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johnsoninca: Pro tip: When criticizing someone online, be sure to use the spell check, or else you'll get itno trouble.

Hehe.

This is what we get instead of a

OH MY GOD RICKY WILLIAMS IS farkING AWESOME


thread?

Shame on you Fark. Shame shame on you.

Terry lived about 2 miles from my house growing up in Keller, TX. One day i went to Blockbuster back in the 90's and saw him there. So i went up to him (i was younger and didnt care okay?) I told him that he had ruined my dads Superbowls twice in the 70's and that my father still held it against him. My dad is the reason why im a lifelong Cowboys fan. His fault, Thank god for him. ANyways, Terry leaned in a little closer, put his hand on my shoulder, and said with a Don Meredith-like swagger," Well son, you can tell him, i had a hell of a lot of fun doin it." Then he winked at me gave me a little side hug, signed an autograph and was on his way. I like Terry Bradshaw....

todd_bertuzzi: C_T

If I remember right, I think it is CA_.

/he's right about Williams so far, though
//but Austin damn sure seems to be worth it
///go 'Boys

Terry Bradshaw is the only reason to watch the FOX NFL Pregame Show.

digistil: Terry Bradshaw is the only reason to watch the FOX NFL Pregame Show.

Yeah, that's how bad the show is.

myinternetname: This is what we get instead of a

OH MY GOD RICKY WILLIAMS IS farkING AWESOME


thread?

Shame on you Fark. Shame shame on you.

THIS

Ricky Williams was teh awesome. I read the "Fail" thread from the other night and laughed.

It's one of the few deals the Lions have gotten the best of in my lifetime...yet they'll blow the picks anyway.

slayer199: It's one of the few deals the Lions have gotten the best of in my lifetime...yet they'll blow the picks anyway.

Brandon Pettigrew looks like he's going to be good and Sammie Hill and Aaron Brown have looked ok.

So, yeah. Looks like Lions might've gotten this on right.

As a Giant's fan, I'm enjoying Roy Williams' Fail every game. Dropped passes, fumbles, the biatching about the lights being too bright. Its pretty much all I have left. Wagging the Giants is just too painful these days.

Ghoulthulhu: Terry lived about 2 miles from my house growing up in Keller, TX. One day i went to Blockbuster back in the 90's and saw him there. So i went up to him (i was younger and didnt care okay?) I told him that he had ruined my dads Superbowls twice in the 70's and that my father still held it against him. My dad is the reason why im a lifelong Cowboys fan. His fault, Thank god for him. ANyways, Terry leaned in a little closer, put his hand on my shoulder, and said with a Don Meredith-like swagger," Well son, you can tell him, i had a hell of a lot of fun doin it." Then he winked at me gave me a little side hug, signed an autograph and was on his way. I like Terry Bradshaw....

cool story bro

breaking news from the future: Cowboys trade top draft picks in order to acquire Michael Crabtree, who is expected to replace clubhouse cancer Roy Williams

Roy Williams is a alligator armed cry baby. I hate his gizzards and guts. At least TO would catch some of the ones thrown his way.

Ghoulthulhu: Terry lived about 2 miles from my house growing up in Keller, TX. One day i went to Blockbuster back in the 90's and saw him there. So i went up to him (i was younger and didnt care okay?) I told him that he had ruined my dads Superbowls twice in the 70's and that my father still held it against him. My dad is the reason why im a lifelong Cowboys fan. His fault, Thank god for him. ANyways, Terry leaned in a little closer, put his hand on my shoulder, and said with a Don Meredith-like swagger," Well son, you can tell him, i had a hell of a lot of fun doin it." Then he winked at me gave me a little side hug, signed an autograph and was on his way. I like Terry Bradshaw....

Good for Terry. He's always seemed like a likeable guy, and tougher than a roadhouse steak.

TheBitterest: slayer199: It's one of the few deals the Lions have gotten the best of in my lifetime...yet they'll blow the picks anyway.

Brandon Pettigrew looks like he's going to be good and Sammie Hill and Aaron Brown have looked ok.

So, yeah. Looks like Lions might've gotten this on right.

It's still early....it's the Lions. They'll manage to screw it up somehow.

TheBitterest: slayer199: It's one of the few deals the Lions have gotten the best of in my lifetime...yet they'll blow the picks anyway.

Brandon Pettigrew looks like he's going to be good and Sammie Hill and Aaron Brown have looked ok.

So, yeah. Looks like Lions might've gotten this on right.

I really liked their draft last year. I thought they did really well. They must get a real left tackle though. That would allow them to move Backus to left guard (whether he likes it or not). Once they do that they will have a legit offense. If I were them I'd take the best left tackle available then draft all defense. They really need another defensive tackle and a speedy edge rusher for the right side. I think the linebackers are fine. The secondary could use an overhaul too. It's scary but they could be good in a year or two if they keep this up.

Actually the cowboys gave up a first-round pick in 2009, plus a third- and sixth-rounder that year for Williams and a seventh-round pick in '10.

I don't think that is equivalent to two first round picks.

spacechicken170am:

I really liked their draft last year. I thought they did really well. They must get a real left tackle though. That would allow them to move Backus to left guard (whether he likes it or not). Once they do that they will have a legit offense. If I were them I'd take the best left tackle available then draft all defense. They really need another defensive tackle and a speedy edge rusher for the right side. I think the linebackers are fine. The secondary could use an overhaul too. It's scary but they could be good in a year or two if they keep this up.

I liked it too. I liked the Pettigrew pick. Delmas is the real deal. I agree with you about Backus, but I think you gotta help the D-Line first. Get that tackle and end, then worry about everything else.

And moving Backus to guard just changes the position of where the false starts come from.

I haven't liked Roy Williams since he started horse-collaring everyone. What? Nevermind.

TheBitterest: spacechicken170am:

I really liked their draft last year. I thought they did really well. They must get a real left tackle though. That would allow them to move Backus to left guard (whether he likes it or not). Once they do that they will have a legit offense. If I were them I'd take the best left tackle available then draft all defense. They really need another defensive tackle and a speedy edge rusher for the right side. I think the linebackers are fine. The secondary could use an overhaul too. It's scary but they could be good in a year or two if they keep this up.

I liked it too. I liked the Pettigrew pick. Delmas is the real deal. I agree with you about Backus, but I think you gotta help the D-Line first. Get that tackle and end, then worry about everything else.

And moving Backus to guard just changes the position of where the false starts come from.

Yeah but you're getting false starts and sacks right now from LT (6.5 sacks from Backus!!). You could probably get rid of the sacks part then worry about the false starts later. They will most likely get a shot at Russell Okung and they should definitely take him.

Ghoulthulhu: Terry lived about 2 miles from my house growing up in Keller, TX. One day i went to Blockbuster back in the 90's and saw him there. So i went up to him (i was younger and didnt care okay?) I told him that he had ruined my dads Superbowls twice in the 70's and that my father still held it against him. My dad is the reason why im a lifelong Cowboys fan. His fault, Thank god for him. ANyways, Terry leaned in a little closer, put his hand on my shoulder, and said with a Don Meredith-like swagger," Well son, you can tell him, i had a hell of a lot of fun doin it." Then he winked at me gave me a little side hug, signed an autograph and was on his way. I like Terry Bradshaw....

myinternetname: This is what we get instead of a

OH MY GOD RICKY WILLIAMS IS farkING AWESOME


thread?

Shame on you Fark. Shame shame on you.

You guys are going to jinx him & get him injured, or he's going to get paranoid about all those high expectations again & go back on the loco weed.

/wtf even Ted Ginn caught the ball, but the coaches still kept the training wheels on Henne... big surprise there

And yet every week I keep him in fantasy because this HAS to be the week he finally breaks out of his slump.

Cat Food Sandwiches: I haven't liked Roy Williams since he started horse-collaring everyone. What? Nevermind.

I haven't since he stabbed KU in the back and left for North Carolina...

Thanks for all the good years with the Kittens, Roy.

I hated to see you go from our horrible team, but you proved me wrong & you really helped us fleece the Cowboys in that trade. Thanks, dude.

Barbwiremike: And yet every week I keep him in fantasy because this HAS to be the week he finally breaks out of his slump.

You know, the Raiders might need a new head coach soon.

I hear they have a great young QB who needs the right mentor!

Ghoulthulhu: Terry lived about 2 miles from my house growing up in Keller, TX. One day i went to Blockbuster back in the 90's and saw him there. So i went up to him (i was younger and didnt care okay?) I told him that he had ruined my dads Superbowls twice in the 70's and that my father still held it against him. My dad is the reason why im a lifelong Cowboys fan. His fault, Thank god for him. ANyways, Terry leaned in a little closer, put his hand on my shoulder, and said with a Don Meredith-like swagger," Well son, you can tell him, i had a hell of a lot of fun doin it." Then he winked at me gave me a little side hug, signed an autograph and was on his way. I like Terry Bradshaw....

In addition to Cool Story Bro, I believe you since I, too, grew up in Keller. The Bradshaw house has a B, outlined by bricks in the shape of a football, on the chimney. I never met him, but I did hear from a few others who did that he was a down-to-earth, pretty cool guy.

If someone posted a headline every time a sportscaster said something everyone already knows, there would be no room for any other links on Fark.

FeBolas: Ghoulthulhu: Terry lived about 2 miles from my house growing up in Keller, TX. One day i went to Blockbuster back in the 90's and saw him there. So i went up to him (i was younger and didnt care okay?) I told him that he had ruined my dads Superbowls twice in the 70's and that my father still held it against him. My dad is the reason why im a lifelong Cowboys fan. His fault, Thank god for him. ANyways, Terry leaned in a little closer, put his hand on my shoulder, and said with a Don Meredith-like swagger," Well son, you can tell him, i had a hell of a lot of fun doin it." Then he winked at me gave me a little side hug, signed an autograph and was on his way. I like Terry Bradshaw....

In addition to Cool Story Bro, I believe you since I, too, grew up in Keller. The Bradshaw house has a B, outlined by bricks in the shape of a football, on the chimney. I never met him, but I did hear from a few others who did that he was a down-to-earth, pretty cool guy.

Plus he was awesome in The Cannonball Run... Coked out of his mind, sure. But still awesome...

Barbwiremike: And yet every week I keep him in fantasy because this HAS to be the week he finally breaks out of his slump.

He will...
the week you bench him

/if your FF luck is anything like mine, anyway

Most of us had that figured out the day the trade was made.

Terry Bradshaw says that Cowboys WR Roy Williams is "not worth two first-round picks and all that money Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is paying him"

Well, duh...

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: Actually the cowboys gave up a first-round pick in 2009, plus a third- and sixth-rounder that year for Williams and a seventh-round pick in '10.

I don't think that is equivalent to two first round picks.

Of course, Roy wasn't even worth the #1 pick, let alone the 3rd and 6th rounder that were also tossed in....and he sure as hell ain't worth Larry Fitzgerald money, which is basically what he is getting.

I was pissed when we first got him because I was saying even back then that we needed to give Miles Austin a shot to play. Lest we forget, Miles actually had his first "break out game" (115 yards and a TD on 2 catches against GB) literally just a couple of weeks before we made the trade to get Roy E Williams!!!!

Oh well, he's ours now, so I have to root for the guy to play well for the sake of the team.

ITNO joke!

Ghoulthulhu: Terry lived about 2 miles from my house growing up in Keller, TX. One day i went to Blockbuster back in the 90's and saw him there. So i went up to him (i was younger and didnt care okay?) I told him that he had ruined my dads Superbowls twice in the 70's and that my father still held it against him. My dad is the reason why im a lifelong Cowboys fan. His fault, Thank god for him. ANyways, Terry leaned in a little closer, put his hand on my shoulder, and said with a Don Meredith-like swagger," Well son, you can tell him, i had a hell of a lot of fun doin it." Then he winked at me gave me a little side hug, signed an autograph and was on his way. I like Terry Bradshaw....

That is farking awesome. He is solely responsible - in my opinion - for the Cowboys having 5 SB wins instead of 7... but when a dude is farking awesome, you gotta like 'em.

phartnocker: Ghoulthulhu: Terry lived about 2 miles from my house growing up in Keller, TX. One day i went to Blockbuster back in the 90's and saw him there. So i went up to him (i was younger and didnt care okay?) I told him that he had ruined my dads Superbowls twice in the 70's and that my father still held it against him. My dad is the reason why im a lifelong Cowboys fan. His fault, Thank god for him. ANyways, Terry leaned in a little closer, put his hand on my shoulder, and said with a Don Meredith-like swagger," Well son, you can tell him, i had a hell of a lot of fun doin it." Then he winked at me gave me a little side hug, signed an autograph and was on his way. I like Terry Bradshaw....

That is farking awesome. He is solely responsible - in my opinion - for the Cowboys having 5 SB wins instead of 7... but when a dude is farking awesome, you gotta like 'em.

I think Joe Montana might also agree.

digistil: Terry Bradshaw is the only reason to watch the FOX NFL Pregame Show.

He's one of 5 reasons not to watch, imo.


/all the pre-game shows suck though

dionysos: He's one of 5 reasons not to watch, imo.


/all the pre-game shows suck though

Pretty much the only pre-game show I can stand to watch is the NBC sunday night one, all the other ones are god-awful, IMO.

/Yeah I like Chris Collinsworth, wanna fight about it?

Cndn Bacon: Pretty much the only pre-game show I can stand to watch is the NBC sunday night one, all the other ones are god-awful, IMO.

/Yeah I like Chris Collinsworth, wanna fight about it?

I can't watch Olbermann. Rush on MNF was wrong, and Olbermann is just as wrong... I cannot stand watching him.

Cndn Bacon: dionysos: He's one of 5 reasons not to watch, imo.


/all the pre-game shows suck though

Pretty much the only pre-game show I can stand to watch is the NBC sunday night one, all the other ones are god-awful, IMO.

/Yeah I like Chris Collinsworth, wanna fight about it?

I like Collinsworth, too. He's a 1000x upgrade from Madden.

legion_of_doo: Cndn Bacon: Pretty much the only pre-game show I can stand to watch is the NBC sunday night one, all the other ones are god-awful, IMO.

/Yeah I like Chris Collinsworth, wanna fight about it?

I can't watch Olbermann. Rush on MNF was wrong, and Olbermann is just as wrong... I cannot stand watching him.

Olbermann at least has a history of sports studio announcing. A pretty damn good history, too.

eazye1334: legion_of_doo: Cndn Bacon: Pretty much the only pre-game show I can stand to watch is the NBC sunday night one, all the other ones are god-awful, IMO.

/Yeah I like Chris Collinsworth, wanna fight about it?

I can't watch Olbermann. Rush on MNF was wrong, and Olbermann is just as wrong... I cannot stand watching him.

Olbermann at least has a history of sports studio announcing. A pretty damn good history, too.

I liked him on ESPN. He was better than the likes of Chris Berman and Stu "BOOYAH" Scott.

Olbermann's schtick on MSNBC, not so much.

/Given the size of Rush Limbaugh's audience, he would be a no-brainer to add to any show, too.
/Given Rush's broadcasting content, maybe they should have thought about it some more.

Cndn Bacon: dionysos: He's one of 5 reasons not to watch, imo.


/all the pre-game shows suck though

Pretty much the only pre-game show I can stand to watch is the NBC sunday night one, all the other ones are god-awful, IMO.

/Yeah I like Chris Collinsworth, wanna fight about it?

NBC's highlights are great, but I cannot stand Olbermann forcing a joke into every single sentence he utters.

It's NFL highlights Keith, not a Fark thread.

FeBolas: Ghoulthulhu: Terry lived about 2 miles from my house growing up in Keller, TX. One day i went to Blockbuster back in the 90's and saw him there. So i went up to him (i was younger and didnt care okay?) I told him that he had ruined my dads Superbowls twice in the 70's and that my father still held it against him. My dad is the reason why im a lifelong Cowboys fan. His fault, Thank god for him. ANyways, Terry leaned in a little closer, put his hand on my shoulder, and said with a Don Meredith-like swagger," Well son, you can tell him, i had a hell of a lot of fun doin it." Then he winked at me gave me a little side hug, signed an autograph and was on his way. I like Terry Bradshaw....

In addition to Cool Story Bro, I believe you since I, too, grew up in Keller. The Bradshaw house has a B, outlined by bricks in the shape of a football, on the chimney. I never met him, but I did hear from a few others who did that he was a down-to-earth, pretty cool guy.

Small world eh. Yeah, i had a good friend who lived not too far away so i drove by his house all the time. The blockbuster, just for info, was the one in Southlake by the Albertsons if you remember that....Sidenote, not too far away from Southlake Carroll highschool, the first highschool to have a televised game on ESPN, AAANND Mizzou's QB Chase Daniel's high school, who may be up for a Heisman this year. Nate Newtons son also either attended or attends that school as well. Pretty much the most prestigious football high school in Texas...THey also filmed that Under armour commercial there with AJ hawk....the more you know....i guess..

legion_of_doo: eazye1334: legion_of_doo: Cndn Bacon: Pretty much the only pre-game show I can stand to watch is the NBC sunday night one, all the other ones are god-awful, IMO.

/Yeah I like Chris Collinsworth, wanna fight about it?

I can't watch Olbermann. Rush on MNF was wrong, and Olbermann is just as wrong... I cannot stand watching him.

Olbermann at least has a history of sports studio announcing. A pretty damn good history, too.

I liked him on ESPN. He was better than the likes of Chris Berman and Stu "BOOYAH" Scott.

Olbermann's schtick on MSNBC, not so much.

/Given the size of Rush Limbaugh's audience, he would be a no-brainer to add to any show, too.
/Given Rush's broadcasting content, maybe they should have thought about it some more.

Should we mention that Rush got his start in sports radio as well?

Nah .... I mean... why ruin that. And Limbaugh's political talk format is largely lifted from the talk-sports format

Ghoulthulhu: FeBolas: Ghoulthulhu: Terry lived about 2 miles from my house growing up in Keller, TX. One day i went to Blockbuster back in the 90's and saw him there. So i went up to him (i was younger and didnt care okay?) I told him that he had ruined my dads Superbowls twice in the 70's and that my father still held it against him. My dad is the reason why im a lifelong Cowboys fan. His fault, Thank god for him. ANyways, Terry leaned in a little closer, put his hand on my shoulder, and said with a Don Meredith-like swagger," Well son, you can tell him, i had a hell of a lot of fun doin it." Then he winked at me gave me a little side hug, signed an autograph and was on his way. I like Terry Bradshaw....

In addition to Cool Story Bro, I believe you since I, too, grew up in Keller. The Bradshaw house has a B, outlined by bricks in the shape of a football, on the chimney. I never met him, but I did hear from a few others who did that he was a down-to-earth, pretty cool guy.

Small world eh. Yeah, i had a good friend who lived not too far away so i drove by his house all the time. The blockbuster, just for info, was the one in Southlake by the Albertsons if you remember that....Sidenote, not too far away from Southlake Carroll highschool, the first highschool to have a televised game on ESPN, AAANND Mizzou's QB Chase Daniel's high school, who may be up for a Heisman this year. Nate Newtons son also either attended or attends that school as well. Pretty much the most prestigious football high school in Texas...THey also filmed that Under armour commercial there with AJ hawk....the more you know....i guess..

Dude... how many guys grew up in Keller here? I'm a former Keller citizen myself. Never had a personal run-in with Terry Bradshaw, but an ex-girlfriend used to babysit his kids for his ex-wife. She said the guy was a jerk, but she was also a little crazy... I may re-think my opinion of him.

fark Southlake Carrol.

That school district has all sorts of problems yet they won't build more middle or high schools because they don't want to mess up their precious football team.