I better stop eating these cigarettes and start lighting them on fire.

Cigarettes are "widely contaminated" with bacteria, including some known to cause disease in people,
Oh shiat, so is my digestive system! Someone get a knife!!

Well, if they can survive the "smoking process" then chances are they are in lots of other places other than just cigarettes. Nice try at vilifying smokers though. +1 for the effort, -100000000 for your choice of target.

cyberworm: Well, if they can survive the "smoking process" then chances are they are in lots of other places other than just cigarettes. Nice try at vilifying smokers though. +1 for the effort, -100000000 for your choice of target.

I loved that part. They survive being SET ON FIRE? Then they're farking extremophiles like bacteria living in underwater steam vents. I don't think so dudes.

"If these organisms can survive the smoking process-and we believe they can"

And here through all those years in time man has been using heat to sterilize surgucal instruments and just about anything else we want to consider clean. Apparently killing it with fire is not the answer?

As long as the study founders "believe" the bacteria can survive the fire process, that's good enough for me.

I'll be in the corner blowing bacteria in your face.

/Snark

Suck a dick subby. We all know you want to.

How could something that smells so good be so bad?

They're also chock full of flavor.

this thread will go well.

I've never smoked, but I believe the practise involves inhaling heated smoke from the lit tip of a cigarette through a tube of unburnt tobacco. Could not this heated smoke and air pick up bacteria from the unburnt tobacco and propel it into one's lungs where it will fester and cause tumors that will eventually grow and become threemors?

shanrick: I've never smoked, but I believe the practise involves inhaling heated smoke from the lit tip of a cigarette through a tube of unburnt tobacco. Could not this heated smoke and air pick up bacteria from the unburnt tobacco and propel it into one's lungs where it will fester and cause tumors that will eventually grow and become threemors?

Ideally. That's what makes it fun.

Cigarettes contain bacteria

So, infinitelywisemitter, what organically based item, pray tell, does NOT contain bacteria?

shanrick: I've never smoked, but I believe the practise involves inhaling heated smoke from the lit tip of a cigarette through a tube of unburnt tobacco. Could not this heated smoke and air pick up bacteria from the unburnt tobacco and propel it into one's lungs where it will fester and cause tumors that will eventually grow and become threemors?

That's what the filter is for.

Duh.

So don't have a cigarette then. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to eat a grilled steak, wash it down with some scotch, and finish off with a Lucky Strike.

Tobacco Mosaic virus will kill your plants. Which is why you shouldn't smoke while watering your garden.

shanrick: I've never smoked, but I believe the practise involves inhaling heated smoke from the lit tip of a cigarette through a tube of unburnt tobacco. Could not this heated smoke and air pick up bacteria from the unburnt tobacco and propel it into one's lungs where it will fester and cause tumors that will eventually grow and become threemors?

You inhale all kinds of things that haven't went through fire first everyday. I expect you wear a mask all of the time?

oldebayer: Cigarettes contain bacteria

So, infinitelywisemitter, what organically based item, pray tell, does NOT contain bacteria?

alcohol

This should be a fun thread...

/Sits in corner eating a bag of popcorn.

I smoked off of the same cigar as a hideous and highly infectious leper in my attempt to escape a brutal French colony, once.

So now smokers are supposed to worry about the harmful side effects of smoking? What has changed?

DRTFA.

phew.
i'm glad i check out this site. i had no idea that cigarettes were so harmful.

Mr. Potatoass: I smoked off of the same cigar as a hideous and highly infectious leper in my attempt to escape a brutal French colony, once.

This is different. This time you will die deader than before.

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria.

damn submitter, I had no idea! all this time I was smoking and there wasn't a single sign or voice of concern anywhere in the world throughout my life that let me know that cigarettes hurt people. you may as well be the surgeon general! I expect many thank you's to the submitter throughout this thread, without he we know not the dangers of smoking cigarettes.

Architecture Of Aggression: you may as well be the surgeon general!

Subby actually has a neck beard like C. Everett Koop.

I'll stick to crack

Roger Arseways: Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria.

yeah, plus we have insurance now so whatever!

/off to smoke

I just got back from a smoke and saw this thread full of win, so I'm really getting a kick.............

Smokers and cigarettes deserve each other.

Match made in heaven.

Ok, can we start a list of everything that can be dangerous to your health?

I'll start.

1. driving a car
2. cell phones

FREDIOHEAD: Ok, can we start a list of everything that can be dangerous to your health?

I'll start.

1. driving a car
2. cell phones

3. fruit juice

have a problem? Yogurt is mostly bacteria too hippiemitter!

PickinWhiskers: FREDIOHEAD: Ok, can we start a list of everything that can be dangerous to your health?

I'll start.

1. driving a car
2. cell phones

3. fruit juice

4. eggs?

/totally unsure on modern science's current stand on #4.

Isn't making you wheeze, creating a smell hugely unappealing to non-smokers (and many other smokers) and giving you an increased chance of getting a cornucopia of horrifying diseases, enough?

Do you really have to make crap up?

Some people will smoke no matter how many risks it brings, just leave them alone.


Everyone smoked in the 50's and it was good for EVERYONE!

This thread makes me want a smoke.

So I think I'll go have one.

God bless America.

DerekSD: PickinWhiskers: FREDIOHEAD: Ok, can we start a list of everything that can be dangerous to your health?

I'll start.

1. driving a car
2. cell phones
3. fruit juice
4. eggs?
5. taking a shower
6. crossing a street
7. flying

FREDIOHEAD: DerekSD: PickinWhiskers: FREDIOHEAD: Ok, can we start a list of everything that can be dangerous to your health?

I'll start.

1. driving a car
2. cell phones
3. fruit juice
4. eggs?
5. taking a shower
6. crossing a street
7. flying
8. Masturbating near a school yard.

omeganuepsilon: FREDIOHEAD: DerekSD: PickinWhiskers: FREDIOHEAD: Ok, can we start a list of everything that can be dangerous to your health?

I'll start.

1. driving a car
2. cell phones
3. fruit juice
4. eggs?
5. taking a shower
6. crossing a street
7. flying
8. Masturbating near a school yard.
9. people
10.animals
11.amusement parks

FREDIOHEAD: omeganuepsilon: FREDIOHEAD: DerekSD: PickinWhiskers: FREDIOHEAD: Ok, can we start a list of everything that can be dangerous to your health?

I'll start.

1. driving a car
2. cell phones
3. fruit juice
4. eggs?
5. taking a shower
6. crossing a street
7. flying
8. Masturbating near a school yard.
9. people
10.animals
11.amusement parks
12.Masturbating near people
13.Masturbating near animals
14.Masturbating at amusement parks

If I had a life that was actually worth a shiat, I woundn't be on FARK, now would I?

GranoblasticMan: FREDIOHEAD: omeganuepsilon: FREDIOHEAD: DerekSD: PickinWhiskers: FREDIOHEAD: Ok, can we start a list of everything that can be dangerous to your health?

I'll start.

1. driving a car
2. cell phones
3. fruit juice
4. eggs?
5. taking a shower
6. crossing a street
7. flying
8. Masturbating near a school yard.
9. people
10. animals
11. amusement parks
12. Masturbating near people
13. Masturbating near animals
14. Masturbating at amusement parks
15. sex
16. being at a baseball game

FREDIOHEAD: GranoblasticMan: FREDIOHEAD: omeganuepsilon: FREDIOHEAD: DerekSD: PickinWhiskers: FREDIOHEAD: Ok, can we start a list of everything that can be dangerous to your health?

I'll start.

1. driving a car
2. cell phones
3. fruit juice
4. eggs?
5. taking a shower
6. crossing a street
7. flying
8. Masturbating near a school yard.
9. people
10. animals
11. amusement parks
12. Masturbating near people
13. Masturbating near animals
14. Masturbating at amusement parks
15. sex
16. being at a baseball game
17. playing a harpsichord

lol at the list and the thread in general.

You can tell it's the late night crowd. No one gives a crap about a completely off topic pedo joke, and people are all over the anti-smokers, which are very sparce, for a change.

/cause they went to bed when the streetlights came on, one of many obsessive habits nurtered by overly retentive parents

//this is the reason I love fark, those one in a thousand threads where people can have a bit o honest fun.

Sherjo311: FREDIOHEAD: GranoblasticMan: FREDIOHEAD: omeganuepsilon: FREDIOHEAD: DerekSD: PickinWhiskers: FREDIOHEAD: Ok, can we start a list of everything that can be dangerous to your health?

I'll start.

1. driving a car
2. cell phones
3. fruit juice
4. eggs?
5. taking a shower
6. crossing a street
7. flying
8. Masturbating near a school yard.
9. people
10. animals
11. amusement parks
12. Masturbating near people
13. Masturbating near animals
14. Masturbating at amusement parks
15. sex
16. being at a baseball game
17. playing a harpsichord
18. exercise
19. visiting someone in a hospital

FREDIOHEAD: Sherjo311: FREDIOHEAD: GranoblasticMan: FREDIOHEAD: omeganuepsilon: FREDIOHEAD: DerekSD: PickinWhiskers: FREDIOHEAD: Ok, can we start a list of everything that can be dangerous to your health?

I'll start.

1. driving a car
2. cell phones
3. fruit juice
4. eggs?
5. taking a shower
6. crossing a street
7. flying
8. Masturbating near a school yard.
9. people
10. animals
11. amusement parks
12. Masturbating near people
13. Masturbating near animals
14. Masturbating at amusement parks
15. sex
16. being at a baseball game
17. playing a harpsichord
18. exercise
19. visiting someone in a hospital
20. visiting 4chan

Sherjo311: FREDIOHEAD: Sherjo311: FREDIOHEAD: GranoblasticMan: FREDIOHEAD: omeganuepsilon: FREDIOHEAD: DerekSD: PickinWhiskers: FREDIOHEAD: Ok, can we start a list of everything that can be dangerous to your health?

I'll start.

1. driving a car
2. cell phones
3. fruit juice
4. eggs?
5. taking a shower
6. crossing a street
7. flying
8. Masturbating near a school yard.
9. people
10. animals
11. amusement parks
12. Masturbating near people
13. Masturbating near animals
14. Masturbating at amusement parks
15. sex
16. being at a baseball game
17. playing a harpsichord
18. exercise
19. visiting someone in a hospital
20. visiting 4chan
21. red meat
22. lightning

Too bad I could still die tomorrow on my way to class. At least I am enjoying myself on the way down.

/Really hate to see those organic peeps that run 5 miles a day and exercise constantly die in an accident...

FREDIOHEAD: Sherjo311: FREDIOHEAD: Sherjo311: FREDIOHEAD: GranoblasticMan: FREDIOHEAD: omeganuepsilon: FREDIOHEAD: DerekSD: PickinWhiskers: FREDIOHEAD: Ok, can we start a list of everything that can be dangerous to your health?

I'll start.

1. driving a car
2. cell phones
3. fruit juice
4. eggs?
5. taking a shower
6. crossing a street
7. flying
8. Masturbating near a school yard.
9. people
10. animals
11. amusement parks
12. Masturbating near people
13. Masturbating near animals
14. Masturbating at amusement parks
15. sex
16. being at a baseball game
17. playing a harpsichord
18. exercise
19. visiting someone in a hospital
20. visiting 4chan
21. red meat
22. lightning
23. eating
24. drinking