My only DUI I was under the limit. (Still convicted in bf, VA.)

FTFA:

...says Jodi Seth, spokeswoman for the Massachusetts Democrat. "Senator Kerry supports his daughter and will have no further comment on a private matter."


It's not a private matter....she could have been drunk driving, and it's a damn good thing she didn't hit another driver or a pedestrian. Medical conditions, family troubles, etc....those are private matters.

That being said, I just hope she receives the same treatment I would if I were to get pulled over by the cops and suspected of a DUI....no more, no less.

Bet she was when she picked this not-work-safe dress.

BTW, for liters: this is a follow-up to something still in the queue.

The_Sponge: It's not a private matter....she could have been drunk driving, and it's a damn good thing she didn't hit another driver or a pedestrian. Medical conditions, family troubles, etc....those are private matters.

Uh, except that she was pulled over for an expired registration, and then passed a breathalyzer. So basically her crime is not renewing her registration. ALERT THE MEDIA

Headline makes no sense but you hit the obvious cliche.

+1 idiotmitter

She's got a face like a foot.

GAT_00: BTW, for liters: this is a follow-up to something still in the queue.

Oh, thank you. Good to know.

That means she was still capable of informed consent. Giggity.

Edsel: The_Sponge: It's not a private matter....she could have been drunk driving, and it's a damn good thing she didn't hit another driver or a pedestrian. Medical conditions, family troubles, etc....those are private matters.

Uh, except that she was pulled over for an expired registration, and then passed a breathalyzer. So basically her crime is not renewing her registration. ALERT THE MEDIA


IIRC, there are some states that can charge you with a DUI even if you pass the breathalizer test, but I don't know if California is one of them.

Granted, she wasn't pulled over for weaving her car over the road, but it's just like a cop can nail me for a DUI if he pulls me over for a broken light, and I smell like Maker's Mark.

FTFA:

Police Sgt. Enrique Mendoza tells PEOPLE that Alexandra Kerry was stopped by officers "for a DUI investigation" and brought to the Hollywood station, where "she identified herself as Sen. Kerry's daughter."


"Do you know who I am? I'M ALEXANDRA KERRY!!! I was out making my bones when you were still dating cheerleaders."

The_Sponge: FTFA:

...says Jodi Seth, spokeswoman for the Massachusetts Democrat. "Senator Kerry supports his daughter and will have no further comment on a private matter."


It's not a private matter....she could have been drunk driving, and it's a damn good thing she didn't hit another driver or a pedestrian. Medical conditions, family troubles, etc....those are private matters.

shall we call whine-1-1 and get a whaaaaambulance?

drinking and driving is as much of a social problem as nose picking.

Butterface.

LOLOMGWTF: drinking and driving is as much of a social problem as nose picking.


0/10

Get back to me when nose picking kills innocent people.

I was just talking about the "private matter" quote because it's one of the biggest cop-outs in history.

This is why you should all vote Republican in 2010.

What excuse did Sen Lugar give for his wife?

Senator John McStain's wife is proud, seeing as she got her millions distributing beer.

Wolf Blitzer is a Substitute Teacher: LOLOMGWTF: drinking and driving is as much of a social problem as nose picking.

No one's ever died when someone else picked their nose.

I had half a mind to go find some evidence to the contrary, but I decided any evidence I might find would be much too icky.

Lionel Mandrake: What excuse did Sen Lugar give for his wife?

Still waiting for that thread. That will be a good one too. Maybe.

RoyBatty: Headline makes no sense but you hit the obvious cliche.

Oh, NOW I get it!!

Nice to know that 7-year-olds are at the greenlight switchboard.

Tee-hee!!!

BMulligan: Wolf Blitzer is a Substitute Teacher: LOLOMGWTF: drinking and driving is as much of a social problem as nose picking.

No one's ever died when someone else picked their nose.

I had half a mind to go find some evidence to the contrary, but I decided any evidence I might find would be much too icky.

Sometimes you have to pick your battles.

The_Sponge: I was just talking about the "private matter" quote because it's one of the biggest cop-outs in history.

Huh. Kerry didn't do it. How he talks to his daughter about it is a private matter.

The_Sponge: FTFA:

...says Jodi Seth, spokeswoman for the Massachusetts Democrat. "Senator Kerry supports his daughter and will have no further comment on a private matter."

It's not a private matter....she could have been drunk driving, and it's a damn good thing she didn't hit another driver or a pedestrian. Medical conditions, family troubles, etc....those are private matters.

That being said, I just hope she receives the same treatment I would if I were to get pulled over by the cops and suspected of a DUI....no more, no less.

It's a state matter, sure. Once the state's disposed of it and the media jackals played their story out (and if you don't think the media would rather do 6 Alexandra Kerry stories than ONE 5-minute report on health insurance reform proposals, I want some of your drugs), they'll respect the Senator's wishes that his daughter not be made a pariah.

It should be a private matter between a private citizen and the state - just like all you farkers' DUIs. Her dad's the public figure; ridicule him some more.

// I hear he looks like Frankenstein

Wolf Blitzer is a Substitute Teacher: LOLOMGWTF: drinking and driving is as much of a social problem as nose picking.

No one's ever died when someone else picked their nose.

While driving? Not that I can prove it, but I'm sure it's caused a crash or two.

Dr Dreidel: It's a state matter, sure. Once the state's disposed of it and the media jackals played their story out (and if you don't think the media would rather do 6 Alexandra Kerry stories than ONE 5-minute report on health insurance reform proposals, I want some of your drugs), they'll respect the Senator's wishes that his daughter not be made a pariah.

It should be a private matter between a private citizen and the state - just like all you farkers' DUIs. Her dad's the public figure; ridicule him some more.

// I hear he looks like Frankenstein

KERRY DIDN'T DO IT.

What he says to his daughter IS a private matter. That's what they said.

Dr Dreidel: // I hear he looks like Frankenstein


*Buzzer*

I'm sorry....the answer we were looking for was "Lurch".

Saw some 'tard in court plead guilty to DUI when he was under the limit. The judge was even trying to talk him out of pleading guilty.

I think she was partying with Luger's wife, Patrick Kennedy, oh hell all the Kennedy's past and present, George Bush and Al Gore the 3rd. I hear it was a kick ass party.

The_Sponge: I was just talking about the "private matter" quote because it's one of the biggest cop-outs in history.

The "private matter" comment followed Alexandra's release without a DUI charge. What else about this do you think is your business?

Dr Dreidel: Wolf Blitzer is a Substitute Teacher: LOLOMGWTF: drinking and driving is as much of a social problem as nose picking.

No one's ever died when someone else picked their nose.

While driving? Not that I can prove it, but I'm sure it's caused a crash or two.

The real question here is, why would someone let someone else pick their nose?

How does he know that? I thought she refused the breath test.

Poor chick has such an atomic fag for a father.

Dr Dreidel: Her dad's the public figure; ridicule him some more.


When people ridicule his daughter, they're really ridiculing him.

And Kerry's mother wears combat boots.

The_Sponge: FTFA:

Police Sgt. Enrique Mendoza tells PEOPLE that Alexandra Kerry was stopped by officers "for a DUI investigation" and brought to the Hollywood station, where "she identified herself as Sen. Kerry's daughter."


"Do you know who I am? I'M ALEXANDRA KERRY!!! I was out making my bones when you were still dating cheerleaders."

And in Los Angeles, too. I'm sure this was the first time they've heard "But I'm ______'s daughter!"

Or maybe she did take it. In the end, who cares?

LOLOMGWTF: drinking and driving is as much of a social problem as nose picking.

You can't possibly be this stupid.

Police Sgt. Mendoza? There's some fictional irony there for West Wing fans.

Corvus: Dr Dreidel: It's a state matter, sure. Once the state's disposed of it and the media jackals played their story out (and if you don't think the media would rather do 6 Alexandra Kerry stories than ONE 5-minute report on health insurance reform proposals, I want some of your drugs), they'll respect the Senator's wishes that his daughter not be made a pariah.

It should be a private matter between a private citizen and the state - just like all you farkers' DUIs. Her dad's the public figure; ridicule him some more.

// I hear he looks like Frankenstein

KERRY DIDN'T DO IT.

What he says to his daughter IS a private matter. That's what they said.

Um, I know. As a private citizen, Alexandra Kerry should be left the fark alone by the media until such time as her dad uses her as a political prop (see also: Palin, Sarah/Bristol/Trig/Trapper Keeper).

I think we all know that today's reporting would prefer a Senator's daughter DUI story over an actual investigative report on health insurance reform proposals. I don't like it, I just expect it.

Why so defensive?

Is this (pops, NSFW, NSFLunch) the dress pic in question?

pup.socket: Is this (pops, NSFW, NSFLunch) the dress pic in question?

OH! You sick, SICK bastard!

CheekyMunky: The_Sponge: I was just talking about the "private matter" quote because it's one of the biggest cop-outs in history.

The "private matter" comment followed Alexandra's release without a DUI charge. What else about this do you think is your business?

If she was released without a DUI charge then why did she have to post $5k bail?

pup.socket: Is this (pops, NSFW, NSFLunch) the dress pic in question?

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

squidloe: If she was released without a DUI charge then why did she have to post $5k bail?

Her registration was expired. You can't drive with expired tags.

So I guess she was under .08?

.08 is really not that much. 1 drink in an hour is about .08, depending on your weight and your liver, etc...

squidloe: CheekyMunky: The_Sponge: I was just talking about the "private matter" quote because it's one of the biggest cop-outs in history.

The "private matter" comment followed Alexandra's release without a DUI charge. What else about this do you think is your business?

If she was released without a DUI charge then why did she have to post $5k bail?

Same reason a Guardsman buddy of mine had to have his wife's family put up their house for a $50k bond on a weapons charge (dude went outside with a 9mm in his pocket after hearing shots; the Guardsman tied a tourniquet on the victim, saving his life. When Baltimore cops showed up and started asking questions, he told them about his gun, whereupon they arrested him and kept him in the clink for 26 hours).

Their families ended up wasting a combined $5k on a bogus charge (that the state null proc'ed).

They'll take your money because they can.

She needs undergarments and a defensive driving class.

vernonFL: squidloe: If she was released without a DUI charge then why did she have to post $5k bail?

Her registration was expired. You can't drive with expired tags.

I forgot to renew my registration once and I got a $100 ticket. WTF is up having to post ANY bail???

In FLA Edsel, if you're involved in ANY moving violation, and your tag is expired, you goin' to jail Bro.

Edsel: I forgot to renew my registration once and I got a $100 ticket. WTF is up having to post ANY bail???

Yeah but they also suspected her of being drunk, so she was already at the jail. The prolly dropped the charges of DUI and kept the other charges.