Haven't we heard this before?

BTW, How many guys actually use the pee opening? My boxers have BUTTONS on them. I just pull 'em down and release.
I think my grand dad may actually work his way through the tighty whites, but come on!

Some banana hammocks for the ladies.

Your clothes, give them to me.

The man on page 602?

PickinWhiskers: Haven't we heard this before?

BTW, How many guys actually use the pee opening? My boxers have BUTTONS on them. I just pull 'em down and release.
I think my grand dad may actually work his way through the tighty whites, but come on!

Yeah, this is a repeat- but as far as the trap door goes, I'm seriously thinking about using it. The other day, as I pulled down, the elastic slipped out from under my thumb and smacked me right square in the nuts. It was horrible.

PickinWhiskers: Haven't we heard this before?

BTW, How many guys actually use the pee opening? My boxers have BUTTONS on them. I just pull 'em down and release.
I think my grand dad may actually work his way through the tighty whites, but come on!

I always use it. It's not that hard. If you have issues pulling a flaccid dick through an opening, you have issues that I cannot begin to describe.

Oh, and boxer briefs FTW. Lee makes the best ones I've ever come across.

cptjeff: If you have issues pulling a flaccid dick through an opening, you have issues that I cannot begin to describe.

THIS.

cptjeff: PickinWhiskers: Haven't we heard this before?

BTW, How many guys actually use the pee opening? My boxers have BUTTONS on them. I just pull 'em down and release.
I think my grand dad may actually work his way through the tighty whites, but come on!

I always use it. It's not that hard. If you have issues pulling a flaccid dick through an opening, you have issues that I cannot begin to describe.

Oh, and boxer briefs FTW. Lee makes the best ones I've ever come across.

Hey, thanks for the tip. I'm a boxer brief man myself and always looking for a good brand.

yarnothuntin: Yeah, this is a repeat- but as far as the trap door goes, I'm seriously thinking about using it. The other day, as I pulled down, the elastic slipped out from under my thumb and smacked me right square in the nuts. It was horrible.

OK, I have two genuine questions that I'm not sure I actually want answered.

1. How tight are your underwear? They aren't supposed to fit like a corset. If your underwear are under more tension than the string on an English Longbow, you're doing it wrong.

2. Do you have glass nuts? Unless question #1 is true I don't see how getting slapped with some elastic would cause pain.

PickinWhiskers: BTW, How many guys actually use the pee opening? My boxers have BUTTONS on them. I just pull 'em down and release.

The only time I use it is when I have to pee when it is -30F outside. Otherwise I do as you do.

cptjeff: Lee makes the best ones I've ever come across.

Not a pleasant mental image, dude.

I suspect most guys buy underwear the way I do: Golly, there's TWO packages of men's medium briefs in the rack, I'll buy them both. Most of the time, there are zero.

natazha: I suspect most guys buy underwear the way I do: Golly, there's TWO packages of men's medium briefs in the rack, I'll buy them both. Most of the time, there are zero.

Well, I buy most of mine at BodyAware.com.

Crosshair: yarnothuntin: Yeah, this is a repeat- but as far as the trap door goes, I'm seriously thinking about using it. The other day, as I pulled down, the elastic slipped out from under my thumb and smacked me right square in the nuts. It was horrible.

OK, I have two genuine questions that I'm not sure I actually want answered.

1. How tight are your underwear? They aren't supposed to fit like a corset. If your underwear are under more tension than the string on an English Longbow, you're doing it wrong.

2. Do you have glass nuts? Unless question #1 is true I don't see how getting slapped with some elastic would cause pain.

PickinWhiskers: BTW, How many guys actually use the pee opening? My boxers have BUTTONS on them. I just pull 'em down and release.

The only time I use it is when I have to pee when it is -30F outside. Otherwise I do as you do.

You made me laugh so hard I think I hurt something inside that I need to live.

PickinWhiskers: BTW, How many guys actually use the pee opening?

only when I'm having sex

/lights off
//can I turn off that soft R&B music... I like to hear the sound of you breathing

cptjeff: If you have issues pulling a flaccid dick through an opening, you have issues that I cannot begin to describe.

My flaccid dick is too big to comfortably fit through the flap.

/I'm a shower, not a grower

So the market hit the skids???

Phil McKraken: cptjeff: If you have issues pulling a flaccid dick through an opening, you have issues that I cannot begin to describe.

My flaccid dick is too big to comfortably fit through the flap.

/I'm a shower, not a grower

You know you should really stop wearing 5 year old's tighty whities. If my penis had that problem with the hole in my boxers I would be sporting a liter bottle of soda.

PickinWhiskers: Haven't we heard this before?

BTW, How many guys actually use the pee opening? My boxers have BUTTONS on them. I just pull 'em down and release.
I think my grand dad may actually work his way through the tighty whites, but come on!

What kind of retard actually closes those buttons?

Like. Whoa.

b>Phil McKraken: My flaccid dick is too big to comfortably fit through the flap.

And always halfway in the water while you shiat?

cptjeff: Oh, and boxer briefs FTW. Lee makes the best ones I've ever come across.

If Hanes are good enough for Jordan then who the fark am I to hold out for better? I go with anything that fits my massive thighs.

briefs = fail
boxers = eh, can be okay
boxer briefs = teh winzorz

jwa007: cptjeff: If you have issues pulling a flaccid dick through an opening, you have issues that I cannot begin to describe.

Wye Front?

20 comments so far and no one has posted the Mr. Bean gif yet? Shame, shame.

Farkers be slippin', straight up, yo.

Protip: Buy black underwear, hHides the stains.

why are there never any women's underwear threads?

I started wearing boxers at the advice of Farkers.

Thanks again, guys.

Especially in the mornings.