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(Contact Music) Cool Cool: Ringo Starr is recording a new album. Cooler: It will feature an ex-Beatle on backing vocals. Sad: Paul McCartney is the only other ex-Beatle left alive   (contactmusic.com) divider line 50
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onezero [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 11:31:06 PM  
Is Pete Best not a former member of the band?

 
Sgygus [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 12:00:36 AM  
Even Paul-haters generally don't knock his voice.

 
cambie [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 02:10:53 AM  
as a huge Beatles fan, I'd just like to say what the hell is so exciting about a Ringo Starr album?

I'm sorry Ringo, I won't buy another of your albums. They just don't do it for me.

 
Gangway Fathead 2009-11-20 02:33:45 AM  
Sgygus: Even Paul-haters generally don't knock his voice.

I think the "sad" is that there's only two Beatles left.

I think it may have actually been a pro-Beatles headline.

I mean you can't lead with "Cool: Ringo Starr is recording a new album" and not be pro-Beatles.

I think.

 
browntimmy 2009-11-20 02:33:58 AM  
What ass-backward world is subby living in where he'd rather listen to Ringo instead of McCartney?

 
Gangway Fathead 2009-11-20 02:34:36 AM  
cambie: as a huge Beatles fan, I'd just like to say what the hell is so exciting about a Ringo Starr album?

I'm sorry Ringo, I won't buy another of your albums. They just don't do it for me.



Peace and luv, peace and luv.

 
PickinWhiskers 2009-11-20 02:54:22 AM  
Is it backwards day?
/I'm scared.

 
video man 2009-11-20 03:27:03 AM  
No, there is only 1 Beatle left. Paul is dead.

 
jagman 2009-11-20 04:06:07 AM  
what about Eddie Murphy?

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2009-11-20 04:08:02 AM  
video man: No, there is only 1 Beatle left. Paul is dead.

Paul McCartney is dead?? Great, now I need to re-visit the mystery of who took a shiat in my mailbox.

 
Doctor Jan Itor 2009-11-20 05:32:58 AM  
Ringo, the Beatles second best drummer. Third if you count Pete.

/I was the walrus, but I got better

 
LewDux 2009-11-20 07:04:56 AM  
Doctor Jan Itor: Ringo, the Beatles second best drummer. Third if you count Pete.

/I was the walrus, but I got better


Flava Flav is better drummer than Ringo

 
Butterflew [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 09:19:05 AM  
It better be better than Ringorama or i'll be mad>.>

 
Sgygus [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 09:21:17 AM  
Gangway Fathead: pro-Beatles... I think.

I think you might be right.

 
WTF Indeed 2009-11-20 09:25:36 AM  
cambie: as a huge Beatles fan, I'd just like to say what the hell is so exciting about a Ringo Starr album?

I'm sorry Ringo, I won't buy another of your albums. They just don't do it for me.


Can't be any worse then the soft rock crap Paul put out with Wings. Though he does know melody. I miss George and John.

 
The Dynamite Monkey 2009-11-20 09:30:31 AM  
Doctor Jan Itor: Ringo, the Beatles second best drummer. Third if you count Pete.

See, this is an uninformed statement. Pete Best was a terrible drummer, which is why he was dropped from the first audition recording session with George Martin, and subsequently replaced with a superior drummer, Ringo Starr, whose reputation was as the most professional drummer in Liverpool.

 
puckrock2000 2009-11-20 09:39:46 AM  
He'll never top this:

991.com

/because John and George were on it too

 
Madbassist1 [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 09:47:04 AM  
LewDux: Doctor Jan Itor: Ringo, the Beatles second best drummer. Third if you count Pete.

/I was the walrus, but I got better

Flava Flav is better drummer than Ringo


Wow...you do know that Ringo Starr is one of the best drummers ever, don't you? He is as solid as they come, and keeps better time than a metronome.

Even the best drummers speed their songs up from beginning to end...not Ringo

Some play songs faster than their recorded versions...not Ringo.

img.photobucket.com

 
ne2d [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 09:51:04 AM  
Doctor Jan Itor: Ringo, the Beatles second best drummer. Third if you count Pete.

Meh, 2/10. What else you got?

 
pope183 2009-11-20 10:01:21 AM  
cambie: as a huge Beatles fan, I'd just like to say what the hell is so exciting about a Ringo Starr album?

I'm sorry Ringo, I won't buy another of your albums. They just don't do it for me.


No no no no he won't buy them no more
he's tired of finding out their a bore

your tunes he won't choose
it only makes him snooze
and he's tired of waking up on the floor

 
Wildhare5 2009-11-20 10:09:30 AM  
Came for the "Paul is dead" mention. Leaving satisfied.

 
LewDux 2009-11-20 10:11:51 AM  
Madbassist1: LewDux: Doctor Jan Itor: Ringo, the Beatles second best drummer. Third if you count Pete.

/I was the walrus, but I got better

Flava Flav is better drummer than Ringo

Wow...you do know that Ringo Starr is one of the best drummers ever, don't you? He is as solid as they come, and keeps better time than a metronome.

Even the best drummers speed their songs up from beginning to end...not Ringo

Some play songs faster than their recorded versions...not Ringo.


Ringo sucks
img.photobucket.com
LOL

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 10:12:59 AM  
video man: No, there is only 1 Beatle left. Paul is dead.

But you know, the replacement Paul wrote Helter Skelter, so I actually prefer him to the original.

 
lehmac 2009-11-20 11:42:44 AM  
I do not see how this is cool at all.

 
Hillbilly Jim 2009-11-20 11:48:36 AM  
pope183: cambie: as a huge Beatles fan, I'd just like to say what the hell is so exciting about a Ringo Starr album?

I'm sorry Ringo, I won't buy another of your albums. They just don't do it for me.

No no no no he won't buy them no more
he's tired of finding out their a bore

your tunes he won't choose
it only makes him snooze
and he's tired of waking up on the floor


www.v8z.net

 
Madbassist1 [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 11:56:24 AM  
LewDux:

Ringo sucks

LOL


I'm going to need some documentation on that, sir.

 
The Dynamite Monkey 2009-11-20 12:08:58 PM  
Rev. Skarekroe: the replacement Paul wrote Helter Skelter

And the Replacement Paul wrote "Bastards of Young"

 
TheHopeDiamond [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 12:09:42 PM  
Ringo Starr must be a great guy; he's the only one none of the other members were angry with. "Wanna play on my album, George/John/Paul?" "SURE I'll be right over!"

And it is cool that he's putting an album out; I want to see what some of you fools produce at his age, other than drool-stained Ax7 t-shirts.

 
Spartapuss 2009-11-20 12:30:26 PM  
I'm pretty sure they're all ex-Beatles. Two have ceased to be.

 
Philbigtime 2009-11-20 12:39:20 PM  
I can almost always tell whether people know anything about music or not by their opinion of Ringo. A sort of musical litmus test, if you will.

 
Farkomatic 2009-11-20 12:40:48 PM  
Wildhare5: Came for the "Paul is dead" mention. Leaving satisfied.

I came for the picture of a pair of cans. Leaving dissatisfied.

 
lehmac 2009-11-20 12:48:32 PM  
Philbigtime: I can almost always tell whether people know anything about music or not by their opinion of Ringo. A sort of musical litmus test, if you will.

really? reaaaaaaaaalllly?
Can you tell what finger they are holding up too?

 
happydude45 2009-11-20 01:25:59 PM  
No, but he can tell where their head's stuck though using the same litmus test.

 
lehmac 2009-11-20 02:14:33 PM  
happydude45: No, but he can tell where their head's stuck though using the same litmus test.

WHERE???? OMG OMG ITS LIKE MAGIC! ha ha ha

People have different tastes in everything. I think we cover this in every single music thread. blaaahhhh

 
vertigo4 2009-11-20 02:26:20 PM  
Suck it haters, Ringo is a killer drummer. He swings like a mofo, I would love to see todays drummers play with those fat ringo sticks and have one tenth the feel.

 
puckrock2000 2009-11-20 03:09:46 PM  
Farkomatic: Wildhare5: Came for the "Paul is dead" mention. Leaving satisfied.

I came for the picture of a pair of cans. Leaving dissatisfied.


Here you go:

ts2.mm.bing.net

/Ringo + cans
//y'know, "cans", as in studio headphones

 
Doctor Jan Itor 2009-11-20 03:14:15 PM  
From Wiki:
Lennon, asked if Starr was the best drummer in the world, jokingly replied, "He's not even the best drummer in The Beatles!",[42]

 
The Dynamite Monkey 2009-11-20 03:27:06 PM  
Doctor Jan Itor: From Wiki:
Lennon, asked if Starr was the best drummer in the world, jokingly replied, "He's not even the best drummer in The Beatles!",[42]


Hey, nice fox-newsy misrepresentation of a wiki entry.

The very next words after your quote
are "but also said, "Ringo's a damn good drummer. He always was a good drummer."

Lennon spent YEARS apologizing for that quote. If you wanna make a list of things the brilliant but neurotic an drug addled things John Lennon said over the years but didn't really mean this thread could get very long.

 
lehmac 2009-11-20 03:34:48 PM  
The Dynamite Monkey: Doctor Jan Itor: From Wiki:
Lennon, asked if Starr was the best drummer in the world, jokingly replied, "He's not even the best drummer in The Beatles!",[42]

Hey, nice fox-newsy misrepresentation of a wiki entry.

The very next words after your quote are "but also said, "Ringo's a damn good drummer. He always was a good drummer."

Lennon spent YEARS apologizing for that quote. If you wanna make a list of things the brilliant but neurotic an drug addled things John Lennon said over the years but didn't really mean this thread could get very long.


Was one of those things "Will you marry me, Yoko?" lol!!!

 
rainbow sprinkles 2009-11-20 03:39:00 PM  
It doesn't matter who's dead and who isn't, the Beatles always worked best together.

The Dynamite Monkey: Rev. Skarekroe: the replacement Paul wrote Helter Skelter

And the Replacement Paul wrote "Bastards of Young"


Ha ha! Nice.

 
fsbilly [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 03:47:27 PM  
Rev. Skarekroe: video man: No, there is only 1 Beatle left. Paul is dead.

But you know, the replacement Paul wrote Helter Skelter, so I actually prefer him to the original.


And he's been alive longer than the real Paul was.

 
The Dynamite Monkey 2009-11-20 03:57:48 PM  
rainbow sprinkles: It doesn't matter who's dead and who isn't, the Beatles always worked best together.

The Dynamite Monkey: Rev. Skarekroe: the replacement Paul wrote Helter Skelter

And the Replacement Paul wrote "Bastards of Young"

Ha ha! Nice.


Thanks. I'm here all week.

 
TheHopeDiamond [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 04:15:23 PM  
Doctor Jan Itor: From Wiki:
Lennon, asked if Starr was the best drummer in the world, jokingly replied, "He's not even the best drummer in The Beatles!",[42]


Not only an incomplete quote, but a lie, at that. Paul's a very bland drummer - watch the movie Help! and you'll see a shot of John flailing away behind the drums. Even without sound, you can see he's hopeless.

 
mavrick45 2009-11-20 07:17:46 PM  
Paul is God

/that is all

 
Glenechocreek 2009-11-20 08:31:27 PM  
Ringo's song for Paul:

Link

He denies it, but it's true nonetheless.

 
Irishinch 2009-11-20 08:51:42 PM  
Pete Best is still alive...soooo, Subby, you are wrong.

 
aug3 [TotalFark] 2009-11-20 09:07:55 PM  
Madbassist1: LewDux: Doctor Jan Itor: Ringo, the Beatles second best drummer. Third if you count Pete.

/I was the walrus, but I got better

Flava Flav is better drummer than Ringo

Wow...you do know that Ringo Starr is one of the best drummers ever, don't you? He is as solid as they come, and keeps better time than a metronome.

Even the best drummers speed their songs up from beginning to end...not Ringo

Some play songs faster than their recorded versions...not Ringo.


yup, but michael jackson was probably the richest drummer ever

 
Doctor Jan Itor 2009-11-21 04:39:44 AM  
Yup, I left the second half of the quote off on purpose. I was riffing on the quote, not the reality, but whatever. I bought Rock Band:Beatles and played through the drums and I haven't touched the other instruments. I played along with Ringo for hours. Ringo was good but looked bad considering his company.

John Lennon was the Drummer (new window)

The new Beatles CD remasters are pretty amazing, btw.

 
recordguy 2009-11-21 02:08:24 PM  
Pete Best is a great drummer... I've seen him twice at a small club in Houston, standing not 20' away.
As I understand it, there were other concerns that led to his dismissal: his refusal to wear the "Beatles" haircut, playing drums one handed as he smoked, that he attracted more girls than the other three.... however the real reason was probably that Lennons friend & road manager Neil Aspinall fathered a son (Roag) with Pete's mother. Brian Epstien sought to put as much distance between Mona Best & the band, for fears of a scandal, like the ones that derailed Jerry Lee Lewis & Chuck Berry careers.

 
bonzeemer 2009-11-23 12:26:21 PM  
Hillbilly Jim: pope183: cambie: as a huge Beatles fan, I'd just like to say what the hell is so exciting about a Ringo Starr album?

I'm sorry Ringo, I won't buy another of your albums. They just don't do it for me.

No no no no he won't buy them no more
he's tired of finding out their a bore

your tunes he won't choose
it only makes him snooze
and he's tired of waking up on the floor


Sweet Jesus! LMAO Ringo is doing gay porn!

 
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