I don't think even she can eat that much.

Sybarite: I don't think even she can eat that much.

She finds your lack of faith disturbing...

She doesn't eat the doves, she just bites their heads off.

Sybarite: I don't think even she can eat that much.

Aaaaand we're done here. G'night everyone.

What Mariah Carey thinks the world looks like:




I want some of what she's taking, also.

Bankruptcy and homelessness would be the best thing for this biatch.

I freely offer her my wand.

In other news, unemployment rates still rising

Except in the exciting fields of cat wrangling, dove wrangling, security guard wrangling, wand manufacture, and confetti production.

there has to be a point when someone will sit her delusional self down and tell her to: 1) stop dressing like someone half her age, 2) stop acting like she's the biggest thing in the world.

One of the hottest insane women to have ever lived.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: One of the hottest insane women to have ever lived.

The Department of Redundancy Department would like to have a word with you.

Wouldn't providing this create a legion of jobs?

And that, good people, is why she got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With her bears and lions
A brass band and more
With her forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
Her birds that warble on key
Make way for princess Carey!

Where's PETA when you need them?

to be fair the kittens were to replace the kittens killed after every dude within 100 yards faps at the sight of her lucious self..

MaxxLarge: Mariah Carey is certifiably nuts, has largely squandered her talent, and demands far more from her fame than it should be able to provide.

However, none of that matters in light of the fact that anyone who wouldn't hit it is A) teh ghey, B) dead, or C) full o' shiat.

/homina3

I dunno. She's lookin' a bit rough these days and is seemingly oblivious to that fact. Link (new window) Warning: Site Not Safe for Hetero Eyes

I read that headline with a Farker's attitude, and wondered WTFA actually said that would warrant such an outrageous and obvious use of hyperbole.

Then I RTFA.

My bad.

coco ebert: MaxxLarge: Mariah Carey is certifiably nuts, has largely squandered her talent, and demands far more from her fame than it should be able to provide.

However, none of that matters in light of the fact that anyone who wouldn't hit it is A) teh ghey, B) dead, or C) full o' shiat.

/homina3

I dunno. She's lookin' a bit rough these days and is seemingly oblivious to that fact. Link (new window) Warning: Site Not Safe for Hetero Eyes

I honestly don't see anything wrong in those pics. I have seen much, much, worse.

What a Coont.

And the fact that they were trying to get all that crap amazes me to no end. Do they have nothing better to do then to try to satisfy a 3/4 crazed celeb?

And the main reason she is such a coont is because people try toi move heaven and earth to give in to her stupid demands.

Just Say Farken No Already!!!

MaxxLarge: Mariah Carey is certifiably nuts, has largely squandered her talent, and demands far more from her fame than it should be able to provide.

However, none of that matters in light of the fact that anyone who wouldn't hit it is A) teh ghey, B) dead, or C) full o' shiat.



/homina3

I think most dead would try.

wet_dream: What a Coont.

And the fact that they were trying to get all that crap amazes me to no end. Do they have nothing better to do then to try to satisfy a 3/4 crazed celeb?

And the main reason she is such a coont is because people try toi move heaven and earth to give in to her stupid demands.

Just Say Farken No Already!!!

She would just fire them and get someone who would say yes.

/Welcome to the World of Celebrity.

I remember reading something where she entered a restaurant and threw a hissy fit and yelled at the manager because people didn't clap for her when she entered.

So that stupid commercial where the guy has to get her a bunch of useless crap was accurate then? I want to Chris Brown her more than ever.

PC LOAD LETTER: I freely offer her my wand.

Don't do it, you're too good for her!

The funny thing is that they actually tried to accommodate her wishes before giving up on the kittens. It wasn't the Rolls Royce driving on pink carpet, the dozen hangers-on, or the any of that other crap.

I'd love to see somebody send back the rider with a letter that says "We thought paying you with a check that clears the bank would be good enough. This other crap is just stupid, and you're stupid for wanting it. You're farkin' crazy and we rescind the invitation. We're going to locate a sane person to open this shiat up; it's just a damned mall, not Christ's Second Coming."

"However, none of that matters in light of the fact that anyone who wouldn't hit it is A) teh ghey, B) dead, or C) full o' shiat."

Be that as it may, A)Time marches on, B) A new crop arrives every year, and C) No matter how attractive someone is, somebody somewhere is sick of their shiat.

A bit of humility and common sense might help Mariah to have a better legacy than just being remembered as a pushy assed prima donna in her old age. Ask Britney how that worked out for her...

When I become crazy famous and rich I'm gonna demand that everyone ELSE be surrounded by kittens and doves.

MaxxLarge: However, none of that matters in light of the fact that anyone who wouldn't hit it is A) teh ghey, B) dead, or C) full o' shiat

or D) actually has standards and wouldn't bother with someone who is so self-absorbed.

So her every entrance looks like a John Woo film?

PC LOAD LETTER: I freely offer her my wand.



AND MY AXE!

MaxxLarge: Mariah Carey is certifiably nuts, has largely squandered her talent, and demands far more from her fame than it should be able to provide.

However, none of that matters in light of the fact that anyone who wouldn't hit it is A) teh ghey, B) dead, or C) full o' shiat.

/homina3

I'd hit it with a vigor and eagerness henceforth unseen on this plane!

/for 10 seconds
//okay 7...
///5...

The best part about Mariah currently is that cell phone commercial where they show the intern running around town trying to round up all the things that Mariah is demanding. Basically celebrating/making fun of the fact that Mariah has all these demands for presumably just showing up at a hotel...and they convinced Mariah to not only sign off on this, but to appear in the commercial as well. You really have to wonder if she fully understood what the commercial was saying, or just kind of showed up one day, blew the kid a kiss, and thought no more about it.

Man, it must suck to be Nick Cannon. The guy probably doesn't go 10 minutes without thinking "What the fark have I gotten myself into".

Came for Mariah's mammoth, juicy chest flaps...left kinda satisfied.

... and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeee

frepnog: PC LOAD LETTER: I freely offer her my wand.



AND MY AXE!



AND MY PENIS!

LessO2: or D) actually has standards and wouldn't bother with someone who is so self-absorbed.

I dunno about you, but I've never farked someone's personality.

Hope she has enough pairs of kitten mittens.

My answer? No problem Ms. Carey, I'll get those right away...


/hey, she never said they had to be LIVE kittens, doves and security guards...

Her favorite color is pink? Really?

/doubt she's had anything pink for half her life.

Dude...I just made out with Mariah Carey.

Brainsick: My answer? No problem Ms. Carey, I'll get those right away...

I...I don't think she really heard you, y'know?

ScouserDuck: Hope she has enough pairs of kitten mittens.

I will never stop laughing at kitten mittens for as long as I live.

/really

MaxxLarge: Mariah Carey is certifiably nuts, has largely squandered her talent, and demands far more from her fame than it should be able to provide.

However, none of that matters in light of the fact that anyone who wouldn't hit it is A) teh ghey, B) dead, or C) full o' shiat.

/homina3

How does it work if I am a lesbian and wish to hit it? Technically I am still teh ghey.

oi_piss_me_off: 2) stop acting like she's the biggest thing in the world.

You'd think her first clue would be the fact that her next gig is a freaking Christmas tree lighting ceremony at the mall.

Braindeath: MaxxLarge: Mariah Carey is certifiably nuts, has largely squandered her talent, and demands far more from her fame than it should be able to provide.

However, none of that matters in light of the fact that anyone who wouldn't hit it is A) teh ghey, B) dead, or C) full o' shiat.

/homina3

How does it work if I am a lesbian and wish to hit it? Technically I am still teh ghey.

We're all lesbians here. Except for RugbyJock and the mac users.

OnmyojiOmn: frepnog: PC LOAD LETTER: I freely offer her my wand.
AND MY AXE!

AND MY PENIS!

Woah, she's fit.

She was hotter when she was thinner.

/still hot

spin721: She was hotter when she was thinner.

/still hot

Who wasn't?

unicron702: spin721: She was hotter when she was thinner.

/still hot

Who wasn't?

Amy Winehouse