Why the hell would she testify in front of a Grand Jury? Is A-Rod in the mob?

I am not surprised; she does not talk about her relationship with me either. That's just how she roles.

...why would she be testifying in front of the grand jury? I guess I should be happy it's not another gay joke, but this one doesn't even make sense.

robsul82: ...why would she be testifying in front of the grand jury? I guess I should be happy it's not another gay joke, but this one doesn't even make sense.

Me thinks tardmitter meant divorce trial.

andrew131: robsul82: ...why would she be testifying in front of the grand jury? I guess I should be happy it's not another gay joke, but this one doesn't even make sense.

Me thinks tardmitter meant divorce trial.

They're not even married! lol Wow.

/although I'd like them to get married, if it means more A-Rod being clutch in the playoffs

I thought it was a steroid joke.

robsul82: They're not even married! lol Wow.

A-Rod was.

andrew131: robsul82: They're not even married! lol Wow.

A-Rod was.

Well, that doesn't mean he's gonna get divorced again. Not everybody's Newt Gingrich.

Kate Hudson may not want to talk about it, but A-Rod loves being the centaur of attention.

substerKate Hudson is uncomfortable taking about her relationship with Alex Rodriguez.

Maybe she's just an uncomfortable person and so from the outside she seems uncomfortable taking about with such a man. Maybe she's not uncomfortable at all and her actions while taking about such a relationship are just foreign to those observing. Or maybe she's uncomfortable taking it up the ass from a man named A-Rod, and doesn't want to talk about it.

just my thoughts.
dnrtfa.

JerseyTim: I thought it was a steroid joke.


Me three.

"For the benefit of the court, please define the term 'peg'."

Tough to talk with A-Rod's bat in your mouth.

MorningBreath: I am not surprised; she does not talk about her relationship with me either. That's just how she roles.


Huh? You and she are LARPers together or something?

He can obtain some of the most top-shelf ass on Earth, and he chooses this bint, and probably because from all accounts she stalked him. Same with his Madonna fling. He suffers Michael Jackson's same affliction of being a man-child.

REO-Weedwagon: He can obtain some of the most top-shelf ass on Earth...





I don't think he's doing too badly here.

Must have gotten her in an uncomfortable place

Otto's_Jacket: JerseyTim: I thought it was a steroid joke.


Me three.

I love headlines that prompt farkers to have to venture guesses as to what the hell the subby was getting at.

Otto's_Jacket: JerseyTim: I thought it was a steroid joke.


Me three.

It was. I tried.

Maybe because she doesn't like playing "pitcher" to his "catcher"?

Gormenghast: Kate Hudson may not want to talk about it, but A-Rod loves being the centaur of attention.

bravo

Gormenghast: Kate Hudson may not want to talk about it, but A-Rod loves being the centaur of attention.

Perfect execution

IdBeCrazyIf: Must have gotten her in an uncomfortable place

Like the back of a Volkswagen?

assmasacre: substerKate Hudson is uncomfortable taking about her relationship with Alex Rodriguez.

Maybe she's just an uncomfortable person and so from the outside she seems uncomfortable taking about with such a man. Maybe she's not uncomfortable at all and her actions while taking about such a relationship are just foreign to those observing. Or maybe she's uncomfortable taking it up the ass from a man named A-Rod, and doesn't want to talk about it.

just my thoughts.
dnrtfa.

It's amazing how easy it is for people to see that extra "L" in the headline that entirely changes the meaning of the sentence, isn't it?

I love the tabloids--first she talks about him too much, then she doesn't talk about him enough. I guess they're trying to find out which side will move more copies or get more page views ...

Even though I hate the Yankees, I like Kate Hudson even less.

It is a Barry Bonds reference. Barrys girlfriend testified that he used steroids.

It is only a matter of time until A-Roids past explodes as much as Bonds did.

nopokerface: Even though I hate the Yankees, I like Kate Hudson even less.

I'm still attempting to understand what she's done (with the exception of starring in "Almost Famous" [and being Goldie Hawn's crotchfruit]) to deserve being a "name".

Has she done a film since "Famous" worth viewing?

Japancakes: nopokerface: Even though I hate the Yankees, I like Kate Hudson even less.

I'm still attempting to understand what she's done (with the exception of starring in "Almost Famous" [and being Goldie Hawn's crotchfruit]) to deserve being a "name".

Has she done a film since "Famous" worth viewing?

Skeleton Key was a great movie

Japancakes: nopokerface: Even though I hate the Yankees, I like Kate Hudson even less.

I'm still attempting to understand what she's done (with the exception of starring in "Almost Famous" [and being Goldie Hawn's crotchfruit]) to deserve being a "name".

Has she done a film since "Famous" worth viewing?

Fools Gold was pretty funny.

Roja Herring: Japancakes: nopokerface: Even though I hate the Yankees, I like Kate Hudson even less.

I'm still attempting to understand what she's done (with the exception of starring in "Almost Famous" [and being Goldie Hawn's crotchfruit]) to deserve being a "name".

Has she done a film since "Famous" worth viewing?

Skeleton Key was a great movie

Mmm. I'll admit that I've yet to view that. That will be rectified this weekend. I'll be heading for the library tomorrow after work.

Thank you for the intro.

Japancakes: Has she done a film since "Famous" worth viewing?

I don't think I've ever sat through one of her movies in its entirety, but her commentary in interviews is quite off-putting.

Rogue71371: Japancakes: nopokerface: Even though I hate the Yankees, I like Kate Hudson even less.

I'm still attempting to understand what she's done (with the exception of starring in "Almost Famous" [and being Goldie Hawn's crotchfruit]) to deserve being a "name".

Has she done a film since "Famous" worth viewing?

Fools Gold was pretty funny.

While I respect your right to hold that opinion, I do not share your opinion.
Then again, I'm reaallly not the modern-day-romantic-comedy-loving kind of person so the flaw lies with me.

Japancakes: Rogue71371: Japancakes: nopokerface: Even though I hate the Yankees, I like Kate Hudson even less.

I'm still attempting to understand what she's done (with the exception of starring in "Almost Famous" [and being Goldie Hawn's crotchfruit]) to deserve being a "name".

Has she done a film since "Famous" worth viewing?

Fools Gold was pretty funny.

While I respect your right to hold that opinion, I do not share your opinion.
Then again, I'm reaallly not the modern-day-romantic-comedy-loving kind of person so the flaw lies with me.

The "romantic comedy" has nothing to do with it. It is more the humor, quest for treasure and bikinis on the female starts. I have a thing for women with B cups and under.

Even if you hate her, Kate Hudson has been in a lot of movies. Maybe they all sucked (I can't think of one that I've seen), but she is a movie star. And not just because she's Goldie Hawn's daughter.

Having this hanging over your bed at night would make anybody uncomfortable...

cryinoutloud: And not just because she's Goldie Hawn's daughter.

Actually, I'd say about 80% that. Is she Kurt Russell's daughter, too? If so, there's the other 20%.

nopokerface: Japancakes: Has she done a film since "Famous" worth viewing?

I don't think I've ever sat through one of her movies in its entirety, but her commentary in interviews is quite off-putting.

Off-screen, I've only viewed her off-screen still photographs. Apparantly I've been fortunate in limiting my exposure to her to just that.

nopokerface: cryinoutloud: And not just because she's Goldie Hawn's daughter.

Actually, I'd say about 80% that. Is she Kurt Russell's daughter, too? If so, there's the other 20%.

No. Her dad is named Bill Hudson (according to wiki).

Yeah. I cared/was curious enough to look.

cryinoutloud: Even if you hate her, Kate Hudson has been in a lot of movies. Maybe they all sucked (I can't think of one that I've seen), but she is a movie star. And not just because she's Goldie Hawn's daughter.

I don't hate anybody but myself. I was authentically asking out of genuine curiosity, not spite.

Slow news day? Who farking cares about an untalented actress farking a douchebag athlete?