Was that a line from a TV show or something?

It's not ringing any bells.

Heh.

If you know what I mean..

What chu' talkin' bout 2010.

He's played his role. On to the next acting gig.

GurneyHalleck: He's played his role. On to the next acting gig.

-qft.

Can't bring him down: Predator, T-1000, Thulsa Doom.

Can: Term limits.

I set the odds on his first movie after returning to private life being a buddy pic with Danny DeVito about an aging action movie star trying to break into politics at 6:5.

Conan the Republican

First headline to make me smile in awhile.

BKITU: I set the odds on his first movie after returning to private life being a buddy pic with Danny DeVito about an aging action movie star trying to break into politics at 6:5.

It's already been shot. He's in the Expendables.

Please please please let him come back to acting and make "Conan the King"...

Edsel: Please please please let him come back to acting and make "Conan the King"...

Some long droll overweight Conan who's constantly fighting the Jester's Union and borrowing money money from neighboring kingdoms to make up for the shortfall in wenchfare fund.

It might be a tumor.

man, that sucks, he was the best governor CA had since Reagan. Hopefully he'll get back into movies, I always thought he was a great actor and I really enjoy his movies. Too bad he can't run against Obama in 2012, I think he'd win in a landslide.

Is he going to Mars?

He also visited his hometown of Graz, Austria, where ... ate a typical Austrian dinner that included Wienerschnitzel.

Thank you for this hard-hitting report.

wait, Ben Richards was a ROBOT???

Not An Alt: man, that sucks, he was the best governor CA had since Reagan. Hopefully he'll get back into movies, I always thought he was a great actor and I really enjoy his movies. Too bad he can't run against Obama in 2012, I think he'd win in a landslide.

It's pretty much obvious. Let's say you're a group of washed up bodybuilders, governors, and wrestlers in the jungle being hunted by an inhuman and invisible killer for sport and food.

Who do you want to have your last beer with? Obama or Schwarzenegger?

who replaced him as the big action star?

Not An Alt: man, that sucks, he was the best governor CA had since Reagan. Hopefully he'll get back into movies, I always thought he was a great actor and I really enjoy his movies. Too bad he can't run against Obama in 2012, I think he'd win in a landslide.

Whatever is it you're huffing...please share with the rest of the internet.

Edsel: Please please please let him come back to acting and make "Conan the King Aging, Slightly Constipated, and Really Flabby "...

FTFM

JC

This is like me saying that I've decided not to date any supermodels for the foreseeable future.

tacos813: who replaced him as the big action star?

shia labeouf

Bek: He also visited his hometown of Graz, Austria, where ... ate a typical Austrian dinner that included Wienerschnitzel.

Thank you for this hard-hitting report.

I think it's pretty hilarious that the typical Austrian dinner includes fast food hot dogs.

I'll be Bach.

You be Beethoven.

I think he's actually said that in a lot of movies.

why should he run for office again. he's already frkkkked up one State good. he wants to leave some states left so his republican Turd friends can frkkk them up too.


go get 'em, Tax cutter for the Wealthy!!

dryknife: I'll be Bach.



"Aaaaaah...Bach!"

Arnold is Cumming!

Duck!


Link (new window)

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last?! I lied!"

"What?! You've never said... Oh! I get it, you're using that line from my movie!"

Hey guys...
I'LL BE BACK to check this thread.

Dr. Flavenglaven: Whatever is it you're huffing...please share with the rest of the internet.

The man did a great job with CA. Maybe he can move to another state and fix it too. Hopefully CO or AZ, I'd like to see him do more political stuff.

Not An Alt: Dr. Flavenglaven: Whatever is it you're huffing...please share with the rest of the internet.

The man did a great job with CA. Maybe he can move to another state and fix it too. Hopefully CO or AZ, I'd like to see him do more political stuff.

No, not Arizona. We've got Kyl, McCain and Sheriff Joe here, we're fine. I think Oregon needs Arnold's help next.

Serious question: He was elected twice. But the 1st time was already a year+ into Gray Davis' term. Is he even eligible to run again?

Britney Spear's Speculum: Serious question: He was elected twice. But the 1st time was already a year+ into Gray Davis' term. Is he even eligible to run again?

No, and the article says as much.

This is the only headline i've lol'd at all day. thanks, subby.

Good... maybe you can team up with a 65 year old Stallone in 2011 and make the awesomest 60-somethings sequel to the expendables EVAR!

Don't let the door hit you on your way out, Ahnuld.

"I have never labeled myself as a politician, so I am not going to run for anything else," Schwarzenegger told reporters in Milan on Tuesday.

Then why...did you...become a governor?

FTFA: He has previously indicated that the only other political office he would be interested in seeking is president, and he can't run because he was born in Austria.

Why not? That hasn't stopped our current Kenyan-born president.

Seppuku for Cocoa Puffs: FTFA: He has previously indicated that the only other political office he would be interested in seeking is president, and he can't run because he was born in Austria.

Why not? That hasn't stopped our current Kenyan-born president.

And that Sheik is going to get a full trail and all. And the Constitution is just a God damned piece of paper.

I bet in 50 years, or less, people will somehow find a way to twist the words of the document so that it allows anyone to run for President, you know, because the Constitution and the Bill of Rights applies to everyone anyway, not just citizens. See, it's contradictory and arbitrary not to let people from other countries run for POTUS. It's unfair, it's discrimination.

Also, illegal aliens aren't illegal anymore,not really. It's so passe, this rule in the COnstitution not allowing Conan to be POTUS.

They should change it just because he's farking Conan.

Android, not robot.

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Not An Alt: Dr. Flavenglaven: Whatever is it you're huffing...please share with the rest of the internet.

The man did a great job with CA. Maybe he can move to another state and fix it too. Hopefully CO or AZ, I'd like to see him do more political stuff.

No, not Arizona. We've got Kyl, McCain and Sheriff Joe here, we're fine. I think Oregon needs Arnold's help next.

Arnold + Oregon =

Well, crap. I liked our Governator. Was hoping he'd run for one of the Senate seats.

He did a better job than the half-dozen nitwits preceding him, especially given every political insider in CA fought him every step of the way.

/yeah, I think he did a decent job, so what?
//now if he'd just legalize & tax...

lajimi: Conan the Republican

Slain by budget woes.

RevMercutio: It's already been shot. He's in the DeExpendables.

There, fixed.