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(The Sun) Silly Gardener finds a squash in the shape of a duck. The Sun is there   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 37
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vossiewulf [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 02:25:47 AM  
This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Tell me again how a squash shaped like a duck can be used to detect witches.

 
hempheh 2009-11-20 03:52:16 AM  
I read it as dick.

I am disapoint.

 
PickinWhiskers 2009-11-20 03:52:23 AM  
vossiewulf: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Tell me again how a squash shaped like a duck can be used to detect witches.

It floats?

 
vicejay [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 03:57:27 AM  
Heh.. Sure could use a little good news today.

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2009-11-20 03:57:52 AM  
hempheh: I read it as dick.

I am disapoint.


THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

 
AbbeySomeone 2009-11-20 04:00:29 AM  
hempheh: I read it as dick.

I am disapoint.


Honey, if we could grow dick in our gardens...
Won't somebody think of the porn?

 
probably 2009-11-20 04:03:33 AM  
On my level of veganism, this counts. Because plants may have consciousness. Duck consciousness.

 
MoonPirate 2009-11-20 04:05:39 AM  
Clear evidence of Evolution.

 
Type40 2009-11-20 04:08:28 AM  
Duck, gettit? It sounds almost exactly like f...

 
crab66 [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 04:12:37 AM  
MoonPirate: Clear evidence of Evolution.

Evolutionism is the tinfoil hat atheists wear to keep God out of their brainwaves.

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2009-11-20 04:15:00 AM  
Evolution is the tinfoil squash that atheists wear to keep ducks out of their brainwaves.

 
Kuoxasar 2009-11-20 04:22:50 AM  
Evolution is the duck that squash atheists wear to keep tinfoil out of their Godwaves.

 
Type40 2009-11-20 04:27:07 AM  
I found it particularly ironic my lord as I've got a thingy that's shaped as a turnip. I'm great at parties, I hide in the vegetable rack and frighten the children.

 
MoonPirate 2009-11-20 04:29:12 AM  
Type40: I found it particularly ironic my lord as I've got a thingy that's shaped as a turnip. I'm great at parties, I hide in the vegetable rack and frighten the children.

Baldric?

 
bohab 2009-11-20 04:32:01 AM  
Hey look! I found a man in the shape of a squash.

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/8558/100618d1256993051totall.jpg
NSFW gore alert!

/not safe for lunch
//as requested

 
Joce678 2009-11-20 04:32:17 AM  
crab66: Evolutionism is the tinfoil hat atheists wear to keep God out of their brainwaves.

Huh?

 
upright_apes_r_us 2009-11-20 04:33:40 AM  
Someones trying to quack the plant / animal barrier.

 
yarnothuntin [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 04:34:59 AM  
PickinWhiskers: vossiewulf: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Tell me again how a squash shaped like a duck can be used to detect witches.

It floats?


Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

 
Type40 2009-11-20 04:35:10 AM  
Sorry, Duck's off.

 
NobleHam 2009-11-20 04:38:17 AM  
bohab:
DIAF

 
Pert 2009-11-20 04:41:13 AM  
Squash:

static.flickr.com

Duck:

soli.inav.net

 
GungFu 2009-11-20 04:58:12 AM  
hempheh: I read it as dick.

I am disapoint.




Penis Gourd meme returns?

 
Pert 2009-11-20 05:06:03 AM  
Also, squashed duck...

www.andreburgos.com

 
MoonPirate 2009-11-20 05:13:55 AM  
bohab: Hey look! I found a man in the shape of a squash.

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/8558/100618d1256993051totall.jpg
NSFW gore alert!


Dude! I think that guys leg might be broken.

 
Oldiron_79 2009-11-20 08:05:47 AM  
clearly witchraft is involved here.

We shall use my larger scales.

 
ukexpat 2009-11-20 08:14:21 AM  
Squash is the spawn of the devil!

 
MorrisBird [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 08:20:49 AM  
And Terry Pratchett smiles.

 
Thisbymaster 2009-11-20 08:26:24 AM  
Anyone else see the other roots that look like people link? And of course the topless models link NSFW

 
Badgers 2009-11-20 08:40:51 AM  
So, this is the kind of "news" that Rupert Murdoch wants us to pay for...

It all makes sense now.

 
ThreeEdgedSword 2009-11-20 08:58:42 AM  
Did somebody say penis gourd?

penis gourd penis gourd penis gourd

 
Krymson Tyde 2009-11-20 09:00:44 AM  
Finally, instead of forcing it into other threads I have the perfect one to post a pic of my potwato.

i232.photobucket.com

Sorry I couldn't find the pic of my dicktater.

 
mitEj [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 09:19:50 AM  
Krymson Tyde: Finally, instead of forcing it into other threads I have the perfect one to post a pic of my potwato.



Sorry I couldn't find the pic of my dicktater.


you farked that didn't you.

 
Huck Chaser 2009-11-20 09:37:41 AM  
I'd bet you anything that the farmer scratched that "eyelid" on himself.

 
Coyotlboy 2009-11-20 11:49:23 AM  
www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net

Approves!

 
Trentain [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 02:07:34 PM  
Certainly more believable than the biblical figures found in toast, or on the rear end of a dog.

www.hohokus.net

 
christer 2009-11-20 03:34:11 PM  
Wow. I am overwhelmed by the stupid.

 
Krymson Tyde 2009-11-20 03:57:01 PM  
mitEj: Krymson Tyde: Finally, instead of forcing it into other threads I have the perfect one to post a pic of my potwato.



Sorry I couldn't find the pic of my dicktater.

you farked that didn't you.


Who told yo....err, no, don't be ridiculous.

 
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