Howard Dean's son's escapade as the getaway driver in a beer keg heist is much funnier.

Dick Lugar's wife being arrested for a DUI hit-and-run ^ is funnier still.

Hau Ruck: Dick Lugar's wife being arrested for a DUI hit-and-run ^ is funnier still.

Yet somehow not Fark-worthy.

Oh well. It's better than the Lugar links going green and the Repubs screaming that Fark is hiding the DUI. Hell, there's already a link or two saying that.

Jenna Bush will always be drunker than your daughter. Get over it.

GAT_00: Hau Ruck: Dick Lugar's wife being arrested for a DUI hit-and-run ^ is funnier still.

Yet somehow not Fark-worthy.

Oh well. It's better than the Lugar links going green and the Repubs screaming that Fark is hiding the DUI. Hell, there's already a link or two saying that.

So much for re-centering the PITA-meter.

or a governorship ...or maybe higher..

So how did the follow-up tagged article on this go green before this one? And why do we need 2 articles on this?

FARK runs story on Democrat's daughter getting a DUI, does not run a story on Republican's wife getting DUI/Hit-and-run.

Interesting indeed.

A thread about Kerry's daughter, and we get a but Bush.

fatandolder: A thread about Kerry's daughter, and we get a but Bush.

That and a 'but what about Luger's wife' too. F*cking liberals, always ruining neocon fun in Fark threads. This site suxx.

Pretty sure that this is now a repeat, seeing as a like-minded headline just went live.

fatandolder: A thread about Kerry's daughter, and we get a but Bush.

Don't worry. By the time this goes green, your conservative buddies will respond with a classic but Ted Kennedy.

Lionel Mandrake: FARK runs story on Democrat's daughter getting a DUI, does not run a story on Republican's wife getting DUI/Hit-and-run.

Interesting indeed.

I like it better this way. It points out how much help the conservatives need to wage their little wars and makes it even funnier when they shriek about how persecuted they are around here.

Mordant: Lionel Mandrake: FARK runs story on Democrat's daughter getting a DUI, does not run a story on Republican's wife getting DUI/Hit-and-run.

Interesting indeed.

I like it better this way. It points out how much help the conservatives need to wage their little wars and makes it even funnier when they shriek about how persecuted they are around here.

Two stories even!!

That's twice the liberal bias!

or something....

Pete and Repeat were driving drunk in LA.

Pete got busted.

Who's left?

aegisalpha: And why do we need 2 articles on this?

For the lulz.

Nobody linked the see-through dress pic (new window)?NSFW

Oh, hey, mods, I thought you should know that this has already been covered two threads down. Just so you're aware. I'm sure you're too busy with ham sandwiches and fat chick porn to notice, though, and that's understandable.

/dumbasses
//you can tell a Republitard subbed it because the d in "daughter" is capitalized

gee, all she has to do is not pay her taxes

and she will be hired by Chairman Obama

Wow, even with the long face, I would so hit that.

What a sugar mamma that would be...

Why the long face?

johnsoninca: Jenna Bush will always be drunker than your daughter. Get over it.

I wish I had a daughter just so I could prove you wrong.

Hobodeluxe: or a governorship ...or maybe higher..



B..b..b...Bushing never stops.

Earl of Chives: Why the long face?



/homeschooled

give me doughnuts: Nobody linked the see-through dress pic (new window)?NSFW


Would hit.

Repeatedly.

She is not a bad looker at all.

fatandolder: A thread about Kerry's daughter, and we get a but Bush.

What would you like to be said?

HA HA KERRY'S DAUGHTER GOT A DUI! BOY, SHE REALLLLLY GOT A DUI! AND SHE GOT A DUI TOO! HA HA!

Whoo. That WAS fun. What do we do next?

She was UNDER the legal limit.

So, not a DUI.

I like how the follow-up got a greenlight before the original. Someone asleep at the wheel, admins?

There's a lot of what the kids like to call "butthurt" in this thread.

Nabb1: There's a lot of what the kids like to call "butthurt" in this thread.

I'm pretty sure it started at precisely 9:35:57. Odd.

Nabb1: There's a lot of what the kids like to call "butthurt" in this thread.

When the kids are small it seems to hurt more.

/what?

She's NOT a Kennedy, Submitter.

Jeez.

Bill Frist: She was UNDER the legal limit.

So, not a DUI.

The BAC limit creates a presumption of intoxication but isn't necessary for a conviction.

36? how old are you John? My God. These geezers are older than I thought.

give me doughnuts: Nobody linked the see-through dress pic (new window)?NSFW

Came here for this.

Leaving now.

Will be satisfied after a quick fap.

under the limit

could you imagine the MSM reporting if this were Palin's daughter?


Yeah, don't bother with your stupid responses....


Double standard on parade!

Lando Lincoln
Whoo. That WAS fun. What do we do next?

Crack jokes about her sharp knees, then fap.

I guess I will have to count on Fox News for the constant followup and development of this case. I know I can't count on the lamestream media to cover this important issue.

/You know if it was a bush kid CNN would have hours of coverage.

Laura Bush killed a guy.

Again?!

libbynomore2: could you imagine the MSM reporting if this were Palin's daughter?


Yeah, don't bother with your stupid responses....


Double standard on parade!


The post count would already be in the triple digits here as well.

winterwhile: ...and she will be hired by Chairman MAObama of the DEMONCRAP party.

sorry, pet peeve.

Laura Bush's vehicular manslaughter and subsequent record-purging thanks to political ties is also HILARIOUS.

aegisalpha: So how did the follow-up tagged article on this go green before this one? And why do we need 2 articles on this?

This is an example of the rare "preemptive repeat", you should be honored, it's akin to sighting the Loch Ness Monster.

Hobodeluxe: or a governorship ...or maybe higher..

Interesting. According to that arrest record, GWB was only two months old when he committed that offense.

ZeroCorpse: Laura Bush's vehicular manslaughter



Was she drunk? Was she charged with manslaughter?

libbynomore2: could you imagine the MSM reporting if this were Palin's daughter?


Yeah, don't bother with your stupid responses....


Double standard on parade!

They would all be under 21 and thus making it a bit bigger story than if someone over the age of 21 was pulled over and did not have a BAC over the legal limit. Yes, I know how pesky those things called details can be.

As the husband of a wife who is giving birth to a daughter right now, I'm getting a real kick out of these replies.

ya rly