I just watched "Where the *@%$* is Santa Claus?" and saw more male ass-crack than I cared to see.

Insert Idiocracy reference here.

scarmig: Insert Idiocracy reference here.



Ask ye shall receive...

Can't wait.

Wow, I can't wait to see how a staple gun wound to the thigh looks in 3-D.

Yanks_RSJ: Wow, I can't wait to see how a staple gun wound to the thigh looks in 3-D.

Me either!

really these guys are fun to watch, but I would not take a look at jackass in the theater.

gooch.

So I can watch Johny poop on a Christmas diorama thing in 3D?

And I will see it.
If people want to hurt themselves for my amusement, who am I to say they shouldn't?

/and a kick to the junk is always funny.
//go away. 'Batin!

It's all fun and games until you get Pontius in a thong.

Then it's just screaming.

99 ways to staple your yambag to your thigh.

Don't forget getting shot with more non-lethal weapons!

AuralArgument: really these guys are fun to watch, but I would not take a look at jackass in the theater.

I remember when I saw Jackass 2 in the theater and during the scene where Dave England takes a crap in the toilet all I remember during the disgusting moaning from the audience was some kid saying "Daddy!"

So now I can only imagine what's going to go down in the next movie.

I want to see the fart helmet in 3D.

"Football in the Groin". "Football in the Groin"!

Guntram Shatterhand: It's all fun and games until you get Pontius in a thong.

Then it's just screaming.

Say what you want.. dude buffed the fark out from Jackass 1 to Jackass 2.

I'd do em

I wonder how many high end 3-D cameras they're going to pee on until they get the shot just right.

Like I want to see Wee Mans taint in 3-D.

Phil Margera's moobs are going to look fantastic in 3-D.

I nearly vomited in the theater during Jackass Number Two when Pontius drank the horse's spooge. I started gagging and nearly lost it. I still can't watch that scene without a bit of reflex.

When you remember how the first two began and ended, I would go see a third one just for a Beat-Em-Up musical number in 3D.


/marginally related, but can anyone recommend a good 3D porno?

Optimal_Illusion: When you remember how the first two began and ended, I would go see a third one just for a Beat-Em-Up musical number in 3D.


/marginally related, but can anyone recommend a good 3D porno?

Gina, down the corner of 3rd and Main.

Meh, it'll be boring now that Steve-O is off drugs.

And here the bonus materials for the second movie was filled with the cast saying 'Okay, this was cool but no number 3'.

Why, o why, am I reading this thread while eating?

They need to do something like the jai alai bit or the bit where knoxville put on the cup, and have a 3D camera mounted where it can pick up the oncoming projectiles...

I'm roughly the same age as Knoxville and some of those guys and can't imagine doing anything even close to the stuff they do at my age. Pain hurts a lot more as middle age looms ever closer.



Oh yeah. millions of dollars. Forgot.

Those were pretty funny...not sure about 3D though. Oh what the hell, do it. I'd go see it.

Ladies and gentlemen, the reasons;

Jackass: The Movie
Domestic Total Gross: $64,255,312
Distributor: Paramount Release Date: October 25, 2002
MPAA Rating: R Production Budget: $5 million

Jackass Number Two
Domestic Total Gross: $72,778,712
Distributor: Paramount Release Date: September 22, 2006
MPAA Rating: R Production Budget: $11.5 million

amindtat: Meh, it'll be boring now that Steve-O is off drugs.

he's an ex-carnie. pain is his drug.

Yeah, I was real mad that Candy Stripers II was just more hot chicks dressed as nurses getting boned like in the first one.

Anyone who has seen the bit with Wee Man getting snuck up on and buzzed with an electric razor can attest to the hilarious, college buddy nature of the series. There's a lot of funny stuff going on. (new window)