FTFA: The diminutive Austin Powers actor



"Seth Green, isn't he that diminutive Austin Powers actor?"


"Fark you dad!"

That's considered "waging war?" Wow.

from TFA: Green says, "I find it (online reviews) to be toxic and poisonous. Really people who write on the internet are people who want to be told they're very funny or creative, or be given some sort of job opportunity - so the things that they write are never nice."

What an excellent summary of Fark.com. :D

There's nothing quite so pathetic as a "celebrity" who's obsessed with online reviews or blog postings.

Dude, you could sleep on a bed of money if you wanted. One call, and you are snorting the finest blow Columbia has to offer off the perfect ass of a stunning call girl.

And you are concerned with what some loser posting from his mother's basement says about you.

Dear Seth...

You REALLY don't want to hear what they're saying about Old Dogs.

I kind of liked the commercial, but now I feel obliged to say something toxic about him, something clever and funny, and get some sort of job.

I find Seth Green mildly entertaining and I don't care who knows about it!

I found the commercial to be shallow and pedantic.

mamoru: from TFA: Green says, "I find it (online reviews) to be toxic and poisonous. Really people who write on the internet are people who want to be told they're very funny or creative, or be given some sort of job opportunity - so the things that they write are never nice."

What an excellent summary of Fark.com. :D

I find it (actors) to be toxic and poisonous. Really actors who read what other people write on paper are people who want to be told they're funny or creative, or be given some sort of paycheck or another job opportunity - so the things they say are shallow and pedantic.

4NSpy: I found the commercial to be shallow and pedantic.

Damn you!!! hehe

Really people who write on the internet are people who want to be told they're very funny or creative, or be given some sort of job opportunity - so the things that they write are never nice.

Um...that's basically your entire f*cking demographic, Seth.

Come on man...

hahaha - he's short!

Wow, really lashing out. That's some scathing comments, ContactMusic, thanks for reporting that incredible news.

In other news, Seth Green has a hotter girlfriend than anybody here at Fark, and she's the perfect height for full motorboating pleasure.

As long as he keeps making Robot Chicken, he can do anything he wants (well, short of breaking the law). As far as the commercial, WTF, people... it's a COMMERCIAL. Let the dude make some cash.

Cha-ching!

/Obscure?

Robot Chicken is funny, thats about the sum total i need to know or say about Seth Green

Ponzholio: 4NSpy: I found the commercial to be shallow and pedantic.

Damn you!!! hehe

It insists upon itself.

I don't care what you basement dwelling cynical writers have to say about him.

Dumb as it may be to get upset over Random Internet Guy(let's not forget Sam Jackson did earlier this year) it's a completely accurate statement. Sadly all it will do is fuel RIG for another weeks worth of useless flaming and photoshoping.

Scott Evil: It's no hassle...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: All I'm say...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: There gonna get a...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Sh!
I'm just...
Sh!
Would...
Sh!... Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Sh!
But...
Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.

It goes both ways. We're retarded for caring about his height, career, or life and he's retarded for caring that we care.

Hey, Seth...how about I drag you out in the parking lot and throw you another beating?

/midget fight!

TimeWaste: It goes both ways. We're retarded for caring about his height, career, or life and he's retarded for caring that we care.

I doubt he cares... he's probably aware, and some TMZ-type dirtbag probably asked him some question related to the negative responses on the web over his viral ad campaign, and he stated the truth. What else is he supposed to say?

So a throw-away one-liner gets turned into:

"GREEN LASHES OUT AT 'TOXIC' BLOGGERS" and "SETH GREEN is waging war on bloggers"...

and ..."The diminutive Austin Powers actor was devastated to find a stream of cruel comments..."

All from a one line comment? Seriously? This is the real story - that some idiotic gossip writer writes a crappy article filled with strange assumptions arising from ONE LINE that was probably just a response to a question. Worse, a bunch of farkers are apparently alright with this, and even take it as gospel, forming opinions of some guy who acts and creates an animated series, based on wild exaggerations.

I don't know if Seth Green is "devastated" or "waging war" on anybody, and I certainly wouldn't characterize that line as anything of the sort, and if there was more comments made by him or somebody around him, you know they'd have quoted those, as well; since there are none, even taken out of context, it seems like the writer is making some pretty large leaps of logic.

Gossip Writers != Journalists.

YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS!!!

Aww... there, there, Seth. It's OK, I'll comfort you... in the pants.

/rawr, I loves my men geeky, short in stature, and sick in the head.

Martstar: Cha-ching!

/Obscure?

Yeah Rally's is obscure...

LesserEvil: TimeWaste: It goes both ways. We're retarded for caring about his height, career, or life and he's retarded for caring that we care.

I doubt he cares... he's probably aware, and some TMZ-type dirtbag probably asked him some question related to the negative responses on the web over his viral ad campaign, and he stated the truth. What else is he supposed to say?

So a throw-away one-liner gets turned into:

"GREEN LASHES OUT AT 'TOXIC' BLOGGERS" and "SETH GREEN is waging war on bloggers"...

and ..."The diminutive Austin Powers actor was devastated to find a stream of cruel comments..."

All from a one line comment? Seriously? This is the real story - that some idiotic gossip writer writes a crappy article filled with strange assumptions arising from ONE LINE that was probably just a response to a question. Worse, a bunch of farkers are apparently alright with this, and even take it as gospel, forming opinions of some guy who acts and creates an animated series, based on wild exaggerations.

I don't know if Seth Green is "devastated" or "waging war" on anybody, and I certainly wouldn't characterize that line as anything of the sort, and if there was more comments made by him or somebody around him, you know they'd have quoted those, as well; since there are none, even taken out of context, it seems like the writer is making some pretty large leaps of logic.

Gossip Writers != Journalists.

You know, I was going to say something totally different, but then I read your comment and realized you were dead-on.

dorkymidgetqueen: /rawr, I loves my men geeky, short in stature, and sick in the head.

How YOU doin'?

/Actually, I'm quite tall
//And only a little bit crazy

LesserEvil: TimeWaste: It goes both ways. We're retarded for caring about his height, career, or life and he's retarded for caring that we care.

I doubt he cares... he's probably aware, and some TMZ-type dirtbag probably asked him some question related to the negative responses on the web over his viral ad campaign, and he stated the truth. What else is he supposed to say?

So a throw-away one-liner gets turned into:

"GREEN LASHES OUT AT 'TOXIC' BLOGGERS" and "SETH GREEN is waging war on bloggers"...

and ..."The diminutive Austin Powers actor was devastated to find a stream of cruel comments..."

All from a one line comment? Seriously? This is the real story - that some idiotic gossip writer writes a crappy article filled with strange assumptions arising from ONE LINE that was probably just a response to a question. Worse, a bunch of farkers are apparently alright with this, and even take it as gospel, forming opinions of some guy who acts and creates an animated series, based on wild exaggerations.

I don't know if Seth Green is "devastated" or "waging war" on anybody, and I certainly wouldn't characterize that line as anything of the sort, and if there was more comments made by him or somebody around him, you know they'd have quoted those, as well; since there are none, even taken out of context, it seems like the writer is making some pretty large leaps of logic.

Gossip Writers != Journalists.

I'm super tired, and I didn't even think about what I wrote. I meant to say that he sounded quite cavelier about the whole thing, and as you said, probably just answering a question asked. I meant to say it's the other celebs who are retarded for people caring.

I like Seth. I like Robot Chicken.

I have a friend the looks a lot like Kevin Connolly and/or Seth Green actually.

We wanted to do the main characters from entourage a couple years ago because we all look somewhat similar.

The creator of bing needs to die in a fire. However bad Seth Green's commercial is having to deal with bing is infinitely worse. Jesus if I wanted to see a link I will click on it, I don't need bing to do it for me.fark bing.

That article was pretty short.

Jakevol2: The creator of bing needs to die in a fire. However bad Seth Green's commercial is having to deal with bing is infinitely worse. Jesus if I wanted to see a link I will click on it, I don't need bing to do it for me.fark bing.

Robot Chicken is the worst thing ever. It is worse than Tom goes to the Mayor, and that show is indescribably bad. It's like if Tom goes to the Mayor took a shiat on Squidbillies and then crapped out whatever else the adult swim guys were high and scheming up

sites like contact music (or is it starpulse? maybe both, i dunno) appear to exist solely to post mildly inflammatory garbage that will get repeated somewhere like... fark to generate traffic.
and really, thats fine. apparently theres quite a market for low-grade swill on these news aggregation sites. theres a sucker born every minute, i hear.
after all, , its not like i come here looking for very much. im not reading fark for amusing puns on etruscan verb syntax or jokes about inca architecture or anything like that. its just that sometimes i wish for a slightly better grade of swill. lets show a little enthusiasm, shall we?

Seth Green can't handle his own medicine. Oh the irony.

DrMcNinja: Robot Chicken is the worst thing ever. It is worse than Tom goes to the Mayor, and that show is indescribably bad. It's like if Tom goes to the Mayor took a shiat on Squidbillies and then crapped out whatever else the adult swim guys were high and scheming up

You just insulted three of the best shows Adult Swim ever gave the world. I challenge you to a duel at dawn to defend their honor. Have your second notified at once, sir.

why does seth green have a newsletter, do people actually sign up for it?

DrMcNinja: Robot Chicken is the worst thing ever. It is worse than Tom goes to the Mayor, and that show is indescribably bad. It's like if Tom goes to the Mayor took a shiat on Squidbillies and then crapped out whatever else the adult swim guys were high and scheming up

Jakevol2: DrMcNinja: Robot Chicken is the worst thing ever. It is worse than Tom goes to the Mayor, and that show is indescribably bad. It's like if Tom goes to the Mayor took a shiat on Squidbillies and then crapped out whatever else the adult swim guys were high and scheming up

You just insulted three of the best shows Adult Swim ever gave the world. I challenge you to a duel at dawn to defend their honor. Have your second notified at once, sir.

Venture Bros., Metalocalypse, Sea Lab, Harvey Birdman, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak Show, all infinitely better

DrMcNinja: Jakevol2: DrMcNinja: Robot Chicken is the worst thing ever. It is worse than Tom goes to the Mayor, and that show is indescribably bad. It's like if Tom goes to the Mayor took a shiat on Squidbillies and then crapped out whatever else the adult swim guys were high and scheming up

You just insulted three of the best shows Adult Swim ever gave the world. I challenge you to a duel at dawn to defend their honor. Have your second notified at once, sir.

Venture Bros., Metalocalypse, Sea Lab, Harvey Birdman, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak Show, all infinitely better

does your insolence know no bounds, sire? You are no gentleman, and you shall pay for your besmirchment with hot lead on cold ground amongst the bleating sheep on the Moor.

/Good day, sir

//I said "GOOD DAY!"

Green lost me as a fan when one day he decided, no, alyson hannigan, I do not want the world to think I am farking you. I'm outta here.fark you, ginger kid.

Seamer: Green lost me as a fan when one day he decided, no, alyson hannigan, I do not want the world to think I am farking you. I'm outta here.fark you, ginger kid.

have you ever thought for one second that perhaps maybe there was a slight outside chance that Joss Whedon had a small part to do with that?

DrMcNinja: Robot Chicken is the worst thing ever. It is worse than Tom goes to the Mayor, and that show is indescribably bad. It's like if Tom goes to the Mayor took a shiat on Squidbillies and then crapped out whatever else the adult swim guys were high and scheming up

Tom Goes to Mayor is a great show. Robot Chicken is just Family Guy without the plotline.

Ive only ever seen one robot chicken, the one where voltron is breakdancing and gets "served." It was comedy gold.

Honestly, I don't see the sentiment suggested by the headline in the article itself. It looks like someone asked him about it, and then he just made a statement about shrugging it off. It doesn't even look like something someone would publish. Kind of why celebrity news sucks. They obsess over every little thing.

There was an article?

The best lashing out I saw was a few pics where Seth had the ultimate "Bash me all you want, but I'm banging this when I get home" look on his face.

There are levels of irrelevancy?

That "article" is just a quote from his segment on Conan O'brien the other night.

Weakstream internet source.

Ah, Seth Green, I liked him so much as Cousin Wiley in Airborne, but now I just can't stand his voice in anything he does due to his Chris character in Family Guy.

DrMcNinja:

Venture Bros., Metalocalypse, Sea Lab, Harvey Birdman, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak Show, all infinitely better

This this this this this this and this. Tim and Eric need to go away. Very far away.