I'm glad I turned down the 2 ex's that wanted to do this.

/yeah, i probably used the apostrophe wrong

Rapmaster2000: I'm glad I turned down the 2 ex's that wanted to do this.

/yeah, i probably used the apostrophe wrong

I really don't get the point. Best case scenario, no one uses it to extort or embarrass you after the relationship. I don't really care to see my hairy ass on camera anyway.

Don't worry Subby, they'll have killed themselves with drugs and/or Hepatitis C long before then.

Remember folks, your "youthful" indiscretions follow you into adulthood.

Barakku: Rapmaster2000: I'm glad I turned down the 2 ex's that wanted to do this.

/yeah, i probably used the apostrophe wrong

I really don't get the point. Best case scenario, no one uses it to extort or embarrass you after the relationship. I don't really care to see my hairy ass on camera anyway.

Exactly. If you want to see yourself hitting it, do it in front of a mirror.

For those of us with zero modesty... we could honestly care less if its all out there.

Hell search around.. Im sure you'll find my pasty white ass and dong somewhere

I think the boys should be more worried about their friends' bugging them about Pam and Tommy making such a bad porno.

Despite what many may think, I don't have a porn-sized penis for a sex tape.

IdBeCrazyIf: For those of us with zero modesty... we could honestly care less if its all out there.

Hell search around.. Im sure you'll find my pasty white ass and dong somewhere

You know what? Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll pass this time. No offence intended.

Most folks I know do it for the same reason folks take pictures on holidays and at national monuments or at weddings. To prove it happened. To be able to one day say, Yes, goddamit I did have that threesome with my girlfriend and best friend, or I was in that all guy orgy.

It's a memento of happy times. And something to jack to later on.

ftfa: She told her kids because she knew they'd be seeing 'Borat'.


So she's already letting her 11 & 12 yr old sons see R-rated movies, can't be long before she'd be letting them see NC-17s anyway.



/not that you want to see your mom in them
//if they have Tommy's manners and her brains those poor kids are doomed already.

You know, it has to be pretty awkward when you're in 6th grade and your friends are constantly going on about downloading your mom's sex tapes. I can definitely see some therapy in the future.

Racht: You know, it has to be pretty awkward when you're in 6th grade and your friends are constantly going on about downloading your mom's sex tapes. I can definitely see some therapy in the future.

Or they could just say "I've been all up in that p*ssy."

Or did Pam do C-Sections?

jwa007: Most folks I know do it for the same reason folks take pictures on holidays and at national monuments or at weddings. To prove it happened. To be able to one day say, Yes, goddamit I did have that threesome with my girlfriend and best friend, or I was in that all guy orgy.

More or less this.

Of course as ubiquitous as sex has started to become in our culture, I think everyone has been to an all guy orgy.

....right?

I don't get the filming yourself farking thing...

Who wants to go back and look at that?

Leave porn to the pros!!!

Seriously...if I want to see Alec Baldwin's Glengarry Glenross speech...
I don't do an impression of the shiat in front of a camera and play it back.

I watch the pro do it.

Same difference!

jwa007:
Or did Pam do C-Sections?

Given it was in 15 years into her career, they probably just slid out like a waterslide.

Rawhead Rex: I don't get the filming yourself farking thing...

Who wants to go back and look at that?

Leave porn to the pros!!!

Seriously...if I want to see Alec Baldwin's Glengarry Glenross speech...
I don't do an impression of the shiat in front of a camera and play it back.

I watch the pro do it.

Same difference!

I seem to recall a comedian some years ago saying "Never film yourself having sex - you would not believe how stupid you look."

I have taken this advice to heart.

Whoa whoa whoa. Whoa.

Pam Anderson is 47?

The latest "celebrities" to join the sex tape bandwagon are Miss Japan and Miss Trinida/Tobago (Miss Universe contest 2008). Their threeway with a very lucky bastard sex tape just got released recently.

At least Miss Trinidad will be able to buttress her explanation to her future kids with the fact that she didn't let the guy poke her in the pooper like Miss Japan did.

My wife and I like to make the occasional homemade porno. We watch some of our videos from time to time. I can't emphasize enough how much of an aphrodisiac it is for us to watch ourselves having sex while we're having sex. Especially when we're doing it in our home theater and our images are being projected onto a 70" screen. It's amazing.

Since neither one of us are famous, there's really not a whole lot of risk involved. At first my wife was worried that someone else would see them, but I explained first that I'm going to keep the DVDs secured (I keep it locked in our home safe). Secondly, we don't have anything to worry about because we're not doing anything wrong. Even if someone did get their hands on it and was somehow able to show them to people we know, sure, it may be a little embarrassing, but once past that, who cares?

One day we're going to be old and shriveled, and it will be so nice to be able to pull out an old DVD and watch ourselves going at it when we were in our prime. I'm sure that when this time comes, I will be really glad that we made our homemade pornos to be able to save that special moment in time.

Atomic Spunk: My wife and I like to make the occasional homemade porno. We watch some of our videos from time to time. I can't emphasize enough how much of an aphrodisiac it is for us to watch ourselves having sex while we're having sex. Especially when we're doing it in our home theater and our images are being projected onto a 70" screen. It's amazing.

Since neither one of us are famous, there's really not a whole lot of risk involved. At first my wife was worried that someone else would see them, but I explained first that I'm going to keep the DVDs secured (I keep it locked in our home safe). Secondly, we don't have anything to worry about because we're not doing anything wrong. Even if someone did get their hands on it and was somehow able to show them to people we know, sure, it may be a little embarrassing, but once past that, who cares?

One day we're going to be old and shriveled, and it will be so nice to be able to pull out an old DVD and watch ourselves going at it when we were in our prime. I'm sure that when this time comes, I will be really glad that we made our homemade pornos to be able to save that special moment in time.

"I just said, 'Look, Mummy and Daddy were massively in love,"

At this point in the article I started laughing way too hard to read the rest. There was lots of massive in that video but love was not what the whole world was watching. Massive boobies and weiner was more like it.

nanim: So she's already letting her 11 & 12 yr old sons see R-rated movies,

I saw R rated movies when I was considerably younger. And as my presence here shows, I turned out just fine.

It sounds like a blast but I'm here to tell you they can prove difficult to pull off.

I was making a, shall we say, "solo" recording for my spouse several years ago when things went horribly wrong.

A brief description so you'll understand. I had just gotten out of the shower and was in my robe. I got the camera, started recording, and basically let the robe fall to the bathroom floor. Then I began shaving my legs and then completely shaved, well, you get the picture. I slip on a pair of stockings with the garter belt, turn my back to the camera and sort of bend over touching the floor. I reach back with one hand and that's when...

BAM! The door flies open and I hear a scream. It's my 13 year old son!! He screams "MOM"!!! "It's okay, buddy, I can explain", I say.

"The hell you can", he replied, "Mom, get up here and see what Dad's doing"!!

I'm just sayin', be careful when you're making these, that's all.

You shave your legs?

barefootmarco: You shave your legs?

You don't?

Atomic Spunk: My wife and I like to make the occasional homemade porno. We watch some of our videos from time to time. I can't emphasize enough how much of an aphrodisiac it is for us to watch ourselves having sex while we're having sex. Especially when we're doing it in our home theater and our images are being projected onto a 70" screen. It's amazing.

Since neither one of us are famous, there's really not a whole lot of risk involved. At first my wife was worried that someone else would see them, but I explained first that I'm going to keep the DVDs secured (I keep it locked in our home safe). Secondly, we don't have anything to worry about because we're not doing anything wrong. Even if someone did get their hands on it and was somehow able to show them to people we know, sure, it may be a little embarrassing, but once past that, who cares?

One day we're going to be old and shriveled, and it will be so nice to be able to pull out an old DVD and watch ourselves going at it when we were in our prime. I'm sure that when this time comes, I will be really glad that we made our homemade pornos to be able to save that special moment in time.

Your candidness is refreshing. Incredibly scary, but refreshing.

Al_Ed: It sounds like a blast but I'm here to tell you they can prove difficult to pull off.

I was making a, shall we say, "solo" recording for my spouse several years ago when things went horribly wrong.

A brief description so you'll understand. I had just gotten out of the shower and was in my robe. I got the camera, started recording, and basically let the robe fall to the bathroom floor. Then I began shaving my legs and then completely shaved, well, you get the picture. I slip on a pair of stockings with the garter belt, turn my back to the camera and sort of bend over touching the floor. I reach back with one hand and that's when...

BAM! The door flies open and I hear a scream. It's my 13 year old son!! He screams "MOM"!!! "It's okay, buddy, I can explain", I say.

"The hell you can", he replied, "Mom, get up here and see what Dad's doing"!!

I'm just sayin', be careful when you're making these, that's all.

And thanks for sharing.

Atomic Spunk: My wife and I like to make the occasional homemade porno. We watch some of our videos from time to time. I can't emphasize enough how much of an aphrodisiac it is for us to watch ourselves having sex while we're having sex.

I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw your profile pic but realized the joke was on us when I read further down.

My man and I would love to video ourselves, but I just don't ever want to take the chance of someone stealing it. But a mirror across the bed works REALLY well!

Ive done way more embarrassing things than having a shag so who cares who sees THAT?

Agrees with videotaping sex.

Atomic Spunk: My wife and I like to make the occasional homemade porno. We watch some of our videos from time to time. I can't emphasize enough how much of an aphrodisiac it is for us to watch ourselves having sex while we're having sex. Especially when we're doing it in our home theater and our images are being projected onto a 70" screen. It's amazing.

Since neither one of us are famous, there's really not a whole lot of risk involved. At first my wife was worried that someone else would see them, but I explained first that I'm going to keep the DVDs secured (I keep it locked in our home safe). Secondly, we don't have anything to worry about because we're not doing anything wrong. Even if someone did get their hands on it and was somehow able to show them to people we know, sure, it may be a little embarrassing, but once past that, who cares?

One day we're going to be old and shriveled, and it will be so nice to be able to pull out an old DVD and watch ourselves going at it when we were in our prime. I'm sure that when this time comes, I will be really glad that we made our homemade pornos to be able to save that special moment in time.

Explains your log-in name, anyway.

/yeah, I lol'd, well done...