If only he'd had a bottle of Coca-Cola. This whole thing could have been averted. They love Coca-Cola.

I'd like to see the next few frames, when Mama Bear comes around the corner.

Pocket Ninja: I'd like to see the next few frames, when Mama Bear comes around the corner.

Where in the survival book does it say you shouldn't go near polar bear cubs?

"Right here... page 1."

The victim wasn't afraid because he's from Chicago and knows that cubs don't bite, they suck.

DslainteC: knows that cubs don't bite, they suck.

Oooh, ouchies. That's a burn.

He's kinda Knut!

cute enough to induce vomiting...

Damn you Subby, I was hoping for that Mother Nature took revenge on Palin.

+1

I know ACORN has a few working for them as enforcers.

Now that the bear has a taste for blood, he'll be a man-killer.

Put him down now!!!!

//mmmm...roasted polar bear, smothered with a tangy bar-b-q sauce. Accompanied by a frosty beverage.

The CUTE!!!

*swoons*

DirtyOldGeek: Now that the bear has a taste for blood, he'll be a man-killer.

Put him down now!!!!

//mmmm...roasted polar bear, smothered with a tangy bar-b-q sauce. Accompanied by a frosty beverage.

I bet roasted polar bear is a lot tastier than fried bald eagle or grilled baby seal... Great, now I'm hungry and lunch is still 3-hours away...

I wanted to be all curmudgeonly today and you just had to go and ruin it for me. Now I'm going to be in a good mood until at least 3. Helluva way to start a Friday.

dont worry, its a trained bear

Sure look like they need saving.

I'm not fooled. Polar bears grow up to be huge flesh-rending blood-splattering beasts. No thanks.

Great I've got diabetes now...

Sure. When the polar bear does that it's cute, but when I do that it's sexual harassment.

what gives?

I'm glad I'm not the only one whose mouth began to water after seeing that tender young cub...

/It's comin' right for us!

DNRTFA, but does it end in the human building a bear-protection suit and going out to hunt him?

JEEZUS CHRIST! Someone slap a "NSFW" tag on that vicious shiat! My eyes cannot unsee it!

/damn cute, srsly

That sure is one ugly-ass polar bear....



/ded of teh cute

Aww, look at the cute little carnivore practicing his human dismemberment technique. One day he'll have it down.

Damn ankle biters

Cute, but this pic was floating around the net over a year ago. I downloaded it into my photo gallery screensaver long ago.

{high pitched girly squeal}AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWW !{/high pitched girly squeal}

T-minus 3 years until my mom emails that to me. Right after the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe.

DslainteC: The victim wasn't afraid because he's from Chicago and knows that cubs don't bite, they suck.

Funniest thing I've read in, well, the last fifteen minutes.

Third In Line: The CUTE!!!

*swoons*

I'm a tough guy, but that was my response too.

stevetherobot: {high pitched girly squeal}AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWW !{/high pitched girly squeal}

Wow, you broke Fark.

Land Ark: T-minus 3 years until my mom emails that to me. Right after the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe.

and a Monica Lewinsky joke

Damn, that cub is smart! He knows he's not big enough to bring down a fully grown human through brute force so he's going for the hamstrings.

Tastes like chicken

how cute

ugly ass

Thakh: DNRTFA

Then STFU until you do. Seriously, why comment on something for which you have no frame of reference?

/Walter Sobchak approves

I know that's not what nature intended but want to give that critter a giant lolly and push it around in a stroller.

Quit being a baby; he just wants to hug your leg.


/Om nom nom nom

Wow, you broke Fark.

That's nothing. Fark used to break by itself on a regular basis, a long time ago...

Who's a cute, little, vicious, killing machine??

You are! Yes, you are!!

/I want to hug him and squeeze him and call him George until he bites my arms off

*splort*

Is ded of teh kyoot.

Ponzholio: DirtyOldGeek: Now that the bear has a taste for blood, he'll be a man-killer.

Put him down now!!!!

//mmmm...roasted polar bear, smothered with a tangy bar-b-q sauce. Accompanied by a frosty beverage.

I bet roasted polar bear is a lot tastier than fried bald eagle or grilled baby seal... Great, now I'm hungry and lunch is still 3-hours away...

always be sure to club the baby seals an extra few to tenderize.

If you look in the pictures it looks like he is going for the Achilles tendon. That's a smart little killing machine.

Reminds me of the killer bunny from Monty Python.

/That rabbit's Dynamite!

stevetherobot: Damn, that cub is smart! He knows he's not big enough to bring down a fully grown human through brute force so he's going for the hamstrings.

actually, he appears to be going for the achilles tendon. the hamstrings are located between the knee and the hip

/the more you know :)

DslainteC: The victim wasn't afraid because he's from Chicago and knows that cubs don't bite, they suck.

Funny I hear the same thing about Bears too.

/Bears fan.
//Shamed by the terrible O-line
///Even more so by the secondary
////Fire Angelo and the coaching staff.
///SLASHIES!

Goble_EZ: Cute, but this pic was floating around the net over a year ago. I downloaded it into my photo gallery screensaver long ago.

BFD
I had not yet seen it, and that's what's important!

animesucks: how cute

actually he's doing it right, if there's a "right" way to get attacked by a bear.

Believe It or Not!

-Rip

/bipolar bear

Awww, that's cute.

I thought it was a real attack, kinda like the video of the lions actually eating a tourist (I'd link it, but seeing children cry because daddy is lion chow right in front of their eyes ain't cool).

jennickell: dont worry, its a trained bear

Dragging the bear cub behind you attached to your ankle does not make him a "train."