Poncho Claus

I think you mean Pancho Claus

/not Mexican

All
My
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Love the low rider

That's buena suerte, pendejomitter

I'm going to receive a lot of hate for this, but what the hell.....


Q: What's brown and greasy and slides down the chimney?

A: Sanchez Claus!


*Ducks*

Da da da da da da..da
da da da...da da

My feet are resting on a Mexican right now.

How does he do it? Easy. He uses the Magic Dust.

¡Ay, que lastima!

Cortez the Killer: How does he do it? Easy. He uses the Magic Dust.

Do not deny the lowrider fairy.

If we had given Texas back to the Mexicans like I've demanded in the past this wouldn't be a problem. Well, poor Poncho would still be farked up but I wouldn't have to read about it. That's problem solved in my book.

WhiteAndNerdy: That's buena suerte, pendejomitter

Ha!

I'm gonna guess why he is in the hospital. He is a good person doing good things for poor people. Can't have that! Remember, if you want to live for ever, be an a-hole.

Damn....now after I RTFA, I wish I had said "get well soon" before telling the joke.

Reading the headline reminded me of the Cheech and Chong bit about Santa Claus getting held up at the border.

/Obscure?
//Can't remember much of that bit.
///Does NOT partake in activities of ill repute that alter the mental state.

Pancho needs your prayers it's true, but save a few for Lefty, too.

Calvin Butterball: Reading the headline reminded me of the Cheech and Chong bit about Santa Claus getting held up at the border.

/Obscure?
//Can't remember much of that bit.
///Does NOT partake in activities of ill repute that alter the mental state.

Classic Cheech and Chong.

/Vato with the bony knees
//Santa Cleese and his old lady.

Calvin Butterball
I was just thinking of "Santa Claus and his old lady" when I saw the headline.

Cortez the Killer: How does he do it? Easy. He uses the Magic Dust.

"Get off?! He flies around the world, man!"

oh no! The Thanksgiving Parade won't be the same without Pancho Claus!

Calvin Butterball: Reading the headline reminded me of the Cheech and Chong bit about Santa Claus getting held up at the border.

/Obscure?
//Can't remember much of that bit.
///Does NOT partake in activities of ill repute that alter the mental state.

santa and his misses and a bunch of freaks

WhiteAndNerdy: That's buena suerte, pendejomitter

so luck really is feminine and that whole "lady" luck isn't just a saying... hmm

VERY GUD Senor

The Sponge: I'm going to receive a lot of hate for this, but what the hell.....


Q: What's brown and greasy and slides down the chimney?

A: Sanchez Claus!

That's weird. Sanchez (or Sancho or whatever) is a term commonly used to refer to the guy screwing your wife when you're away from home... I guess now he also brings presents for your kids.

skammie: Poncho Claus

I think you mean Pancho Claus

/not Mexican

Poncho is short for Alfonso. Pancho is short for Francisco.

/Mexican

tedbundee: skammie: Poncho Claus

I think you mean Pancho Claus

/not Mexican

Poncho is short for Alfonso. Pancho is short for Francisco.

/Mexican

Alrighty... the article says Pancho on the freakin title bar. GG Pendejomitter

Earl of Chives: If we had given Texas back to the Mexicans like I've demanded in the past this wouldn't be a problem. Well, poor Poncho would still be farked up but I wouldn't have to read about it. That's problem solved in my book.

we should give chicago back to the mob

Oh Pancho!

loonatic112358: Earl of Chives: If we had given Texas back to the Mexicans like I've demanded in the past this wouldn't be a problem. Well, poor Poncho would still be farked up but I wouldn't have to read about it. That's problem solved in my book.

we should give chicago back to the mob

Sure! We'll just set Chicago down on top of Capone's grave? Or do you want to dig him up and give him a plaque or something? Can we have prohibition back as well?

get well soon, vato!

WhiteAndNerdy:

That's buena suerte, pendejomitter

Tanto esto, y "pancho" también, perdedor.

As silly as it sounds, the guy really is one of the most iconic Christmas figures in South Texas. Hope he gets better soon.

He seems like a good guy. Get well soon, amigo.

Video of him at Christmas in July (new window)

Earl of Chives: loonatic112358: Earl of Chives: If we had given Texas back to the Mexicans like I've demanded in the past this wouldn't be a problem. Well, poor Poncho would still be farked up but I wouldn't have to read about it. That's problem solved in my book.

we should give chicago back to the mob

Sure! We'll just set Chicago down on top of Capone's grave? Or do you want to dig him up and give him a plaque or something? Can we have prohibition back as well?

only for you, we're gonna have to cut you off the booze

emiliogtz: The Sponge: I'm going to receive a lot of hate for this, but what the hell.....


Q: What's brown and greasy and slides down the chimney?

A: Sanchez Claus!

That's weird. Sanchez (or Sancho or whatever) is a term commonly used to refer to the guy screwing your wife when you're away from home... I guess now he also brings presents for your kids.

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