This has been around for a long time. It's called Axe Body Spray and it ensures you won't get anywhere near a vagina to prematurely ejaculate into.

Why pay for some expensive medical spray? Just smear a coat of that Gorilla Glue stuff over the head of your penis...that'll stop all ejaculation for a good while. And if you apply it liberally to the entire shaft, it's just like a smear-on condom.

I love how the article is linked to the print-page version. I wonder how many farkers are making mad dashes to the printer in their office.

I need the opposite. I need something to help me ejaculate faster before I lose my erection.

I read that as Scientologists and wondered at what OT level you were granted the honor of paying a few grand for it.

The picture in the article makes the story. He's happy, she's mildly amused.

jaylectricity: I need the opposite. I need something to help me ejaculate faster before I lose my erection.

Thought I was alone here.

God damned condoms.

just get the easy one out then prepare for round 2

Tired of being a two-pump chump? Try new and improved, Erectaperm! Now with Lidocaine and Prilocaine.

Not only does it delay ejaculation indefinately, ou can get your wisdom teeth removed whilst making sweet sweet Tantric love! Have Rocky work your nutsack like a speed-bag! All without feeling a got-damn thing!

jaylectricity: I need the opposite. I need something to help me ejaculate faster before I lose my erection.

May I suggest a woman?

Or you can just use this:

Lidocaine is f*cking experimental now? You don't have to enter a clinical trial to slather your nether regions with Orajel.

I know that's benzocaine, just go with it

What do mean "premature"?



disapproves

All of you above need to turn in your fark accounts for not getting the headline's reference.

/+1 to subby

D135: just get the easy one out then prepare for round 2

THIS! But make sure you're with a gal who believes there'll be a round 2....

DECMATH: D135: just get the easy one out then prepare for round 2

THIS! But make sure you're with a gal who believes there'll be a round 2....

That's why you just let it go inside on the first round and keep going at it. It can be your little secret. The second time is when you pull out like a gentlemen and blow it all over her chest.

jaylectricity: I need the opposite. I need something to help me ejaculate faster before I lose my erection.

Try a woman who isn't fat.

flyingmonkeysreign: Or you can just use this:

...and end up like this (warning: language.)

The Angry Hand of God: jaylectricity: I need the opposite. I need something to help me ejaculate faster before I lose my erection.

May I suggest a woman?

Oh snap!

Coming right at ya!

Not sure I can swallow that idea. Gonna clean up and try again!

♫Novacaine... for the peen... before I shoot it out♫

The Angry Hand of God: DECMATH: D135: just get the easy one out then prepare for round 2

THIS! But make sure you're with a gal who believes there'll be a round 2....

That's why you just let it go inside on the first round and keep going at it. It can be your little secret. The second time is when you pull out like a gentlemen and blow it all over her chest.

Nah, the first one always goes in her mouth. Then you "head downstairs" while you reload.

vossiewulf: All of you above need to turn in your fark accounts for not getting the headline's reference.


If it's a reference, it's not verbatim (line from the movie is "The only thing we [Romans] don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that that's coming quickly"). I'm thinking it's just a coincidence based on a pretty obvious joke

Just a thought, if you spray lidocaine on your junk and then stick it in a coont, would that not transfer the lidocaine to the coont? I'm thinking no one gets off in this situation.

lethargically frisky: Just a thought, if you spray lidocaine on your junk and then stick it in a coont, would that not transfer the lidocaine to the coont? I'm thinking no one gets off in this situation.

Well, worst case you spray it on, then wrap it up and put it in.

lethargically frisky: Just a thought, if you spray lidocaine on your junk and then stick it in a coont, would that not transfer the lidocaine to the coont? I'm thinking no one gets off in this situation.

my thoughts exactly. and how are we gonna go atm and/or ptm without our partner sounding like Bill Cosy in Himself?

/i hobe you are sabisthied

I know you might be sick, but it's for the good of the country, baby

shiat, that's Bill Cosby, not Bob Cousy

Treygreen13: lethargically frisky: Just a thought, if you spray lidocaine on your junk and then stick it in a coont, would that not transfer the lidocaine to the coont? I'm thinking no one gets off in this situation.

Well, worst case you spray it on, then wrap it up and put it in.

geez, your d*ck might as well be for show after all that, you'll be slamming it in the refrigerator door to try and get a nut.

/would never go to all that trouble to please a woman.
//i'm sure some idiots will be spraying it on their tongues.
///ba zing!!

lethargically frisky: Treygreen13: lethargically frisky: Just a thought, if you spray lidocaine on your junk and then stick it in a coont, would that not transfer the lidocaine to the coont? I'm thinking no one gets off in this situation.

Well, worst case you spray it on, then wrap it up and put it in.

geez, your d*ck might as well be for show after all that, you'll be slamming it in the refrigerator door to try and get a nut.

/would never go to all that trouble to please a woman.
//i'm sure some idiots will be spraying it on their tongues.
///ba zing!!

Well then you should just spray it directly on her to ensure that she doesn't enjoy it.

just so the majority of you farkers can relate, this product will help you get closer to the end of the porno clip before you mess up the keyboard.

Treygreen13: lethargically frisky: Just a thought, if you spray lidocaine on your junk and then stick it in a coont, would that not transfer the lidocaine to the coont? I'm thinking no one gets off in this situation.

Well, worst case you spray it on, then wrap it up and put it in.

good god...if you've got PE with a condom on, you've got issues.

I thought Adam and Eve sold this crap for years...every time I get there crap catalog in the mail I see this in there.

/not that I look for it
//one gallon please

Apply directly to the penis?

With this new spray I'll last 5 times longer? Finally I can be a minute man!

I suspect this is an issue for uncut men.

////Want the 70% sensivitivity loss restored.

Cooper420: Apply directly to the penis?

With this new spray I'll last 5 times longer? Finally I can be a minute man!

Spray on
Applied directly to the penis
Spray on
Applied directly to the penis
Spray on
Applied directly to the penis

ihatedumbpeople: Treygreen13: lethargically frisky: Just a thought, if you spray lidocaine on your junk and then stick it in a coont, would that not transfer the lidocaine to the coont? I'm thinking no one gets off in this situation.

Well, worst case you spray it on, then wrap it up and put it in.

good god...if you've got PE with a condom on, you've got issues.

I thought Adam and Eve sold this crap for years...every time I get there crap catalog in the mail I see this in there.

/not that I look for it
//one gallon please

Yes, yes they do.

If some men could get rid of their PE just by wearing a condom, they would just do that rather than researching a medical spray.

/doesn't have PE

The stock image is the best part. She looks thoroughly unsatisfied, and he obviously wants some props for ejaculating.

DslainteC: This has been around for a long time. It's called Axe Body Spray and it ensures you won't get anywhere near a vagina to prematurely ejaculate into.

Axe, the Hai Karate of my generation. Look it up youngsters.

my lexapro does that for me already

Accent: I know you might be sick, but it's for the good of the country, baby

I was going to post something about that
/Ex used something called deep throat oral desensitizer with 7.5% benzocaine
//I started spraying directly to my penis would go for about 10 minutes longer

DslainteC: This has been around for a long time. It's called Axe Body Spray and it ensures you won't get anywhere near a vagina to prematurely ejaculate into.

PE doesn't require sex.

IQ7ZuuIU: DslainteC: This has been around for a long time. It's called Axe Body Spray and it ensures you won't get anywhere near a vagina to prematurely ejaculate into.

Axe, the Hai Karate of my generation. Look it up youngsters.


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exactly

IQ7ZuuIU: DslainteC: This has been around for a long time. It's called Axe Body Spray and it ensures you won't get anywhere near a vagina to prematurely ejaculate into.

Axe, the Hai Karate of my generation. Look it up youngsters.

FARK is the only place I've heard people en masse describing their hate of Axe. It's a deodorant, not a perfume.

vossiewulf: All of you above need to turn in your fark accounts for not getting the headline's reference.

/+1 to subby

^^think I detect subby^^

As a cut man to suffers PE whilst wearing a condom and being drunk-but-not-Dead-Kennedy-drunk, where can I buy stock in this company?

/It's called kegels, my friend. Do them while fragging terrorists in Modern Warfare 2 or while farming Saronite in WoW.

Jness: As a cut man to suffers PE whilst wearing a condom and being drunk-but-not-Dead-Kennedy-drunk, where can I buy stock in this company?

/It's called kegels, my friend. Do them while fragging terrorists in Modern Warfare 2 or while farming Saronite in WoW.

Don't you have to pee to do kegels?

TheRaven7: Don't you have to pee to do kegels?

It's helpful in identifying the muscle, but once you do that, no.

"The little fag gets it."

-Comicus