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(OK! Magazine) Interesting Twilight co-stars Dakota Fanning (inappropriate giggity) and Kristen Stewart (giggity) make out in their next movie (giggity) in which they play Joan Jett and Cherie Curie (giggity giggity goo)   (okmagazine.com) divider line 96
More: Interesting, Joan Jett, Kristen Stewart, Dakota Fanning, Goo Goo Gaga, Cherie Curie, Robert Pattinson, cma awards, giggity  

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olddeegee [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 03:40:39 PM  
I hear DF is a real biatch. But, I'm still watching the calendar for her 18th b-day!

 
SoothinglyDeranged [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 03:42:47 PM  
Dakota Fanning still has a look similar enough to remind me of her as the creep child she was. That's enough to make any sexual thoughts involving her seem just oh so wrong.

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 04:04:36 PM  
www.exposay.com

Have fun.

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 04:10:49 PM  
Go on...

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 04:18:11 PM  
i386.photobucket.com

 
SurfaceTension [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 05:01:43 PM  
If a 19 year old guy and 15 year old girl were sharing a passionate kiss on screen, might that not be considered child porn?

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 05:13:25 PM  
SurfaceTension: If a 19 year old guy and 15 year old girl were sharing a passionate kiss on screen, might that not be considered child porn?

Was he tweaking her nipples like an old ham radio?

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 05:15:16 PM  
www.filmofilia.com

Getting closer...

 
LosinMySenses [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 07:08:01 PM  
I can't judge the giggity factor until I see the kiss in question.

 
Arkanaut 2009-11-19 07:33:02 PM  
olddeegee: I hear DF is a real biatch. But, I'm still watching the calendar for her 18th b-day!

It frightens me that Dakota Fanning is approaching jailbait status this quickly... I thought it would take almost as long as the Olsen Twins, then I realized the Olsens were much younger when they started.

 
RockIsDead 2009-11-19 07:36:18 PM  
Funny as a raped hounddog

 
Bonanza Jellybean 2009-11-19 07:37:27 PM  
Wow...she's not as funny looking as she once was.
images.teamsugar.com

also (huge, sfw): http://blog.newsok.com/television/files/2009/02/dakota-fanning.jpg

 
Not Guilty Your Honesty 2009-11-19 07:44:51 PM  
Lindsay II

 
TheMadChaosopher 2009-11-19 07:47:51 PM  
i'd pork her if i had a thick enough bag to put over her fugly head so her snaggly teefs didn't rip through and cut me.

 
GoteamVenture 2009-11-19 07:50:01 PM  
i dont get the draw of the main chick from twilight/new moon. What is it? some one explain please

 
fusillade762 2009-11-19 07:56:57 PM  
Crimson and Clover. YEaaaah baby!

images2.fanpop.com

/the seat over there, yeah, I know the drill...

 
lostinspace1978 2009-11-19 07:57:27 PM  
www.inthri.com

 
Jettero Heller 2009-11-19 08:00:40 PM  
wtf, fusillade762, what on earth is happening in that photo?

 
Deylan 2009-11-19 08:01:43 PM  
I'll be in my bunk/

/with Chris Hansen and the picky bear

 
Nem Wan 2009-11-19 08:02:32 PM  
SurfaceTension: If a 19 year old guy and 15 year old girl were sharing a passionate kiss on screen, might that not be considered child porn?

Not in 1968, as long as the script was in iambic pentameter.
farm4.static.flickr.com
/and still not in the 1980s when it was screened at my high school uncut, including 15-year-old boobies
//if they can't show it now the country has truly gone to shiat.
///hotlinked

 
Flappyhead 2009-11-19 08:07:07 PM  
Nem Wan: SurfaceTension: If a 19 year old guy and 15 year old girl were sharing a passionate kiss on screen, might that not be considered child porn?

Not in 1968, as long as the script was in iambic pentameter.

/and still not in the 1980s when it was screened at my high school uncut, including 15-year-old boobies
//if they can't show it now the country has truly gone to shiat.
///hotlinked


I saw that same movie in grade 10 English back in 1995, mind you we're a little more loose with our ratings system in Soviet Canuckistan, hell the Matrix trilogy capped out at AA14 if I'm not mistaken.

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 08:10:46 PM  
fusillade762: /the seat over there, yeah, I know the drill...

Is that blood running down her leg?

 
eagles95 2009-11-19 08:10:59 PM  
Nem Wan: SurfaceTension: If a 19 year old guy and 15 year old girl were sharing a passionate kiss on screen, might that not be considered child porn?

Not in 1968, as long as the script was in iambic pentameter.

/and still not in the 1980s when it was screened at my high school uncut, including 15-year-old boobies
//if they can't show it now the country has truly gone to shiat.
///hotlinked


i remember in the mid 90's my english teacher ran up to the tv to prevent us from seeing the bewbs placing a notebook over the screen till the scene was done. She said it was the christian thing to do. I said, we know what tits look like just rewind it and let us be. Treat us like adults. She did and we hooted and hollered at the scene making all sorts of jokes. Best detention ever.

//cool story i know i know

 
majestykelf 2009-11-19 08:11:55 PM  
fusillade762: Crimson and Clover. YEaaaah baby!



/the seat over there, yeah, I know the drill...


Oh God. Does anyone else see in that pic where she seems to be menstruating down her leg?

 
Nem Wan 2009-11-19 08:13:08 PM  
Flappyhead: Nem Wan: SurfaceTension: If a 19 year old guy and 15 year old girl were sharing a passionate kiss on screen, might that not be considered child porn?

Not in 1968, as long as the script was in iambic pentameter.

/and still not in the 1980s when it was screened at my high school uncut, including 15-year-old boobies
//if they can't show it now the country has truly gone to shiat.
///hotlinked

I saw that same movie in grade 10 English back in 1995, mind you we're a little more loose with our ratings system in Soviet Canuckistan, hell the Matrix trilogy capped out at AA14 if I'm not mistaken.


The U.S. used to be "looser" also. Romeo and Juliet (1968) was originally rated G and re-rated PG in 1973. No idea what it would get now.

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 08:14:31 PM  
Nem Wan: The U.S. used to be "looser" also. Romeo and Juliet (1968) was originally rated G and re-rated PG in 1973. No idea what it would get now.

Pissed off christians with signs.

 
Kierkegaard's Pseudonym 2009-11-19 08:16:57 PM  
Nem Wan: No idea what it would get now.

Everyone involved in or who watched the film a spot on the sex offender registry.

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 08:17:35 PM  
16 is legal in Michigan.

Just saying.

 
SnakeMan [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 08:18:20 PM  
Kristen Stewart is so hot, and you homos somehow don't get it.

www.ninjadude.com

 
CraicBaby [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 08:20:21 PM  
majestykelf: fusillade762: Crimson and Clover. YEaaaah baby!



/the seat over there, yeah, I know the drill...

Oh God. Does anyone else see in that pic where she seems to be menstruating down her leg?


You can also see the makeup artists with a bottle of red liquid on the right. It's probably related to a movie.

 
skribble 2009-11-19 08:22:43 PM  
img29.imageshack.us



that's good.......yeah......now sniff her a little

 
Barry McCackiner 2009-11-19 08:31:27 PM  
GoteamVenture: i dont get the draw of the main chick from twilight/new moon. What is it? some one explain please

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i823.photobucket.com

i823.photobucket.com

 
NaugahydeDonkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 08:41:58 PM  
SnakeMan: Kristen Stewart is so hot, and you homos somehow don't get it.

She looks like she smells like baloney and Kools.

 
Teufelaffe 2009-11-19 08:43:01 PM  
I think you're all missing the worst part of this...Kristen Stewart, who couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag, is going to be playing Joan Jett. I could probably do a better job, and I'm a big, hairy guy...

 
fusillade762 2009-11-19 08:44:39 PM  
CraicBaby: majestykelf: fusillade762: Crimson and Clover. YEaaaah baby!



/the seat over there, yeah, I know the drill...

Oh God. Does anyone else see in that pic where she seems to be menstruating down her leg?

You can also see the makeup artists with a bottle of red liquid on the right. It's probably related to a movie.



It's funny, I posted the "Crimson and Clover" quote referencing the lesbian kiss thing. I didn't even notice the "blood" in the photo.

And the photo seems to be from the movie in question.

 
Juniper Jupiter 2009-11-19 08:45:33 PM  
NaugahydeDonkey: SnakeMan: Kristen Stewart is so hot, and you homos somehow don't get it.

She looks like she smells like baloney and Kools.


Naw...more like day-old yogurt and Cloves cigarettes.

/with a hint of fermented patchouli.

 
kardyss 2009-11-19 08:45:37 PM  
What, no Chris Hansen pics????

What's wrong with you people?

 
fusillade762 2009-11-19 08:49:26 PM  
Barry McCackiner: GoteamVenture: i dont get the draw of the main chick from twilight/new moon. What is it? some one explain please

*pics of Stewart puffin teh weed*


Maybe that explains the glassy vacant dumb-as-a-sack-of-hammers appearance whenever I see an interview with her.

 
stickintehmud 2009-11-19 08:53:14 PM  
Nem Wan: SurfaceTension: If a 19 year old guy and 15 year old girl were sharing a passionate kiss on screen, might that not be considered child porn?

Not in 1968, as long as the script was in iambic pentameter.

/and still not in the 1980s when it was screened at my high school uncut, including 15-year-old boobies
//if they can't show it now the country has truly gone to shiat.
///hotlinked


We watched it freshman year of high school without incident. (2001)

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 08:54:39 PM  
Stewart was very good in "Adventureland."

 
LegacyDL 2009-11-19 08:57:18 PM  
Once Dakota becomes legal my guess is that there are going to be guys the world over that would want to make her scream harder than she did in War of the Worlds.

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 08:58:03 PM  
NaugahydeDonkey: She looks like she smells like baloney and Kools.

The white trash is strong in that one.

 
Galactic_Empanada 2009-11-19 09:03:33 PM  
Barry McCackiner: GoteamVenture: i dont get the draw of the main chick from twilight/new moon. What is it? some one explain please

Ok, I was gonna type something about why I don't find her hot, but yea, nevermind.

 
galactus5000 2009-11-19 09:09:05 PM  
I would hit both of them so hard that they would morph into one being.

 
Barry McCackiner 2009-11-19 09:13:38 PM  
fusillade762: Maybe that explains the glassy vacant dumb-as-a-sack-of-hammers appearance whenever I see an interview with her.

No, that is just because she is a 19 year old girl.

Galactic_Empanada: Ok, I was gonna type something about why I don't find her hot, but yea, nevermind.

There ya go! If she smokes you know she is down!

 
Mr. Slippyfist 2009-11-19 09:22:34 PM  
Nem Wan: SurfaceTension: If a 19 year old guy and 15 year old girl were sharing a passionate kiss on screen, might that not be considered child porn?

Not in 1968, as long as the script was in iambic pentameter.

/and still not in the 1980s when it was screened at my high school uncut, including 15-year-old boobies
//if they can't show it now the country has truly gone to shiat.
///hotlinked


Holy shiat, I remember that. I saw that as a freshmen in '97 and it probably still is the greatest set of tits I've seen. It might have been because I was seeing bare boobs in high school but I remember them being absolutely flawless.

/Off to GIS.
//Then probably my bunk.

 
smurfnazi 2009-11-19 09:24:27 PM  
Old enough to pee,
old enough for me!

(runs and ducks)

 
Gangway Fathead 2009-11-19 09:41:55 PM  
NaugahydeDonkey: SnakeMan: Kristen Stewart is so hot, and you homos somehow don't get it.

She looks like she smells like baloney and Kools.


LOL, that's the strangest thing I've read on the internet in a while.

 
skribble 2009-11-19 09:43:55 PM  
R.I.P.

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KnightofTheOldRepublic 2009-11-19 09:46:33 PM  
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There is almost nothing I wouldn't do to get with that... damn.

 
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