"I flew this vet, a lovely lady, all the way from L.A. to N.Y. and back and forth and the dog didn't have the puppies. I wanted to see the birth so, of course, when we got here (London) she had her babies."

Mariah Carey is the next Nic Cage. Spending money on stupid shiat will make you go bankrupt. A c-section for a farking dog? Flying a vet back and forth? Ridiculous.

Saw "Mariah Carey" and "puppies."

Clicked.

Left disappointed.

Because, clearly no other vet could have delivered the puppies.

//this is something leona helmsley would have done

Of all the zany things the superrich do, this doesn't strike me as all that out there.

"Dude, just made out with Mariah Carey"

Sinister Urge: Saw "Mariah Carey" and "puppies."

Clicked.

Left disappointed.

Ew... I'd be afraid of what lies hidden. That woman seems riddled with fail in every other way after all.

This sounds like an episode of "Royal Pains".

Despite being in London, Mariah Carey flew her personal vet from Los Angeles to New York to help her dog deliver puppies

That's more like it.

Puppies?

I hope Bob Barker shows up and kicks her in the flaps.

johnsoninca: "Dude, just made out with Mariah Carey"

That commercial just annoys me. When I see him kick the elevator button, I really feel the need to punch him in the head.

Other people who want to use that elevator do not want to be involved in your fantasies.

TommyymmoT: johnsoninca: "Dude, just made out with Mariah Carey"

That commercial just annoys me. When I see him kick the elevator button, I really feel the need to punch him in the head.

Other people who want to use that elevator do not want to be involved in your fantasies.

Although I know who Mariah Carey is, I've never heard a song of her's in my life.

Sun God: TommyymmoT: johnsoninca: "Dude, just made out with Mariah Carey"

That commercial just annoys me. When I see him kick the elevator button, I really feel the need to punch him in the head.

Other people who want to use that elevator do not want to be involved in your fantasies.

Although I know who Mariah Carey is, I've never heard a song of her's in my life.

Be glad you haven't, because your ears will bleed tremendously.

Sun God: Although I know who Mariah Carey is, I've never heard a song of her's in my life.

You are the luckiest bastard alive.

Fluorescent Testicle: Sun God: Although I know who Mariah Carey is, I've never heard a song of her's in my life.

You are the luckiest bastard alive.

I learned about her early career. She can apparently do about 7 octaves. So, she gets a present from Snoopy or something. A waste of skill.

Freddy Mercury could apparently do about 4 octaves, and was a much better performer.

You can do worse things than take care of your pets. As much as she's an annoying twunt, there are far worse things than flying vets around to be sure your pets are taken care of.

I wonder if Mariah needs a tutor for her dogs. I bet they're sorely lacking in their knowledge of dog history, philosophy and literature. To say nothing of mathematics and the sciences. Why should those poor creatures suffer in their ignorance when I could teach them for $2500 $5000 $10112.95 weekly?

/bets that Mariah is sorely lacking in history, philosophy and literature. To say nothing of mathematics and the sciences. But, hey, she's rich. What does it matter, right?

EatHam: You can do worse things than take care of your pets. As much as she's an annoying twunt, there are far worse things than flying vets around to be sure your pets are taken care of.

Pets are a luxury. And, as far as I know most people shouldn't have pets. Pets control you. They control the way you feed them. They control the way you conduct everything. It's not right to have a pet cat, or a dog which does nothing. Fend for yourself.

JerseyTim: Of all the zany things the superrich do, this doesn't strike me as all that out there.

I was thinking the same thing. Who among us, if we suddenly became multi-gazillionaires, wouldn't develop at least a couple of extravagant habits?

I'd wear a brand-new pair of socks every day.

Sun God: Pets control you. They control the way you feed them. They control the way you conduct everything.

I don't think you are thinking of "pets" here, are you sure you aren't thinking of your alien overlords?

TommyymmoT: johnsoninca: "Dude, just made out with Mariah Carey"

That commercial just annoys me. When I see him kick the elevator button, I really feel the need to punch him in the head.

Other people who want to use that elevator do not want to be involved in your fantasies.

What annoys me in real life is that you know the real Mariah Carey would either be horrified that some hotel peon was still in her room, or rip him because there's 17 white orchids in the floral arrangement she requested, not 16.

You know what, every time I go to recycle plastic bags, or take my bike rather than the car, or do that carbon footprint offsetting thing when I fly - just before I do it, I remember shiat like this. And I remember why we're all farked.

Has Eminem released another diss track aimed at Mariah and Nic Cannon yet? The first one is comedy gold.

Sun God: Although I know who Mariah Carey is, I've never heard a song of her's in my life.

You've never been shopping at any of the thousands of retail stores that play her holiday hits over and over and over during Christmas... what a shame.

Sun God: Although I know who Mariah Carey is, I've never heard a song of her's in my life.

You probably have, you just didn't realize it. Carey is phenomenally talented but doesn't actually sing. She sings the way Beyonce sings. Lots of ups and downs, "whisper"-style singing, nothing remotely close to what she's capable of.

As far as this issue is concerned, it's actually nowhere near as crazy as some of the other stuff celebrities do. shiat, if I had the money and I was on tour, I'd pay to send my dental hygienist and doctor and masseuse out with me.

Nogale: JerseyTim: Of all the zany things the superrich do, this doesn't strike me as all that out there.

I was thinking the same thing. Who among us, if we suddenly became multi-gazillionaires, wouldn't develop at least a couple of extravagant habits?

I'd wear a brand-new pair of socks every day.

THIS ^

That is my one consistent 'if I ever win the lottery' promise to myself.

Mariah Carey officially busts the Crazy/Hot scale. She is farking nuts.

I would like to send her a Hallmark card for the holidays.

//by Hallmark I mean penis
/// and by holidays I mean bending her over the arm of my couch and ramming her so furiously they would be able to use her ass as a windsock.

Nogale: I'd wear a brand-new pair of socks every day.

I would finally get my moat.

Can't blame her - they have SOCIALIZED MEDICINE there you know.

Too.
Much.
Money.

"dude, I just made out with Mariah Carey"
"so how does my semen taste?"

homeschooled:
Mariah Carey is the next Nic Cage.

More like the next Krusty The Clown...with bigger tits.

"My house is dirty, buy me a new one."

It's her money to spend and her Vet's money to take.

Do you get upset when someone gets the $25 steak when the $9.99 6oz is plenty and tastes just as good to you?

WTF Indeed: Mariah Carey officially busts the Crazy/Hot scale. She is farking nuts.

why?? Because she cares about her pet? I've seen people do things for their pets that I would consider crazy, but this doesn't come close to making the list. It's not as if she is short of funds.

What Mariah Carey's puppies may look like.

GavinTheAlmighty: Sun God: Although I know who Mariah Carey is, I've never heard a song of her's in my life.

You probably have, you just didn't realize it.

I was going to say this as well. She has also sang at numerous televised sporting events and her music is played on just every stores' PA.

At the risk of sounding bad I must say her nose has always made me think she is not that attractive face wise.

Skip ahead 10 years. Her music stops selling. She spent all of her cash, she will be too fat to get a spread in Playboy to pick up any more fast cash and ta-da another broke-ass pseudo-musician. Insert picture of Mc Hammer house here...

monoski: Skip ahead 10 years. Her music stops selling. She spent all of her cash, she will be too fat to get a spread in Playboy to pick up any more fast cash and ta-da another broke-ass pseudo-musician. Insert picture of Mc Hammer house here...

She still has to go thru her mental breakdown, shave her head, freak out, show her twattage in public, finds god and she makes her big comeback period before she is totally without value.

nicksteel: WTF Indeed: Mariah Carey officially busts the Crazy/Hot scale. She is farking nuts.

why?? Because she cares about her pet? I've seen people do things for their pets that I would consider crazy, but this doesn't come close to making the list. It's not as if she is short of funds.

I think it's because she had nervous breakdown 10 years ago