Perez Hilton is an absolute waste...

Apologize? I would have pissed in his face and handed him a banana.

I like his Beck-esque crying photo. They should have burned him down and salted the Earth where he stood.

the blacked eye peas finally got around to saying they are sorry for ripping off Adam freeland's song "mancry" on their song "party all the time" to. It was sad Adam had to bust their chops because they are some stealing bastards.

By the way if you get a chance ignore the new Black eye peas and get this better album Freeland - Cope

In GTAIV The Ballad of Gay Tony, you get to slap him around a little bit, then drop him out of a helicopter. That's pretty satisfying.

/it's not really him, but they make it pretty obvious that it's him.

"His apology stated: "I apologise for what I did on 22 June 2009, even though you engaged in highly offensive comments... "

That's not an apology. "Sorry I hit you because you are a douche" doesn't count. Try again.

/P. Hilton is a douche, regardless

Jesus, what a homely pharker.

Doctor Jan Itor: That's not an apology. "Sorry I hit you because you are a douche" doesn't count. Try again.

No, I think that's good enough. I would have done it more like

I'm sorry...

that you're a whiney, instigating little fark face who twitters to the word you need the police because your ego was bruised and you forgot the number for 911. Wipe that ridiculous looking paint off your smug little face and grow the fark up.

Actually if anyone ever deserved to get punched in the face for being a big fat douchebag....it's Hilton.

Wait, assaulting Perez Hilton is unfashionable?

I thought that NEVER went out of fashion.

Funny how white musicians like Red Hot Chili Peppers never a salt anyone

DJanomaly: Actually if anyone ever deserved to get punched in the face for being a big fat douchebag....it's Hilton.



If big fat douchebags like him got punched more often, the world would be a better place.

No one is accountable anymore. You're gonna sue me? Big deal. However if owning up to your mouth meant getting a black eye and a bloody nose, people would be a whole lot nicer.


Why I Started Punching Jerks Again

/oh the hate I feel for Perez Hilton...

tehotherbilly: Apologize? I would have pissed in his face and handed him a banana.


This, Cartman.

I'm not a fan of the BEP, either, but this guy deserves the hero tag for that moment.

/"Minorities ... ohhhh ...."

The Black Eyed Peas need to apologize for that "performance" on Monday Night Football a while back.

LewDux: Funny how white musicians like Red Hot Chili Peppers never a salt anyone

You're kidding, right? (Hard to pick up tone...so I am assuming you are aiming for funny.)

Wait, wait.

People are actually being punished for assaulting obnoxious online gossip columnists?

What is the world coming to?

Meanwhile, no amount of appologizing can ever forgive Perez for allowing himself to exist.

\Embarassed to be under the same flag as that scrag.

LewDux: Funny how white musicians like Red Hot Chili Peppers never a salt anyone

No, but they might mace someone if they had it cumin.

Wow, Perez is such a little baby.

Aarontology: The Black Eyed Peas need to apologize for that "performance" on Monday Night Football a while back.

That was f*cking horrific.

FunkOut: LewDux: Funny how white musicians like Red Hot Chili Peppers never a salt anyone

No, but they might mace someone if they had it cumin.

While peppering him with witty insults.

FunkOut: LewDux: Funny how white musicians like Red Hot Chili Peppers never a salt anyone

No, but they might mace someone if they had it cumin.

Sage words there.

how the fark to these people become famous and make money? 20 years ago this asshat would be complaining to his manager that he's not making enough for flipping farking burgers.

That was not nearly sufficient! I don't mean the apology, I mean the beating.

Otackle72: FunkOut: LewDux: Funny how white musicians like Red Hot Chili Peppers never a salt anyone

No, but they might mace someone if they had it cumin.

Sage words there.

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF THYME!

The correct way to deal with this situation is a Cage Match to the Death.
/That is all.

I know that there are laws against assault. But I think that context should always be taken into account. THis allows for ruling from judge/jury like:

"Im sorry sir, but you deserved to get punched in the face."

Sometimes people just deserve to get punched in the face.

sure haven't: If big fat douchebags like him got punched more often, the world would be a better place.

Preeee-cisely. If more comeuppances were appropriately received, the world would indeed be a better place.

Now, I'm not advocating fist fights as the solution to all problems, but people get away with wayyyy too much crap, with far too few well-timed "STFU!"s and "GTFO!"s. (See also: Any of the recent tip-related and/or retail-worker threads.)

"Biatch had it comin," should be a valid defense, if you can indeed prove both the "biatch" component and the "had it comin'" component.

Perez should apologize for slamming his face into that poor man's fist.

Did he say "You're welcome" to the rest of the world?

I read the headline, thought it meant Paris Hilton and wondered, "why'd someone hit a skinny little girl?"

And then I read the article and felt all that sympathy evaporate. Which made me realize that for a fleeting moment, I felt sympathy for Paris.

Something is wrong with me. Or Perez is just that obnoxious.

/Or both

subby lost the chance to put in a "with told him once picture" meme.

sure haven't: Why I Started Punching Jerks Again

That story ended way too early...

So did Perez ask him what he thought of gay marriage or was this a hate crime?
I mean, I hate Perez with the heat of a 1,000 suns but I want to be PC.

SFSailor: sure haven't: If big fat douchebags like him got punched more often, the world would be a better place.

Preeee-cisely. If more comeuppances were appropriately received, the world would indeed be a better place.

Now, I'm not advocating fist fights as the solution to all problems, but people get away with wayyyy too much crap, with far too few well-timed "STFU!"s and "GTFO!"s. (See also: Any of the recent tip-related and/or retail-worker threads.)

"Biatch had it comin," should be a valid defense, if you can indeed prove both the "biatch" component and the "had it comin'" component.

To paraphrase anotherr farker:

"Violence solves lots of things. Look at World War 2."

/Don't remember who to give credit.

are you allowed to tell an actual nancy to man up?

Felix_T_Cat: "Violence solves lots of things. Look at World War 2."

Comeuppance != violence, necessarily.

RTFC: "STFU" and/or "GTFO" need not be violent, but are woefully underapplied. There are more and more and ever more selfish loudmouth pains in the ass because selfish loudmouth pains in the ass are far too rarely punished, in some form or another, for their behavior.

As someone who has only seen this guy on TV once or twice, you people seem to hold quite a bit if vitriol for someone you probably do not follow.

Is it bad that I forgot this whole thing had happened and clicked on the link hoping it was about Paris Hilton getting popped?

So they gave him the boom boom boom?

DJanomaly: Actually if anyone ever deserved to get punched in the face for being a big fat douchebag....it's Hilton.

DING!

Doctor Jan Itor: "His apology stated: "I apologise for what I did on 22 June 2009, even though you engaged in highly offensive comments... "

That's not an apology. "Sorry I hit you because you are a douche" [But it] doesn't count matter. Try again. Don't worry about it. The snivelling little rat-faced worm deserved it.

There...

MDGeist: Wow, Perez is such a little baby.

That video he posted after the assault made Chris "Leave Britney Alone" look dignified by comparison.

My favorite line: "I report on other people's drama, I don't NEED drama in his life."

O RLY? The snivelling little rat-faced worm thought he could say anything and everything about anybody and there would never be any reprisal for it. He honestly thought he was as untouchable screaming directly in a man's face as he was blogging in the privacy of his own home.

sure haven't: If big fat douchebags like him got punched more often, the world would be a better place.

No one is accountable anymore. You're gonna sue me? Big deal. However if owning up to your mouth meant getting a black eye and a bloody nose, people would be a whole lot nicer.

Why I Started Punching Jerks Again

/oh the hate I feel for Perez Hilton...

That was a very satisfying read. I'm sorry, if you brashly spit in someone's face, that's assault and you've volunteered yourself for amateur dentistry trials.

That being said, and not being an ITG, I've actually won arguments with hot-heads using words to prevent the situation from coming to blows. I prefer my record of diffusing, breaking up and avoiding fights to the alternative. In fact, the last time I had to restrain myself physically was in 2001 with a very smug, extremely douchey douche... oh, God thinking about it to this day gets me riled up!

If the guy from BEP had any balls at all, he would have said "F*ck you, you deserved it, I'd do it again", then taken his punishment like a man.

I'mma going let you finish, but Jon Lovitz initiated the best d-list celebrity beatdown of all times!

Having said that, what I really like about that situation is that "Perez" tried to play the gay card and everyone even remotely LBGT just went "Hey, we've got no problem with you getting beat up.".

Wake me up when the Black Eye Pant Pissers apologize for existing.

I dont even care if perez got punched or by who. Just get rid of the farking peas. They all dress like reatrded assholes.

Honestly who cares if some guy who makes his living cutting celebs down and drawing little penises on people's face gets smacked around.

A real man would have gone mano e mano. F*ck him...

fark that. Beat him until is his is inverted

He sure does have an enormous face.