wait, the rumors are that Katie and Tom are having relationship trouble. Could it be that Dawson and Joey will finally find happiness together..?

Is he the "welcome to fark" guy?

"I don't want... my wife."

Wait....

I thought he was gay?

detfrost1
Wait....

I thought he was gay?

maybe he is

damn. mere seconds!

He's having an affair with Katie Holmes.

JerseyTim: "I don't want... my wife."

*golf clap*

JerseyTim: "I don't want... my wife."

It's Cool Story, Bro time!

Van Der Beek was in one of the Wilmywood bars, back in the Dawson's days. He was quite sauced and started getting belligerent, so the bartender cut him off. He snottily shouted at the barman, "Do you know who I am?" Bartender looks him in the eye and says, "Nope."

He tried taking a swing at the bouncer on the way out the door, and got a face-full of sidewalk for his troubles.

In the article's picture at least, dude's got a huge head.

NuttierThanEver: wait, the rumors are that Katie and Tom are having relationship trouble. Could it be that Dawson and Joey will finally find happiness together..?


as a twenty something, it is to my great shame that i would like to see this happen. Damn you Pace, damn you to hell.

NuttierThanEver: wait, the rumors are that Katie and Tom are having relationship trouble. Could it be that Dawson and Joey will finally find happiness together..?

Don't play with my heart like that!

I hate that song SO MUCH. I swear its like every store I go into, it doesn't matter what type of store, they must know I'm coming because that song always comes on the muzak about a minute after I walk in the door. I farkING HATE IT. And right after that that stupid five for fighting song. GRRR$#00000000%$@&@$@!!!!1

Occam's Chainsaw: It's Cool Story, Bro time!

Van Der Beek was in one of the Wilmywood bars, back in the Dawson's days. He was quite sauced and started getting belligerent, so the bartender cut him off. He snottily shouted at the barman, "Do you know who I am?" Bartender looks him in the eye and says, "Nope."

He tried taking a swing at the bouncer on the way out the door, and got a face-full of sidewalk for his troubles.

haha, that was a Cool story, bro.

sickb0y: I hate that song SO MUCH. I swear its like every store I go into, it doesn't matter what type of store, they must know I'm coming because that song always comes on the muzak about a minute after I walk in the door. I farkING HATE IT. And right after that that stupid five for fighting song. GRRR$#00000000%$@&@$@!!!!1

Just for you, then. (new window)

I hope for your sake its a rick roll.

"You're doubling me, obviously. I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill".
"Bob".
"Right. And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray".
"Jay... fark, Biggs, did you even READ the script"?
"There's a script"?
"Listen, Potzer"!
"There's a script for this movie"?
"You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. A day".
"fark you and your Dawson's Crap! Go to hell, Pacey! Go to hell"!
"At least call me by the right farking character".

Good jorb subby, I LOL'd.

A headline years in the making. +1

The couple were married in July 2003 and have no children.

Sweet. No pesky child support payments or alimony!

Dialectic: The couple were married in July 2003 and have no children.

Sweet. No pesky child support payments or alimony!

Child support - no. Alimony, well that remains to be seen.

Tachikoma: sickb0y: I hate that song SO MUCH. I swear its like every store I go into, it doesn't matter what type of store, they must know I'm coming because that song always comes on the muzak about a minute after I walk in the door. I farkING HATE IT. And right after that that stupid five for fighting song. GRRR$#00000000%$@&@$@!!!!1

Just for you, then. (new window)

I forgot about that. Laugh for the day. Thanks

sickb0y: I hate that song SO MUCH. I swear its like every store I go into, it doesn't matter what type of store, they must know I'm coming because that song always comes on the muzak about a minute after I walk in the door. I farkING HATE IT. And right after that that stupid five for fighting song. GRRR$#00000000%$@&@$@!!!!1

Is there a place in the world where passage of time stopped some time around 2002?

Hey James Van Der Beek, why the long face?

Is he Scientologist? Because they join to hide teh ghey.

/willing to console him in his time of sorrow.
//I'm teh ghey.

Occam's Chainsaw: It's Cool Story, Bro time!

Van Der Beek was in one of the Wilmywood bars, back in the Dawson's days. He was quite sauced and started getting belligerent, so the bartender cut him off. He snottily shouted at the barman, "Do you know who I am?" Bartender looks him in the eye and says, "Nope."

He tried taking a swing at the bouncer on the way out the door, and got a face-full of sidewalk for his troubles.


wilmywood?

calbert: "You're doubling me, obviously. I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill".
"Bob".
"Right. And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray".
"Jay... fark, Biggs, did you even READ the script"?
"There's a script"?
"Listen, Potzer"!
"There's a script for this movie"?
"You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. A day".
"fark you and your Dawson's Crap! Go to hell, Pacey! Go to hell"!
"At least call me by the right farking character".

That movie had some unexpected gems in it. Dawson's Creek was a horrible, horrible show.

DerekSD: wilmywood?

Lovely Wilmington, North Carolina, home of EUE / Screen Gems studio, the largest film production operation outside of California.

I don't want to wait
For our lives to be over
I want to know right now
What will it be
I don't want to wait
For our lives to be over
Will it be yes or will it be
Sorry

He showed up all wet
On the rainy front step
Wearing shrapnel in his skin
And the war he saw
Lives inside him still
It's so hard to be gentle and warm
The years passed by and now
He had granddaughters

Coming back into the thread to curse you to the depths of hell, subby. I've got that stupid song stuck in my head now.

Dawson's Creek + Assassin's Creed =
Assassin's Creek!
"You won't have to wait for their lives to be over!"

jessicat: Coming back into the thread to curse you to the depths of hell, subby. I've got that stupid song stuck in my head now.

Which stupid song would you rather not get stuck in your head?

That explains the long face.

Somaticasual: Is he the "welcome to fark" guy?

Your career must be pretty much in the toilet when you are known as "the welcome to fark guy".

Interesting, I heard the same story about Alanis Morrisette many moons ago. I wonder if this is one of those "I know a guy who knows a guy stories"

Occam's Chainsaw: It's Cool Story, Bro time!

Van Der Beek was in one of the Wilmywood bars, back in the Dawson's days. He was quite sauced and started getting belligerent, so the bartender cut him off. He snottily shouted at the barman, "Do you know who I am?" Bartender looks him in the eye and says, "Nope."

He tried taking a swing at the bouncer on the way out the door, and got a face-full of sidewalk for his troubles.

Hrmm, he's looking pretty rough these days:

Ashtrey: Hrmm, he's looking pretty rough these days:

His hair actually kinda looks like a bird (flapping it's wings in flight, see it?) so your arguement is invalid.

nu doot aboot it.

James Van Der Beek is very disturbing to look at. For eyebleach, how about some pre Mrs-Xenu Katie Holmes pics ?

Since reading this headline earlier, the same eleven words of that song have been looping through my head.

So, submitter:

Pray that you never see me on the street. For I will stalk you relentlessly until, cornering you in a blind alley, I will beat you nearly senseless about the head with the boxed DVD set of Dawson's Creek.

When you come to, you'll find yourself chained to a chair in a dark room with an iPod superglued to your forehead and the buds caulked into your ears, looping that infernal song over and over and over.

In front of you on a table, just out of reach, a gun with a single bullet.

Fark you, Submitter.

Farrk you to hell.

I didn't even know he was married, that makes it even worse what happened to that student in Aruba....

Jeebus Christ, that man has a big head.

James Van Der Beek....... My nubian!!!!


/can't be that obscure... It's fark, it's what I was hoping to see when I came in.

rikkards: Interesting, I heard the same story about Alanis Morrisette many moons ago. I wonder if this is one of those "I know a guy who knows a guy stories"

Occam's Chainsaw: It's Cool Story, Bro time!

Van Der Beek was in one of the Wilmywood bars, back in the Dawson's days. He was quite sauced and started getting belligerent, so the bartender cut him off. He snottily shouted at the barman, "Do you know who I am?" Bartender looks him in the eye and says, "Nope."

He tried taking a swing at the bouncer on the way out the door, and got a face-full of sidewalk for his troubles.

Or the eleventy billion farkers whose sister/wife/mother is a teacher and has a kid named "shiathead" in her class?

barefootmarco: James Van Der Beek....... My nubian!!!!


/can't be that obscure... It's fark, it's what I was hoping to see when I came in.

What's a nubian?

How about the sisters from Sister Sister?

Occam's Chainsaw: He tried taking a swing at the bouncer on the way out the door, and got a face-full of sidewalk for his troubles.

Rumor has it that on the set of Dawson's Creek, James Van Der Beek would shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.

I have never once seen him other than pictures on the web. His forehead is so big he makes Shari Belafonte's forehead seem Neanderthal.


James Van Der Beek would shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.

This made my morning swiss cheese slice dribble out my mouth.