free condoms to gay men and males and females aged 1525

/engrish?
//I especially like the "Please measure during erection"

King Missile is happy to hear this.

UNC_Samurai: King Missile is happy to hear this.

wow there's a reference i never thought i'd see again

A disposable penis measuring device for Asians.

What is it, a clear thimble with notches on it?

So do they give it to all their Women or what?

I came in here for the King Missile reference and leave satisfied.

thomps: UNC_Samurai: King Missile is happy to hear this.

wow there's a reference i never thought i'd see again

Came for this reference, satisfied.

Actually heard the tune last night at the bar!

puuukeey: /engrish?
//I especially like the "Please measure during erection"

What impact would this have in the voting booth?

UNC_Samurai: King Missile is happy to hear this.

Came here to say this.

puuukeey: free condoms to gay men and males and females aged 1525

/engrish?
//I especially like the "Please measure during erection"

Better than "please measure after you slam it in a door".

Since it's Thailand, I can see many contests being stolen at the last minute in bars.
"Mine's the biggest!" and then a woman pulls her pants down and her penis wins.

God-is-a-Taco: Since it's Thailand, I can see many contests being stolen at the last minute in bars.
"Mine's the biggest!" and then a woman pulls her pants down and her penis wins.


As someone who has been to Thailand, that is the damn truth. You'd be looking at a girl and go "damn she looks good", then she opens her mouth and your like fark. Consistently it is only the Trannys in Thailand that have what is considering "good physical form" for a westerner, as in some meat on their bones and "curves". Most Thai girls are like twigs, and to me at least that wasn't attractive so I kept getting screwed by the trannys in disguise.

Detachable penis (NSFW, new window)

Bangkok introduces disposable penis measuring device

So Bangkok is introducing women?

Aamelrons: so I kept getting screwed by the trannys in disguise.

Bummer.

Wait, wait wait, let me clarify! I just reread what I said. I don't mean I literally had sex with a tranny, just that I kept getting fooled into thinking "damn thats a hot woman."

Aamelrons: Wait, wait wait, let me clarify! I just reread what I said. I don't mean I literally had sex with a tranny, just that I kept getting fooled into thinking "damn thats a hot woman."

Hehehehehe. You have to admit you asked for it.

Aamelrons: Wait, wait wait, let me clarify! I just reread what I said. I don't mean I literally had sex with a tranny, just that I kept getting fooled into thinking "damn thats a hot woman."

Suuuuuuurre you did :)

Well I see the King Missile reference has been made, many times over. No longer needed in this thread.

God-is-a-Taco: Aamelrons: Wait, wait wait, let me clarify! I just reread what I said. I don't mean I literally had sex with a tranny, just that I kept getting fooled into thinking "damn thats a hot woman."

Hehehehehe. You have to admit you asked for it.

Man, I did set myself up bad. I wasn't even thinking at the time.

I am suprised that most farkers would be worried about condoms.
After all you can't get aids from jerking off to internet porn in your moms basement.

Yer sittin' on a goldmine!

Aamelrons: God-is-a-Taco: Since it's Thailand, I can see many contests being stolen at the last minute in bars.
"Mine's the biggest!" and then a woman pulls her pants down and her penis wins.


As someone who has been to Thailand, that is the damn truth. You'd be looking at a girl and go "damn she looks good", then she opens her mouth and your like fark. Consistently it is only the Trannys in Thailand that have what is considering "good physical form" for a westerner, as in some meat on their bones and "curves". Most Thai girls are like twigs, and to me at least that wasn't attractive so I kept getting screwed by the trannys in disguise.

Seems like you'd notice before that point.

Bangkok.....teehee.

Aamelrons: God-is-a-Taco: Aamelrons: Wait, wait wait, let me clarify! I just reread what I said. I don't mean I literally had sex with a tranny, just that I kept getting fooled into thinking "damn thats a hot woman."

Hehehehehe. You have to admit you asked for it.

Man, I did set myself up bad. I wasn't even thinking at the time.

Thank you for making this thread awesome.

This link is to a PDF: so fair warning. And yes, it is probably not safe for work.

Condomania they-fit measuring kit (new window)

Sadly, they are out of business. I never bought from them, but they were recommended by a friend. Just sayin'

Came for Detachable Penis, leaving very satisfied

/lights cigarette
//blows smoke rings

Anyone mentioned King Missile?

Does anyone know how Murray Head feels about this?

TheAngryGazebo: Does anyone know how Murray Head feels about this?

They were only there for one night in the 80's.

traylor: UNC_Samurai: King Missile is happy to hear this.

Came here to say this.

Ich auch

10 King Missile references. Wow. Truly we live in an age where useless information never dies.

/Came here to make what I thought would be an obscure reference.

Why do they need so many condom sizes?

Here in the West we have only four:
1. "snug fit" for small guys
2. "normal" for normal guys
3. "magnum" for normal guys with insecurities
4. "magnum XL" for donkeys