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(Dlisted) Followup Amy Winehouse's recent hospital visit was actually because her new breast implants went all "GAAAAH, GET US OUT OF HERE"   (dlisted.com) divider line 35
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Fixxor 2009-11-19 10:58:28 AM  
Is it wrong to want a celebrity holocaust?

 
DubyaHater 2009-11-19 11:00:47 AM  
She did it for the post-op Percocet. It's legal so long as there's a prescription for it.

/Que "Do Not Want" dog

 
Scarborough Fair 2009-11-19 11:01:55 AM  
She looks like 54% less of a zomboid now

 
Ivo Shandor 2009-11-19 11:02:05 AM  
This thread is JUST FINE without pictures.

 
Dr. Flavenglaven 2009-11-19 11:02:14 AM  
Even silicon fun-bags have standards.

 
carrion_luggage 2009-11-19 11:06:04 AM  
Uh, oh
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911
Hi ho
Titty titty bang bang
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Ain't no fun

Fun bags
Titty titty bang bang
Titty titty bang bang
'Splode

Bang bang titty titty bang bang
Her chest should not be rode
Bang bang titty titty bang bang
Her chest
Should
Not
Be
Rode
(titty bang bang titty titty bang bang
REPEAT UNTIL FADE)

 
PizzaJedi81 2009-11-19 11:07:24 AM  
This story is a place holder until she goes tits up.

 
Fixxor 2009-11-19 11:07:40 AM  
Scarborough Fair: She looks like 54% less of a zomboid now


img25.imageshack.us

Snake-oids?

 
gadian [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 11:13:47 AM  
Ivo Shandor: This thread is JUST FINE without pictures.

Awww. I was hoping that guy with the pictures...you know the one...would show up.

 
danny_kay [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 11:14:06 AM  
FTFA: "She saw something oozing out on to her top. She was worried as they looked wonky and to see stuff seeping out was horrible."

It was oozing out? As in "through her skin"?

*gag*

 
Garko 2009-11-19 11:14:25 AM  
Fixxor: Scarborough Fair: She looks like 54% less of a zomboid now

Snake-oids?


"GRAB-oids"

/Ftfm

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 11:15:37 AM  
What a boob

 
theorellior 2009-11-19 11:18:03 AM  
Maybe her father would be kind enough to make a statement about this.

 
emocomputerjock 2009-11-19 11:25:41 AM  
$54,000 for leaky implants? WTF?

 
felixecho 2009-11-19 11:40:16 AM  
Actually she looks good in that picture compared to some that I have seen.

 
Billy Ligue [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 11:51:31 AM  
did the breastes implants burst through her skin a la Alien?



rookery2.viary.com

 
Dog Welder 2009-11-19 11:52:19 AM  
I didn't think saline implants could biologically reject a human being.

/learn something new every day

 
theorellior 2009-11-19 12:05:48 PM  
Dog Welder: I didn't think saline implants could biologically reject a human being.

They probably just had a low tolerance for heroin.

 
stuhayes2010 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-19 12:08:18 PM  
Putting duct tape on the Titanic.


/I think she used to be hot.

 
jennyz 2009-11-19 12:20:41 PM  
Wino's Titty Bag Exploded!

Best blog title ever?

 
RockIsDead 2009-11-19 12:46:02 PM  
When did she get freckles on her nose?

 
Kurmudgeon 2009-11-19 01:10:31 PM  
Strangely, she appears somewhat cute in the picture in the article. It sure beats her typical bag lady wine-o look.

 
lehmac 2009-11-19 01:17:08 PM  
MK stop submitting your own links you silly beyatch!

 
LeafyGreens 2009-11-19 01:28:45 PM  
lehmac: MK stop submitting your own links you silly beyatch!

MK's a Farker?

 
lehmac 2009-11-19 01:34:35 PM  
LeafyGreens: lehmac: MK stop submitting your own links you silly beyatch!

MK's a Farker?


totally

you be D-lister?

 
LeafyGreens 2009-11-19 02:01:51 PM  
lehmac: LeafyGreens: lehmac: MK stop submitting your own links you silly beyatch!

MK's a Farker?

totally

you be D-lister?


I reads it evry day!

Don't comment much

 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark] 2009-11-19 02:05:11 PM  
LeafyGreens: lehmac: MK stop submitting your own links you silly beyatch!

MK's a Farker?


The writer of that pile of garbage is a Farker? Oh wait, that makes sense.

Take anger management classes you f*cking twat.

 
LeafyGreens 2009-11-19 02:11:38 PM  
Tat'dGreaser: Take anger management classes you f*cking twat.

You're a straight guy. You're not supposed to get it.

Also, pot/kettle.

 
lehmac 2009-11-19 02:12:14 PM  
Tat'dGreaser: LeafyGreens: lehmac: MK stop submitting your own links you silly beyatch!

MK's a Farker?

The writer of that pile of garbage is a Farker? Oh wait, that makes sense.

Take anger management classes you f*cking twat.


Who me or him? Arent you a farker? he is a nice dude. that blog is just for comedy.

I read it but dont comment either. I met him once and thought he was a lovely mother farker. a hooker with a heart of golden crust.

 
Lipspinach 2009-11-19 04:42:14 PM  
While I am morbidly fascinated by such a picture & I more than appreciate it, you may have just earned the ban-hammer. Which is a shame. You've been favoutited for a while now.

 
Lipspinach 2009-11-19 04:45:39 PM  
Lipspinach: While I am morbidly fascinated by such a picture & I more than appreciate it, you may have just earned the ban-hammer. Which is a shame. You've been favoutited for a while now.

favourited
godammit, but that was pretty funny!

 
ClintBartonWannabe 2009-11-19 04:59:03 PM  
Did she also get freckles tattooed on her nose? Those things seem to have popped out about the same time.

 
Pfft! 2009-11-19 09:54:36 PM  
Wow, that is the most annoying article I've read in a while...

 
EmmaLou 2009-11-19 10:06:22 PM  
Crying nipples, leaky something or others. Reading that made my boobs hurt.

 
Standard Deviant 2009-11-20 02:31:35 AM  
I wonder how much of a beating breast implants take before they leak. Somebody has been whaling on her.

 
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